Saturday, June 11, 2022

Sandwich week June 20-26

Cum week now - literally the end of time

Cum week is past, present and future

Transcends time

Gonna head over there soon

Aye

I’ll be leaving here shortly

I’m masturbating

again?

Nice I’m going to leave in a minute so finish up

Bro, I’m having an edge

You can’t just turn it off

I am here

Hey Dan, let’s start having a conversation here

LOL

Pissing then heading out

Theater is basically empty

Tiiight

I hope you like the smell of shid

Because I have a lot of fards

Y’all ever seen a naked 8 year old get an autopsy?

Thanks David cronenberg

No thanks

Still so disappointed we didn’t get the inner beauty pageant

Wut

Cullen would you get a zipper pussy installed in your abdomen if you could?

Yes

It’s called a tussy

It’s called a zussy

It’s CALLED A TUSSY IF ITS ON YOUR ABDOMEN

Any zippered pussy is a zussy

Regardless of location

Yes

Ok fair

I asked cronenberg himself

And he concurred

I’m hungover

Same

Me too

😎

Those 20 oz pints will get ya

Do I owe anyone for bar beer I don’t remember

No

But Evan owes me for a round

Do you accept dogshit?

I have a surplus today

I’m dealing a surplus of ahit on my side too

So sadly no

Ah damn

So.much.shid.

I edged it for a while

Wo ist cum?

Wann ist cum?

Nacho cum

Nacht*

Nacho cum

LOL!!!

🤣🤣

Yeah bro

Little Snapchat filter on my dog!

So crazy

Dude like that’s insane who does that

Yeah, little spice on this wet Saturday, ya know

Gotta keep things spicy

I do like that

The double Shaka sad face

That is really good

Ok this filter is sick

It was a tough beer for Evan

Now do a group photo

Dan looks plastic

I’ve got the Blake-griffin-talking-to-Paris-Hilton vibe in this photo

Any hoeny boys out there?

Shut up, bitch

😈

Matt, you hoeny bro?

Fully torqued

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1535607165016317956?s=21&t=XR7x2uFaH0e9OFIlZu6Ejg

This one better

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1535675908631236608?s=21&t=XR7x2uFaH0e9OFIlZu6Ejg

Ok this is better

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1534990705185243154?s=21&t=F5Amh8SGCAcSqo370TSoHw

Possibleh

Where/wen

I am about to have lunch with Heather but could have a beer after I reckon

Fmwm

I’d meet for a fucking beer

Make me cum in 10 days

HOW DEVIOUS!!

Bruce, where’s your milk??

I won’t be free until probably 1:45

Make me cum

Is this a vibe?

We are out buying a car at the moment

I have a staggeringly formidable penis

(Staggeringly formidable)

Where are you?

City state

My mom and Doug are with us

I see your bloody, and raise you a dry hopped tripel and Dimos

DING HO

If lucky is the manager, he is working

Dan, do you think Bruce would like mini golf?

Probably a bit young for it…

We’ve taken dame there

I fucking hate putt putt

We know dude

You’re not quiet about that

I know I just want to continue to make everyone aware how boring and shitty it is

Hood playground sounds dope

I recommend the one by rev hall great spot for a beer

I could do that

I need 20-30

My mother and Doug are here and I cannot leave yet

I might come have a beer

*cum

Cummies

You guys at the park?

Yep

You are, Kyle?

Should I head down for a beer? It looks fucking wet out

I could see if the fam is interested

Yeah I’m heading there now

I’m not

It’s actively raining here

Is it not there?

It is not here

Shall I join you, Dan?

Why

Ok

I’ll head down, but I’m leaving my widdle mouf here because I don’t want anybody fucking it

Anyone wanna see my bussy?

Yes obviously

Turned out p my old

Wut

The Tushy needs to do a little better

Turned out p good

That’s a clean ass!

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME IT WAS FLEET WEEK

Lots of semen in town

Underground Rave Ride tonight

And the nevernude ride

Eat shit

When’s the big dick daddy ride?