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Wednesday, November 2, 2022

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Halll0fShame/status/1587131748785311744
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Anyone else seen watching the del toro horror anthology series on Netflix?
  3. Or prom
  4. Edited to “Or pron”
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🙋🏻‍♂️
  6. It’s good
  7. Does anyone want to hang on Saturday evening
  8. Heather is babysitting
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Do you eat azz?
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sure
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m down then
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1587647032457449473?s=46&t=dSB0NeyhHxlEaPW1kgBgpQ
  13. Is Elon gonna clap back at AOC!
  14. That was meant to be a question
  15. I need to update my phone before I can edit that
    Daniel Miller
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s a good tweet.
  17. O Elon, why couldn’t you just stick to your cars.
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And emerald mines
    Matt
  19. Matt avatar
    You just sound jealous your dad wasn’t an active beneficiary of an apartheid state
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I can’t wait until he, being the hip jokester that he is, appoints a new board of Twitter personalities/jokesters, creates a dogecoin subscription plan and effectively burns the app to the groun
  21. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1587805604818526210
  22. Really funny stuff all around
  23. I really really enjoy Elon + Zuck burning their fortunes through hubris and brain worms
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Arrogance is one helluva drug
  25. Though it always seemed to work for bezos
  26. Matt avatar
    Bezos is probably smarter than Elon
  27. Smart enough to know when to shut up
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Always nicer when they quiet
  29. Matt avatar
    Better to be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What is that, JK Rowling?
  31. Matt avatar
    IDK
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Pretty sure Ron Weasley said that
  33. Matt avatar
    Someone
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    About trans ppl
  35. To Hagrid
  36. Matt avatar
    Better to be thought a lady than show your pp and remove all doubt?
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Precisely
  38. You’ve got it
  39. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1587783330761568256
  40. Hell yea twitter boutta become Onlyfans 2.0
  41. Fer sher trying to poach that market
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    “Content creators”
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Like how does this model work without puss and/or cluss
  44. Matt avatar
    Well you can already post puss and/or cluss for free so it makes sense he’s trying to cash in
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    hard as it is to believe people pay for non-cluss content all the time.
  46. Matt avatar
    Especially since he’s looking at losing advertisers if he wants to get away with his freeze peach platform
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, hard to imagine a really big and successful onlyFans type app. Like how many different creators can one person support
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    Having said that. Evan should we start charring for out AOE2 stream?
    Matt
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Seems like it’s the only reasonable thing to do
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    Then the whole world can learn about the verbal and emotional abuse that I’ve had to endure.
    Matt
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You fucking love it
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    I keep coming back for more
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s right baby that’s right
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dan, are you a sub?
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    More of a resilient bottom.
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ooo. Haven’t heard of that type of bottom before
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    We are out there. There are DOZENS of us.
  58. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Seanyboy21416/status/1587818179681828866
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1587807327234805760?s=20&t=i9bTN7991SPYRFgsaPSeOg
  60. Somehow I missed this
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s p sick
  62. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1587854372666482689
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/iamtannenbaum/status/1587636438333472768?s=46&t=yHEAolDPmAjTuM2gpcgUhA
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
  65. Did y’all see Nuke’s halloween costume?
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s so good.
  67. Sideshow bob who was actually Frasier.
  68. And his brother was niles
  69. The 90s were coo.
  70. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah that costume is sick
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    There are some Evan points forncullen
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hahahaha
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah nice cullen with immaculate timing
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve been in meetings
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I KNEW THIS
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damnit
  77. Put the crown on me
  78. Daniel Miller avatar
    I liked Cullen’s better.
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    I only realized it years later.
  81. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That it was Kelsey grammar?
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen ConwayPut the crown on me
    Here’s your crown, sir:
  83. It was, Kyle
  84. Tossed salad AND scrambled eggs
    Daniel Miller
  85. Goodnight Seattle, we love you
  86. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TheFreds/status/1587856650106703872
  87. Wow even Right Said Fred turning on Elon
  88. Daniel Miller avatar
    wait what’s going on here?
  89. Elon supported vaccines and some weird is mad?
  90. Matt avatar
    Right Said Fred is the english pop band behind “I’m too sexy” so I just thought it was a funny exchange. The context is even funnier I suppos
    Evan Bbbender
  91. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  92. Those anti-vaxxers emerge in the strangest places
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Vin diesel was in the im too sexy music video
  94. Matt avatar
    People seeing shit like that has led many to say “I can’t believe this website is free” and Elon decided that means he should be paid for i
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
  96. My most sincere apologies
    Daniel Miller
  97. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fohgivaness preesu 🙏🏻
  98. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Gotta add in the racism
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That is a Simpsons reference
  100. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That doesn’t make it not racist
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    ^_^
  102. Kyle Derrick avatar
  103. Matt avatar
    Weird where is the super racist accent in Kyle’s version?
  104. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You need the auditory clue
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://youtu.be/W647gDp-u-s
  106. It’s definitely there
  107. Matt avatar
    Sorry just checked my clock and it’s video game thirty
    Evan Bbbender
  108. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly I could go for that myself
  109. Daniel Miller avatar
    ooo
  110. A?
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
  112. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hop in the discord if you’d like to learn about being a resilient bottom.
  113. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/jesuslasupajew/status/1587911163857502208
    Cullen Conway
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/nocontxtanncr/status/1587625969187102722?s=46&t=r-earRI35oHRtSO4hObajg
  115. 🫠
  116. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is twitter gonna turn into Tumblr, just a hollowed out shell of its former self, where everyone left is charing for feet picks
  117. Evan Bbbender avatar
    If there’s more porn, I don’t care
    MattDaniel Miller
  118. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JimmyJazz1968/status/1587641640566411265
  119. https://twitter.com/badnaomibad/status/1587806645417041923
  120. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That is really good
  121. Matt avatar
    That’s actual video of his Twitter negotiations in the parking lot
  122. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 🫠
  123. Matt avatar
    420 elong ma
  124. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 hate speech
  125. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, who do you have on your scorecard in this tight race?
  126. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I would guess it’s cullen, matt then me
  127. Is that the order you guys see?
  128. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s what I see
  129. It happened rapidly though haha
  130. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It was cullen matt then Kyle
  131. Wish I could give it to matt
  132. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I wish I could cum
  133. Evan Bbbender avatar
    :(