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Friday, January 21, 2022

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/allenlazard/status/1484292846593220614?s=21
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tiiiiight tight
  3. Also leel
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://twitter.com/kalebprime/status/1484167099480264705?s=21
  5. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/coolgirl0nline/status/1484234910474801152
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m down for some fucking writhing this weekend
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Does anybody want to watch packers on Saturday?
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/davidcrosss/status/1484498598167461889?s=20
  9. If you make meatloaf in honor of Meatloaf
  10. Matt avatar
    he would do anything for love but he wouldn’t get vax’d
  11. louie anderson died too
  12. that one is sadder
  13. best mom on TV
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    That is sad
  15. Evan, I probably can’t make it for the Packer game but I’d like to watch some footies this weekend, yes
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    :(
  17. Matt avatar
    watching the packers win is booooring
    Cullen Conway
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They might lose
  19. They barely beat SF last time
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
  21. Rip
  22. Matt avatar
    uncanny
  23. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No one ever wants to do anything in this group chat and it’s ruining my life thanks guys
  24. Want to go snowboarding: no
  25. Want to hang out: no
  26. WHAT THE HELL GUYS
  27. Matt avatar
    you never ask if we want to steez
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I literally ask every week
  29. Matt avatar
    you just send pics from the mountain
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I ask EVERY WEEK
  31. then nobody responds
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  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    I think you’ve had beers with guys in this group every weekend in January
  34. Matt avatar
    looked like a bunch of concrete up there last week how has it been?
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Eh it was ok I mean it was a bluebird day so just nice to be up really
  36. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m down to view football Saturday
  37. And get dronk
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very good, veeeeery good!
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And jerk my dick
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    The bill would finance research into technology that would capture carbon after it has been emitted, rather than allowing it to contribute to the greenhouse effect
  41. I keep seeing this about Biden’s climate bill
  42. Have these scientists heard of trees?
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bro
  44. We gotta all the trees down
  45. We need machines
  46. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tree like machines
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    8=======D
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I assume they would need to be far more effective
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan Bbbender8=======D
    Is this an invite to the mountain?
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m not going up this weekend but next week
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Steamy Friday?
  52. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bro I go to Steam every day
    Daniel Miller
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey pebis it’s Cummies
  54. Cullen Conway avatar
    Father?
  55. Yes, Pebis?
  56. Ow
  57. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Can you Steam with masks on? I imagine it takes mouth holes off the menu
  58. That multi-tiered glory hole is going to waste
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    How could I suck with mask on
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You could still fuck or be fucked
  61. Perhaps a glory gold is consider covid safe since there is a barrier
  62. I should ask some of the gay bros at the gym if they go to Steam
  63. I’m sure some of them do
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’d think you’re trying to fuck them
  65. Which you may very well be
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d perhaps let them suck me in the sauna
  67. But that’s where I draw the line
  68. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/websiteidi0t/status/1484540999602950148