Thursday, November 3, 2022

Saturday night mushroom trip at goth bar?

Maybe sprinkle in some ketamine?

Mayhaps

Your penis?

His giant mushroom

(Tip)

Paenis

Pænis

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587923502354472960?s=46&t=gyVR3qfVw3GPLeT2gYcdTA

Dan, he did clap back

Maybe he’s Hoen

Mr Hoeny boi

Oh what do we have here?!?

https://twitter.com/dineshdsouza/status/1587925219649257472?s=46&t=gyVR3qfVw3GPLeT2gYcdTA

Dinesh scoring this round for Elon

Cullen is really into dinesh lately

I think since you told me Tommy is into Dinesh my algorithm started showing me all his tweets

I don’t follow him but I seem to see all his content and I hate it all

It’s because you keep copy pasting it

Elon Mosque

You know someone who is earnestly into Dinesh?

Heathers dad

HASBY?!

Hasby Lightyear

https://twitter.com/nate_tice/status/1587849806973501441?s=42&t=qrlrqPWHeEPJ9gMp75d7MQ

https://twitter.com/usatodaylife/status/1587284131859283969?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5

This is a fucking weird costume

Disturbing

Grotesque

Kyle’s shid looking up while he tushy’s his azz for minutes on end

Lo

El

https://twitter.com/cheeserburger/status/1588016614242365440?s=46&t=qrlrqPWHeEPJ9gMp75d7MQ

https://twitter.com/paul_haine/status/1587702101962067969?s=46&t=XqaWG4XUTFfxwjx8x7Q0Bw

https://twitter.com/carobunga/status/1587832264162959361?s=46&t=XqaWG4XUTFfxwjx8x7Q0Bw

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1588047767561449473?s=46&t=ppf2Z0dfc2ciguyMuTUWVQ

Stellaris is pretty tight for you strategy bros. All of those Paradox games seem to have a steep learning curve because they all have unique mechanics but they’re a lot of fun when you figure them ou

Hmmm color me tickled pink

I’ll do some googlin

No unfortunately I don’t think the multiplayer works very well

Paradox games are weird because they mostly play like RTS but sometimes decisions pop up that will pause time

You can also speed up time

Dan only plays games where you can pvp but I’m open to all game

Yea I figured you guys might feel that way

Yea I love civ

War mechanics seem too weird in that ca

Stellaris plays closer to civ than paradox games like crusader kings

Gotta colonize the stars bro

Space slavery

Of course

Tell me more

You can pursue whatever politics you please

Hypersexual Interstellar Gerentocracy

These games are very in depth I would be more surprised if you could not achieve this

Guaranteed

https://twitter.com/fbgcon/status/1587854851957960705?s=46&t=XqaWG4XUTFfxwjx8x7Q0Bw

711 does not boil hot dogs

They use rollers

I’m now doubting I’d that guy has ever had sex with a fevered pussy

Or a 711 hot dog

Fat does turn from a solid to a liquid state when heated and liquids boil you fucking assholes

So give the man partial credit

https://twitter.com/AuntiesBlocc/status/1587919744044535808

Real payoff at the end

That ear sex doe

Was I not trying with Amanda correctly?

Is that why it took so long?

It took so long because she got tired of waiting and found a real man

Glad you found your bull

Who then had sweet ear sex with your wife

Was it…was it Evan?

No. He is also impotent

Jury is out on that

My theory is it’s a time traveler

Who is actually future cullen

Who was cybernetically enhanced to not be impotent

So you cucked yourself

Directed by Christopher Nolan

Cucky McFuckman

Cucky McFuckman and the one thousand creams

Forty creams, excuse me

I prefer the dick after tomorrow

I’ll give you a Hoen count

I should be in

It looks mad rainy tomorrow so I’m downgrading to tentative

Hoen!

Do any y’all dads or dads to be have these?

If not, why tf not?

Or maybe these?

*insert Vince McMahon meme of him salivating over progressively uglier new balances*

https://twitter.com/muenzenberg_w/status/1588191886363299874

https://twitter.com/hottrashbabe/status/1588263183319375872?s=46&t=m98NbZEVOTPQ1GSMmcTN3A

https://twitter.com/hottrashbabe/status/1588243397348712448?s=46&t=m98NbZEVOTPQ1GSMmcTN3A

Honestly I love this persons content

Evan

I don’t think everyone is privy to the I can’t read joke

Ah

Well that’s an integral part here

https://twitter.com/tier10k/status/1588278985540018176?s=46&t=m98NbZEVOTPQ1GSMmcTN3A

Lol Matt said this exact same thing yesterday

Very well done

Is Twitter going to turn into a porn/hate speech site?

I thought there wasn’t enough hate speech. Isn’t that why Elon bought it?

Who would fuck this widdle mouf?

🙋🏻‍♂️

420 widdle mouf

420 widdle mouf

-10 +1

Didn’t we encounter a 419 last week and determine there was no penalty?

No better way to make it obvious you’re watching some sort of count down than shooting early!

Seems like it goes against the spirit of the game

Kyle, are you actively keeping time?

What did kyrie do