Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Laaaast Christmas

I have you my fuck

https://twitter.com/protestantwind/status/1574078439220445186

This is really good

(black)

He just didn’t understand how taxes work

Much like how he didn’t understand what a nickel defense was when he joined the nfl

https://twitter.com/lsdfridge/status/1574422062998777856?s=46&t=tCu5gRSIdFxxWdbPEXHZpg

Me, when I feel cute 🥰

Cullen

Let’s see the ankle

Cullen

Let’s see the dick

You guys were not prepared for this Monday league

It’s all fun and games until somebody loses a pebis

I had to take this selfie style so. It the best angle

But you get the picture

Yeah that looks bad

What’s the verdict

Verdict was likely a severe sprain, they are still confirming no break with the radiologist

Man that looks exactly like when I jumped off the Jolly Roger

Very painful for a while

It’s crazy how fast it bruised

I fractured my ankle once it didn’t get purple for a couple days

Did you win the game?

I’m gonna move you to IR

actually sorry man you’re getting dropped

Maybe it’s a good sign how fast it bruised?

It almost seems like it was draining

Based on how much the color changed overnight

Can you put any pressure on it

I have no idea tho

Based

I don’t know I’m not going to

I was able to push it on the doctors hand in both direction

You guys should stick to the fun league

Cullen got hurt on the first pitch of the game

It was ominous

Yeah literally the first pitch

Teddy Bridgewater-esque in his fragility

Smacked that sucker for a double then stepped on the base like a bitch

Did you get tagged out while rolling around on the ground in pain?

I don’t know

I think they put a pinch runner on and he scored but I wasn’t paying attention

I do know that when I asked Kyle for help to my car he said I have to take the field and ran into the field

He was safe but yeah we had to keep the game going

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1574763298180014082

It’s wild that Mussolini’s granddaughter got fucking elected in italy as a fascist

Hope it ends for her the same way

Time

Is a fat circle

Which night did you guys get modest mouse tickets for?

$60?

That is not what I asked

Oh lol

Yeah I can’t read

Saturday?

Evan is awarded 10 Evan points

I think Friday sold out immediately

Also

$60

Who all got tix?

Yeah they added the second night because the Friday night basically sold out during pre sale

Cullen Evan and me

$60

$60

$60

Jen really wants to go

Get tix let’s fuck

$60

Wow I just got a random call labeled “healthcare” and the guy is like

Its sold out so I’m waiting for the resale to be closer to

$60

Not even joking

And he had the wrong number

$60

Is Saturday sold out?

Yeah

resale is $100 so I’m going to wait

Yeah sorry I didn’t ask you it was short notice when I found out

https://twitter.com/pointsbetusa/status/1574602376073256961?s=46&t=DwlKtdsFM5YOBncmAh1fQw

Huge love

How is that true?

They were 2-0 going into last night

It probably isn’t

It’s not

https://twitter.com/betmgm/status/1574593943383285767?s=46&t=OwPpFdbbCnAd5nT7exiS7Q

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1574840867227144196

420 cums

Cullen did you get any molly percocets for your ankle?

I wasn’t given any

https://twitter.com/DrugsNSatan/status/1574859387851616259?s=20&t=dnD52vnCuS02HuNf4S5Hvw

Matt with a rare 420!!!

Rare? Pretty sure I’m winning

Euuuuh

Sure