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Friday, April 15, 2022

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://twitter.com/ukraine/status/1514698388926873604?s=10&t=SwLRh0853zjF5pPqIGHE8g
    Evan Bbbender
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s a dank tweet
  3. Ukraine memes hard
  4. Matt avatar
    Does Elon run the @ukraine account now?
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I hear it’s run by Nazis
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    I just want to get drunk at conquistador and talk about the history of naval combat. It’s all I’ve ever wanted.
    Cullen Conway
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’ll join you, Dan
  8. Daniel Miller avatar
    The Pierre villeneuve to my Horatio Nelson
    Cullen Conway
  9. Daniel Miller avatar
    Anyone out there sucking and/or fucking?
  10. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Neither at the moment unfortunately
  11. Daniel Miller avatar
    What a waste of your precious widdle mouf.
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Honestly had to look up those naval personalities
  13. I didn’t know you were a napoleonic man
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m fuxin
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    Battle of trafalgar bro
  16. Cullen Conway avatar
    Considering suxing
  17. Daniel Miller avatar
    Anyone wanna grab some Taco Bell?
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro yes
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen we are vibing right now
    Cullen Conway
  20. Matt avatar
    let us live mas
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
    And eat mas
  22. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Dan, why so spunky tonight?
  23. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kyle thanks for noticing and asking
  24. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Excited for Passover?
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    1) I haven’t seen you guys since my secret trip to Cuba!
    2) my child has been sick so I haven’t been able to leave the house for like 6 days.
    3) I closed a major deal with a triple aaa video game company today
  26. 4) too dumb to cum
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s a major spunk build up
  28. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m ready to bust
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is star atlas a triple a studio?
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah that may be a stretch. It could be.
  31. Eventually
  32. They have the capital of one
  33. Matt avatar
    dan is bringing NFTs to age of empires 2
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    I hope so
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    Will you bring it in on camels?
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s definitely a big deal either way
  37. I may be a lowlife degenerate but I’m proud of you Dan 💗
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    Space nerds love him
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    I may be a hoeny boy but I’m horny for you Dan ♥️
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    Andddddd I busted
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/1514734429792518155?s=21&t=_KXW6dmk4CM-iufZpEBZ4g
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys it’s Maisie Williams’ birthday
  44. Matt avatar
    You’re too old to be tracking that
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😈
  46. Matt avatar
    One of Jens clients tested positive after seeing her this week so now we’re probably gonna have to miss the bbq and I am pissed this is bullshi
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn man wtf you got Covid before the bbq and before the Northman
  48. Matt avatar
    Well we should be in the clear before the Northman
  49. No one’s tested positive here we’re just gonna test Jen the next few days but we can’t be round pragnet lady I’m sure
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What’s this bbq?
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its in danger of postponement, unrelated illnesses
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mental illness!!!!
  53. 🤑
  54. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Ah. Sounds like a house warming bbq for you, Dan?
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I mentioned it earlier
  56. In between various cum related comments
    Cullen Conway
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I must have missed that
  58. Found it now. Saturday at 330. With special guest. And a solans shirt for Evan
  59. But is potentially postponed now
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Do I still get my shirt?
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I would also like a solans shirt
  62. Preferably XXxL
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Praise sol
  64. Daniel Miller avatar
    Praise sol
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
  66. Max just sent me this video
  67. He took it
  68. Matt avatar
    jesus
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good god
  70. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I must know more
  71. Matt avatar
    Looks like an art exhibit of sorts?
  72. Cullen Conway avatar
    He’s at a gay wedding in SF
  73. That’s all the context I have
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  75. Matt avatar
    It should be champagne coming out of the tits then
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bitch it might be
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    One thing is for certain
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    You’re horny?
  79. Daniel Miller avatar
    makes me hornier than I’d care to admit.
    Cullen Conway
  80. Cullen, quit cranking it and lets go get tacos
  81. Matt avatar
    taco bell?
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its been awhile for me, but I’d fux.
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
  84. Kyle in the wild
  85. Cullen Conway avatar
    He’s heading to steam
  86. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So true
  87. We destroy those who try to save us
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Steam is lit
  89. Chillin with all the bears from my gym
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Did you get the sandwich
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No
  92. The food at steam is better
  93. (Human cum)
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
  95. This account is something else
  96. https://www.instagram.com/p/CcDfSEHPCj5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  97. Matt avatar
    getting red pilled by tyler durden kyle? this guy has some weird crossovers going
  98. also they’re probably 15
  99. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sadly I bet it’s a a neckbeard in his 30s
  100. Who is also single
  101. Jk it’s my account
  102. Matt avatar
    UNLEASH it
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
    You just snuck that one in bitch
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s not the only thing I sneak
    Cullen Conway
  106. (Human cum)
  107. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yo dan, what’s your address?