Friday, July 15, 2022

https://twitter.com/singingflesh/status/1547381846559936512?s=21&t=Hh52K07GasIl70YlQOiQmw

Fuck

That show is postponed

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CgBhVOZgXDv/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

What the fuck

What the fuck

Now what do we do

I need to find a crowded and I closed space

Are we still gonna hang out or am I cucked

There is a sick ska band playing at the crystal

That’s the same thing, right?

Yes

are you referring to streelight manifesto?

I didn’t realize they were ska, that’s funny

Are we STILL

GOING TO HANG OUT

I never was 😈

Ear shot

What sort of entertainment are you offering up in replacement of this concert Bender?

https://hollywoodtheatre.org/

Could be shitty tho

Doesn’t hit quite like a Latin concert

Movie that is

agree

World peace

Ron Artest did World Peace better

That’s redundant

So, no hang?

I mean I might be down for a drinker but I was hoping we could scrounge up something better

Yeah I’m sure we can if we do a lil looking

A drinker was always part of the plan

Was it not?

As is the way

There is jazz fest in cathedral park

Which cullen was already going to

I heard there is a performance of king Lear in laurelhurst park

DANDY

Yeah I’m pretty bummed about the show

Goth club?

Steam?

Let’s hoen

I suggest park beers to start

I can probably roll outta here at like 630

That gives me a hoen

Why don’t we just start with a group tushy sesh?

You have a group tushy now?

😈

Y’all have seen the sexy Kyle mugs, but have you ever seen the sexy alysa mug?

Damn that’s a dank alysa

Potentially underage

Any hoeny bois out there today?

I have too much shid in my azz

So yes

Noon is enough work for a Friday right?

You’re telling me

I’m my last meeting for the day then I’m gonna go buy henny

I got called into a client meeting on Health Economics and I have literally no idea why

Cum

On

My

Chest

?

Cum
On
My
Glasses
!

Oh, so it’s a cum war you want, is it?

Wouldn’t be my first

I introduced monkey pox to Steam, I’ll have you know

Well done well done indeed

Do you boys fancy having an eater together this evening

Before a drinka?

Whats the plan now?

I believe meet up when you are free, I’d like a park beer and then bars

Bikes preferably

Bikes n bars

Yea I’m down to bike

What park?

Laurelhurst brah

Naturally I suppose

I can be there at like 645

We could

Matt would you want to do dinner?

Or should Dan and I have a happy hour boot and schnitzel date to ourselves?

You can do that if you’d like. 645 is a little late for dinner and I can eat w/Jen and the kid or wait for you guys

Dan can you smuggle a bike into town?

He may have to nike bike

Or scoot

Yea i considered nike biking but if we’re just hitting bars bringing my own bike is probably fine

https://indianexpress.com/article/world/elon-musk-dad-child-with-stepdaughter-8031115/

I think I’ve watched that one before

Dale yer brothers yer uncle

The comment is so good

Name these tiddies

Brooks Keopke

I have no idea

I thought it was Pat mahomes but now I’m not so sure