Friday, August 26, 2022

Will someone fully explain this dark Brandon meme?

Is it just because the White House is out for blood rn?

Started on 4chan trying to make fun of him I think like he died and was replaced with this ‘dark brandon’ robot but it picked up more steam when people started calling him that when he does good shit instea

Ahhh

https://twitter.com/ai_curio_bot/status/1562972260428021761?s=21&t=4omkbpoT8sbxkWW80pEZ8g

I really wish these would load because I know none of y’all click em

Matt, your new punter apparently likes to gang rape underage girls

Who

Whoa

But it’s okay because it happened before he was drafted

So NFLs hands are tied

But I assume his career is over

How the fuck did all these people in congress get huge PPP loans and then have them forgiven?

No not the punt god!

https://twitter.com/genius_dogs/status/1562777812880093184?s=21&t=ggliPqmxLgZ4fbVxTxv1Yw

https://twitter.com/hottrashbabe/status/1563000931918102530?s=21&t=ggliPqmxLgZ4fbVxTxv1Yw

Hello Kyle and happy birthday

Happy Birthday Kyle

Thanks bros

Just had a big birthday shid

That’s what dreams are made of

https://twitter.com/whitesoxjordan/status/1562811555938308099?s=21&t=WqhZN5KtF51jVESF6ENKZA

Thanks dan

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1563203564133949441

Yeah they’re giving him a lot of swagger he doesn’t have

They need to lean back into the senile zombie angle

https://twitter.com/garloids/status/1563197674471698432?s=21&t=WqhZN5KtF51jVESF6ENKZA

https://twitter.com/tomcardone1/status/1563131779300880385?s=21&t=WqhZN5KtF51jVESF6ENKZA

This one hits hard for me

That’s me tonight at the rehearsal dinner

Wonderful

Finally

Covid negative

Seriously

Almost like 2 full weeks

Well I didn’t test since last Saturday so idk when but yeah

are you having a drinker for your birthday tonight Kyle?

Not really sure yet. Was maybe gonna see nope

I mean I’ll definitely be having drinks just not getting houses

Unless I forego the movie and get clitty

I wouldn’t mind a few beers meself

The real question is, would people be interested in meeting up for a drinka?

I could probably fuk

Wen

I’m drinking right now

Of course you are, you have a drinking problem

Tbh I’m considering a drink myself

All I’ve done today is play Tetris during meetings and go for a run

I would like to drink

Of course you do you have a drinking problem

I do

Though in my defense, I haven’t gotten right pissed since Edinburgh where I stayed up until 6 am doing cocaine and probably getting Covi

Hell yeah

That’s bullsbit

You were drunk af on 8/13

Then the next day you had extreme covid birthday

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

😎

We ordered a giant cognac drink that required 4 people

A full decanter

I drank most of it

Definitely

I also do wanna see 3000 years of longing

And nope

My list is deep

Same

Just like my buss

https://youtu.be/CGB6o3HBgDA

Should I bring ye your mushrooms?

Probably a good idea

Perhaps in a bit then get a beer?

Have any more of them fungis?

Nah just what I got Dan and Kyle

Would you wanna bike to wayfinder?

Matt, I could spare some grams if you want

God damnit how did I miss this drug drop

Good question

I can always go buy more

How much did I get like half o?

I think so

Maybe an entire oz

Mostly 1 giant mushroom

Same

Evan?

Wayfinder bike ride?

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1563020169160851456?s=21&t=1x9r0FJOa4xgSgaqHx62cA

🧐

I think we could get our fuck rates up quicker than we can cut our carbon

My water dish is empty

Coke over here, bitch

I’ll fill your cup

Come

Cum

Cum

Sure

Sure?

Sure to this

⚙️

Cummiez

Cum

Cum

You want to swing by here with the fun guys then we can roll down?

Sure

When

Whenever

I have been done with work basically all day

I probably just need until 3:30

To be completely kosher

Works for me

Evan, you have first pick

In the draft

Jonathan Taylor

I just watched mike randomize the draft

Kyle, you’re last

Lol

I’ll get cute and draft kamara

I’ve never had the first pick so surely this will be my year to win

It’s either CMC or JT

From what I’ve seen

But maybe you’ll get cute and take Henry

Dan you were 3rd last year

And chose Alvin kamara over Derrick Henry

Which was a terrible pick but kind of worked out because Henry got injured

But Henry missed like 10 games so yeah

You drafted a few bad players then auto drafted iirc

Oh me too

I can’t wait to lose out tremendously

Pick 0 sleepers

Mostly old players

Kyle I think I need another 5/10

Works for me

Ok I leave now

I’m shidding

But that shouldn’t be a problem

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1563312806337712128?s=21&t=wN3-XfqopH8u6igGxxNqSA