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Tuesday, November 1, 2022

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well
  2. Where are the children in their Halloween costumes?!
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    They’re just south of Rosa Parks
  4. But they’re afraid of the main drag
  5. I’ve gotten 0 visits
  6. But the streets below me are bumping
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We went with heathers Italian friends and looked at nice houses
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    I just got some trick or treaters
    Matt
  9. This chyron…
  10. It’s omniscient
  11. Was lurking in the suns glare
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Go on
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m done
  14. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Chyron Herman
    Evan Bbbender
  15. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What a shitty Halloween to be a kid
  16. Just dumping buckets
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587297137099931649?s=46&t=UG2f6compKUhbsCPYld4sg
  18. Matt avatar
    Takeoff killed last night what a fuckin bummer
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    Had me buddy over last. Goth who works at Twitter. He was checking his phone every five minutes to see if he had got fired yet
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So is he a goth or what!?
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
    Stupid iPhone. You can’t see my edits, can you?
  22. Matt avatar
    Had me buddy
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    Update your shit people
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Funny, I updated yesterday but I guess that was just the newest iOS 15 update
  25. Lo and behold 16 is sitting here waiting
  26. My question remains, is he a goth or not?
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    He goth.
  28. Matt avatar
    You sent a Goth pic of Elon right before that which really added to the confusion
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    LOL.
  30. That was Evan, and what the fuck is he in that costume
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That was me
  32. No idea what that costume was but very funny
  33. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1587299042710720513
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is anyone going to get a 5/10 day pass before the trade deadline?
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    When is deadline?
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly no idea I think they will just unceremoniously raise the pride
  37. Price
  38. They may send out a warning email tho
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok, buying now.
  40. Time to blow the dust off my sticks.
    Evan Bbbender
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You love to see it
  42. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1587312517679878144
  43. Twitter is fucked in the most hilarious way possible
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol.
  45. The goth dude is working on this right now.
  46. Such a horrible idea.
  47. Matt avatar
    By haggling with Stephen King over paying him to provide his platform with content
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    it just doesn’t make much sense to me. Charging people to prevent bots? Surely there must be a better way.
  49. Lol. Looks like he is making this up as he goes.
  50. Matt avatar
    Glad people are finally seeing what an idiot this guy is
  51. For $8/mo you can get “half as many ads”
  52. hahaha
  53. I’m so happy he was forced to pay such an obscene amount for the platform
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    Now he wants everyone else to overpay for it too apparently
  55. Matt avatar
    But that will fail spectacularly
  56. Unless he can find some real value in paying that, which there isn’t
  57. Daniel Miller avatar
    are there any other paid social media platforms?
  58. Matt avatar
    No because no one else has been SMART ENOUGH to think of that duh
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    There is YouTube Red
    Cullen Conway
  60. But that comes with a different set of content.
  61. Matt avatar
    You can do subscription content on instagram too apparently
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    but that’s peer to peer, ya?
  63. Matt avatar
    But I think it’s more of a patreon model yea
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    I misread Dan’s
  65. I thought he was talking about redtube
    Matt
  66. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ve always wondered who is paying for all the porn out there
  67. It was cully.
  68. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/AssLatam/status/1587271152422068224
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1587534300991430657?s=20&t=i6zUX2FK-JdvlpC1dc0Fag
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Gross
  71. What a waste of a trade
  72. THEY COULD HAVE HAD KAREEM HUNT
  73. Cullen Conway avatar
    420 goth
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    420 shart Simpson
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    420 hareem kunt
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    God
  77. Damnit
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    I did like that influx there lol
  79. Shart Simpson too
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I also at went with “goth twitter”
  81. Almost
  82. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No idea where shart Simpson came from but hey
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/propagabba/status/1586947894019358720?s=46&t=RTECu4aaP_m28RqIJFyaxA
  84. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/JarJarFan69/status/1587585126535467008
  85. Evan Bbbender avatar
    This is sick
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