Thursday, May 20, 2021

Same

You think Ray J got first on that puss?

In the immortal words of Willy James Huff: “HELLO”

https://twitter.com/bankingslut/status/1395247375552237569?s=21

You mean the taco bell bacon club chalupa

That sounds pretty dank actually

It was

https://twitter.com/harlotposting/status/1395084033562857475

https://twitter.com/coolandfungi/status/1395124647016812547?s=21

People from all walks of life barf in the ocean

Yes and sublime is specifically tailored to their interests

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1395189774714081288

https://twitter.com/SeattleSloth_/status/1395403794314371077

Matt have any luck finding his bike?

Oh I totally forgot about that

He did

He went on next door

That’s awesome where did they find it?

Junkies had hot wired it

But couldn’t get more gas

So they abandoned it

The frame was kinda fucked uo

that blows he’s gotta fix it

They abandoned it in Irvington actually

Eh insurance money

But yeah it sucks

True

Was it parked on the street when they got it or did they steal it from work?

Was this an elaborate operation Braintree???

This thing could go all the way to the top...

Matt O has information that could lead to the arrest of Hilary Clinton?

I bet it was a homeless person

There were certainly similarities to Operation Braintree

But most likely tweekers

https://twitter.com/babydahmer/status/1395458344547196928

That’s one way of not raising wages

Let’s all pretend to get jobs at Applebee’s

Free apps

Can we group interview?

I wonder if it includes the quesadilla burger

Anyone trying to get dicked down this weekend?

I may rage if I find out about that Daimler job. I was 1/2 finalists so that’s a good chance for a rage

🤙🏻

Weathers supposed to be nice

I just informed my boss I’m leaving, signing my offer tomorrow. Prolly down to celebrate in some fashion

Look at this people we’ve got homies on the move

Whoa cully

Nice

Thanks bro, congrats on being a finalist

Congrats cully where you headed?

With that big income bump you can get a car for the mountain

Healthcare consulting firm

Gonna get a Suburban for the mountain?

Nah man

Healthcare is America’s favorite industry

I’m getting that Hearse

AWD hearse

Veeeery nice

It would be perfect for when we are killing it

Exactly

Are you getting some remote severence?

That’s a naughty purps!!

Dan started the remote severance movement

Weathers supposed to be nice this weekend

A celebration of life

I don’t have a new job to celebrate but I’ll get drunk

🤙🏻

Super bummed I was too lazy to figure out how to invest in cummies

Instead I just spammed relentless screencap updates of its Herculean run-up to Cullen

Every hour CoinMarketCap would be like CUMMIES is up 11%

CUMMIES is up 23%

Cullen?

I mean, that did happen

https://twitter.com/struggle_tweet/status/1395421935870169094?s=21

There is a chance I’m open to a blazers sheets kingdom on Saturday.

Game 1, baby

Love that

I bet Amanda loves that too

😈

She’s out of town this Saturday

But I have a couple grad school friends in town I am making some tentative plans with

So I’ll let you know

But down to grab a drink regardless

What time is the game?

7:30

https://twitter.com/coolandfungi/status/1395508781157556228?s=21