Saturday, July 16, 2022

Mom

Pro tip: ask Siri “what’s best in life?”

The answer is 🔥🔥🔥

The people behind me in stammtisch are doing it and I’m having a hard time not laughing my ass off

They’re having sex?

YEAH

A Conan reference is the only answer to that question

You got it

Why else would you even ask that question?

So you guys meeting at laurelhurst sometime?

Yeah Dan and I are going to eat on 28th

You on bike Bender?

Yessir

We’re at gueros ceviche spot

Nice

You on bikes right?

Jazz fest is mostly funk and R&B thus far

Cullen

Stop talking

We are

Ah, ok, but please know I am also Hoen

Where should I meet you?

Come to the ceviche bar

Still going to laurelhurst at 645 or should I meet you at the ceviche bar too?

Yeah if you’re about done there I’ll just meet at the park

Let’s do that then

What part of the park? Down by the 28th entrance?

I mean 33rd

Sure I was thinking the dog park area

Ok

Oops, still hoeny

Evan was this you last night?

Leel

Yes

Yes

I had a cog

Thank you

Or 2

Kyle, we’re shotgunning meat seltzers today

That sounds…gay

Woodonbed.png

😈

The ol png file

Are you a jpeg man?

The answer is always porn

https://twitter.com/kirawontmiss/status/1548148037167394817?s=21&t=bK787gEv3-TK-BE4cjFnOg

This video is like playing gta

Truly

Would have been sick if he had ended by motorcycling off a skyscraper

Yeah I was honestly sad to see it end

I can’t wait

To

____

Eat
That
Monkey

Island

Island on the mountain

Island

Island on the mountain

I can hear this

That was my goal

I wanted it to get stuck in your head too

Anyone else creamin’ out their buss?

Did you guys ever get to play that game of pool?

We did

I was bad

Then we ate pizza

It was delicious

Then I drunkenly rode home listening to hardcore history

I’m a regular fudge machine today

Make

Me

Cum

For the record, I am asking you to turn me into cum rather than making me ehaculate

Just burned the fuck out of my face w/some scalding hot pizza possible the worst thing to ever happen to me

Amazing

Your face?

You’re right at least it wasn’t my dick

More impressed you were Slammin Z 2 hours before you host a bbq

Did you guys win the first game?

420 cum