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Wednesday, August 31, 2022

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We should see 3000 years on Saturday
  2. $3 movies for national movie day
  3. Or some ahit
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    What is that
  5. That Idris Elba genie movie?
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah
  7. I would
  8. I cummie
  9. Cullen Conway avatar
    Hmmm
  10. I saw a trailer for it during nope and it didn’t really peak my interest
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cope
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Well eat shid then
  13. Cullen Conway avatar
    Maybe I will
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Did it pique your interest at all?
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bodies bodies bodies has better reviews
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cummies Cummies Cummies
  17. Yeah but you can see Idris Elba genie at Hollywood and eat sizzle pie then go to the moon and sixpence and drink Guinness
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean that sounds ok
  19. I don’t like the Hollywood neighborhood tho
  20. I sound like Kyle
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s great I love that theater tho it slaps
  22. Cullen Conway avatar
    What time is the movie? I have a fantasy draft that eve
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s about genies
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Djinn
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Genie is just an anglicized bastardization of djinn
  26. But sure
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah idk if the indie theaters are doing it
  28. Looks like Hollywood is
  29. Looks like laurelhurst is too
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yarp
  31. Matt avatar
    Jen + I were talking about seeing it Saturday too
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Let’s make it a group date
  33. If you’re Hoeny
  34. Cullen Conway avatar
    What time
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Horn
  36. Matt avatar
    One of the evening shows
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    I aight I’m out
  38. Would grab a day beer tho
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
  40. Heather may be interested in joining if we come to consensus here
  41. Matt avatar
    Word
  42. we also did Studio One theater recently which was decent
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Alysa may also if everyone else is
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is that the one on Powell? I think that could be fun
  45. Matt avatar
    Yeah right off Powell
  46. We’d be down to go there again
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that could be good
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Their mobile website is pissing me off
  49. Which makes me want to tell them to stuff it
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just email them the pebis
  51. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oooo that’s a good idea
  52. That’ll show them to have a shitty mobile site
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes it will
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/markisalemonist/status/1564749111756468225?s=21&t=TyTdyYH_w0sT_EO3RoIe_Q
    Evan Bbbender
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/wifesucker/status/1564400585868251136?s=21&t=iR0wQPrtviWfziPFru9saw
  56. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s true
  57. With aplomb
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I tried listening to the joe rogan & Aaron Rodgers episode but both of them are so annoying i had to turn it off
  59. Matt avatar
    Yea I just heard the clip of him talking about lying to the NFL about being vax’d
  60. He’s a monster douche bag
  61. So should we book the whole middle row for 3k years of longing Sat night at Studio One?
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    MattYea I just heard the clip of him talking about lying to the NFL about…
    He was trying to be cute about it saying he was immunized and they didn’t ask a follow up question but it’s like man you knew exactly what you were doing don’t be ridiculous
  63. I could be into that I just need to make sure Heather is down
  64. She should be though
  65. Matt avatar
    Yeah pretending he was micro dosing the virus or some shit
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I also just remembered the ducks have their opener against Georgia at 1230 Saturday so I May be too drunk to see a movie
  67. Assuming I begin day Drinking
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’re gonna lose tho
  69. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Irrelevant
  70. Matt avatar
    Until this morning I thought football started this thursday and not next thursday and my disappointment is immense
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Also, studio one tickets appear to be normal priced. That would not be issue normally except for every other theater has $3 movies that da
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    Kyle, I would like to watch that game with you
  73. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen ConwayKyle, I would like to watch that game with you
    I was thinking if maybe biking to like satellite or somewhere
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    I would totally do that
  75. I’d also open the tav
  76. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok what about the movie though
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    But Satellite might be easier
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ok
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d perhaps see a movie drunkenly for $3 but not regular price on the other side of town
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So Hollywood?
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    No, Satellite
  83. Kyle Derrick avatar
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  85. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Time for my Elevensies
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
    Apparently my draft isn’t Saturday so I might be interested in seeing Aladdin II
  87. But depends on how that duckers game goes
  88. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/youngthug/status/1565044633641656321
  89. I want to believe Thugger has a cell phone in jail and this is what he is using it for
    Cullen Conway
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I wonder who his room mate is
  91. Like imagine your in jail and then your new cell mate is young thug
  92. Matt avatar
    That sounds awesome
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Or do you think he was able to use money to pull some strings
  94. So he didn’t get random cellmate
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    People with money always get superior treatment
  96. From the penitentiary they go to the lifestyle they’re able to enjoy in prison
  97. Matt avatar
    He hasn’t been able to use that money to get fucking bonded
  98. Thugger goin to jail forever I need to start my campaign for Gov of Alabama now to pardon him
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Not Georgia?
  100. I thought he was an atl guy
  101. Matt avatar
    Oh yeah I guess he is being charged in Georgia
  102. good fuck alabama
    Kyle Derrick
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Says everyone who isn’t from Alabama
  104. Matt avatar
    fuck Georgia too but as future Governor of Georgia don’t quote me on that
    Evan Bbbender
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think you’ve got a shot
  106. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So we def doing naked Friday?
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m into it
  108. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ve been downgraded to questionable
    Matt
  109. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You guys get the loud mobile then
  110. Matt avatar
    Get upgraded
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He has already made his mind up
  112. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He needs a Good dickin down
  113. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1565104470836609026
  114. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nope
  115. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I saw some thing where McGregor was getting a blowjob on a yacht and started just a live story on Instagram
  116. Cullen Conway avatar
    I also saw that
  117. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/uberfacts/status/1565119996438757378?s=21&t=ILK8VAJSx-MfFawjucfCmQ
  118. Kyle, clock your cum
  119. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Clock my dock