Saturday, August 27, 2022

https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1563271187123146752?s=21&t=wN3-XfqopH8u6igGxxNqSA

Which one of you retards knows between 15-50 languages?

Anyone tryna get lit later?

A little 28th action

Lips too big on that Memoji

Like, that is NOT a widdo mouf

We’re drinking

Is Dan drinking?

Oh yeah he’s doing the damn thing

Who’s this chick?

That is definitely my girl shapy mcshift

She just recompiled her form

Classic Shapy

That’s Gaby

I’m

Gonna take you

To a

Gay bar

Gay bar

Gay bar

I am stoned and just ordered one mud pie and an order of "skinny fries"

To my hotel room

It’s both

Show me some pebis

Nice pebis my guy!

https://twitter.com/h3ckdaddy/status/1562628498874781696?s=21&t=ITQAhH5TRUyaB7AFOC8iug

Matt, how did Matt Barkley do punting tonight?

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1557499512054337536

Barkley averaged 40 yards per punt, our punter last year averaged 42

We should just cut the punt rapist and make Barkley punt since we only punt when he’s on the field anyway

Makes sense to me

https://twitter.com/stavvybaby/status/1563575409177817091

God I love stav he’s so fucking fat

You wish you could be so rotund

I’m working on it

Any of you want to see 3000 years of cum at Hollywood?

Wanna see nope at 930?

At laurelhurst

Heather wants to see that but cannot tonight so I will have to axe her about that

Heather wants to see it next week so I must decline

BUT

3000 years of cum

Yeah I’m wondering if it will still be in theaters next week

It will, you can see on the laurelhurst schedule up to next Thursday

Yeah I was just looking up that info

So again I must counter

3000 years of cum

I guess maybe

But really, it could be a fun movie date with your bros

If any of the bros in this chat deign you respond!!!!!qqq11

I can’t smang a movie tonight unfortunately

What time were you tryna

7 @ Hollywood?

I’m meeting my parents at 5 so that would be tough

I am the king of shidding

Bow before my massive piles of feces

There’s also a showing at 9:30

What say ye?

TBD

Cullen?

Come on man

You know he is out of town

No he’s not

He’s inside your house

Eating cookies with your wife

In my house eating my cookies!?!?

You should do better than snickerdoodle bro

Like these are ok but come on

DROP THE COOKIE

That’s what I was hoping for

https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/1563289813058342912?s=21&t=VjnI_tTpLqvYxRvC3xs2gg

420 hangover

I am also hungover

But I wanna see that movie

One does not preclude the other

Would you like to see tilda swinton and idris Elba do genie things?

Actually Heather gave me the ok to see nope

Would you like to see nope

Yeah fo sho

Though time and location will be rbs

TBD

But it’s playing at like every theater

Nope? I think it’s just at laurelhurst

I would go to the 9:15 showing

It’s at Lloyd as well

Hm

I like laurelhurst more but I think that Lloyd would be a better screen

https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/1563669504663724035?s=21&t=VjnI_tTpLqvYxRvC3xs2gg

Fucking underthrow