Saturday, January 22, 2022

- Fuck you cullen
I don’t get the fuck you- You’ve been texting about going out in a thread I’m not in
You left this insufferable beer at my house didn’t you- WTF WHO TOLD YOU
That was definitely a Kyle leave- Not me
Lol- Save it for me
- I’ll drink it tomorrow
It’s so bad
Oh you’re already drinking it despite knowing you do not like it
I took a sip- And it did not agree with me
who is drinking it?
My food won’t be here until 7:45- I’m in hell
I have a Jose Mendoza arriving soon
Lucky dog
Got damn this burger doesn’t disappoint- Slap after slap after slap a
I’m about to have dimos
Kyle dans here- Where meet
Why am I now included?
Damnit
The ship has sailed for me
- Henny boi ready to ride
What Kyle
You stopped responding so I got high and in sweat pants
We’re going to fucking part
I’m edging terrorCullen Conway- I’m out
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1484762074534268929
Did y’all do frat boy shit last night?
Evan ate jello pudding out my asshole and then did a Cosby impression afterward- Is that what you mean?
I don’t think that’s very frat boy- That may just be considered deviant behavior
Cullen and Evans silence is speaking volumes
I’m dead
And- ?
Look I left early but I can make some inferences- Evan took a $90 uber to hang out with cullen and Liam at river pig around 1030.
- They stood around awkwardly in between doing key bumps of horrible cocaine in the bathroom
- Around 2am they went back to some airbnb where Liam was staying and Evan babbled about crypto and nfts for 2 hours.
- Then
- cullen and him made out because Kimber thought it would be funny
That’s a love
A good time was had by all
Fairly accurate
- Dual wieldCullen Conway
Dan- Dual wield harder
God save me
Evan, strap in and rage again- This is the way
Go Bills!!!!
Go billies- Even though that’s tomorrow
That doesn’t change shit- Go. Billies.Matt
Lest rage
This is the way
I don’t think that was an int- close though
Wow- That really escalated
beastly- quite the swing