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Saturday, January 22, 2022

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
  2. Fuck you cullen
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    I don’t get the fuck you
  4. You’ve been texting about going out in a thread I’m not in
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You left this insufferable beer at my house didn’t you
  6. WTF WHO TOLD YOU
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    That was definitely a Kyle leave
  8. Not me
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  10. Save it for me
  11. I’ll drink it tomorrow
  12. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s so bad
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Oh you’re already drinking it despite knowing you do not like it
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I took a sip
  15. And it did not agree with me
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    who is drinking it?
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    My food won’t be here until 7:45
  18. I’m in hell
  19. Cullen Conway avatar
    I have a Jose Mendoza arriving soon
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Lucky dog
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    Got damn this burger doesn’t disappoint
  22. Slap after slap after slap a
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m about to have dimos
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle dans here
  26. Where meet
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why am I now included?
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damnit
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The ship has sailed for me
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
  31. Henny boi ready to ride
  32. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What Kyle
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You stopped responding so I got high and in sweat pants
  34. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We’re going to fucking part
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m edging terror
    Cullen Conway
  36. I’m out
  37. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1484762074534268929
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did y’all do frat boy shit last night?
  39. Daniel Miller avatar
    Evan ate jello pudding out my asshole and then did a Cosby impression afterward
  40. Is that what you mean?
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I don’t think that’s very frat boy
  42. That may just be considered deviant behavior
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen and Evans silence is speaking volumes
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m dead
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And
  46. ?
  47. Daniel Miller avatar
    Look I left early but I can make some inferences
  48. Evan took a $90 uber to hang out with cullen and Liam at river pig around 1030.
  49. They stood around awkwardly in between doing key bumps of horrible cocaine in the bathroom
  50. Around 2am they went back to some airbnb where Liam was staying and Evan babbled about crypto and nfts for 2 hours.
  51. Then
  52. cullen and him made out because Kimber thought it would be funny
  53. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s a love
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    A good time was had by all
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    Fairly accurate
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
  57. Dual wield
    Cullen Conway
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan
  59. Dual wield harder
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    God save me
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan, strap in and rage again
  62. This is the way
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    Go Bills!!!!
  64. Matt avatar
    Go billies
  65. Even though that’s tomorrow
  66. Cullen Conway avatar
    That doesn’t change shit
  67. Go. Billies.
    Matt
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lest rage
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    This is the way
  70. Matt avatar
    I don’t think that was an int
  71. close though
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow
  73. That really escalated
  74. Matt avatar
    beastly
  75. quite the swing