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Wednesday, March 17, 2021

  1. Daniel Miller avatar
    https://twitter.com/marknorm/status/1371858451224219651?s=10
    Evan Bbbender
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There’s a GameStop documentary on Hulu lol
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
  4. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bro you are getting 🔥 texts today
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Seriously
  6. This is who it was
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Damn
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ageless vixen
  9. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did you come to her?
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I did
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Come?
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt, you stoked on Emmanuel Sanders?
  13. Matt avatar
    I’ll take it
  14. Matt avatar
    more yds than john brown last year thats for sure
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/katiedaviscourt/status/1372023043506069506?s=21
  16. My kind of fashion
  17. Daniel Miller avatar
    Mobile 69ing, cool
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is it medicinal?
  19. Dr. Thicc, please weigh in
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
  21. Looks healthy to me
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You aren’t Dr Thicc!!
    Daniel Miller
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Doesn’t appear to be medicinal
    Cullen Conway
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nice day today, anybody fancy a dog meetup and or beer
    Daniel Miller
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I love these lazy Saturday’s
    2
  26. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m down
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very niiiiice
  28. Any other takers?
  29. If not, dan rev hall?
  30. Cullen Conway avatar
    You can bring dogs up there?
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No we just hang out at the park
  32. And sometimes have beers on the benches
  33. Daniel Miller avatar
    Sounds heavenly
  34. But with Frances barking
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d perhaps be down if it’s happy hour style, like at 4
  36. I need to be back by 6
  37. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t think I could be there until 4:30/4:45
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    I could probably make 4:45 work...
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Daniel?
  40. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lemme see
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan quit your job already
  42. Do the zoom call penis thing
  43. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wait til you see my dick
    Evan Bbbender
  44. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s got a honker, let me tell you
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    Enough honker talk
  46. I can go, but I have to bring me child
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Bring Bruce
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    Unfortunately that means no building climbing
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s a welcome guest
  50. Is he old enough to drink yet
  51. Daniel Miller avatar
    He’s old enough to try
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well that’s the first step
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok so 445ish at the park
  54. Bring your dogs and babies
  55. Beers for all
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t have any babies
  57. Should I find a baby?
  58. Daniel Miller avatar
    You can share mine
  59. Cullen Conway avatar
    Prolly better that you don’t
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    King Solomon rules or what?
  61. Daniel Miller avatar
    We will split him down the middle
  62. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Works for me
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    We don’t have a enough bible talk in here
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess I could start up my “how to build a tabernacle” courses again
  65. The donated gold totaled 29 talents and 730 s
  66. They were joined by people with skilful hands to make linen curtains woven with blue, p
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    Wait
  68. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What
  69. Daniel Miller avatar
    They didn’t have time to bake the bread into matzah but they were able to carry 100 talents of silver away?
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well the oxen carry the chests of silver
  71. It’s not like they have mobile ovens baking bread all the time
  72. Daniel Miller avatar
    They didn’t have one of those mobile brick oven pizza carts like at hawthorne?
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You know I’m not sure
  74. Let me ask my rabbi
  75. Oh wait he’s dead
  76. Great guy, rabbi rose
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    He sounds like a real mensch
  78. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m gonna have to bail on today
  79. Sorry bros
  80. I’d like to bike and beer next time it’s nice out
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dan?
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    yes?
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Can we move it to like 5 since cullen is bailing?
  84. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ya, 5 works.
  85. Is the bar open?
  86. Like will they bring me a Guinness outside
  87. 🍀🍀🍀
  88. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t see why not!
  89. Daniel Miller avatar
    No Matt or Kyle eh?
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Toying with the idea
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Come on Kyle come and walk with me
  92. Or meet us there if walking isn’t for you
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t forget to bring your widdle mouf
  94. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Kyle, bring the mouf
  95. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The guy who made the fleet wood Mac cranberry juice skateboard video is selling it as an NFT with $500k as opening bid
  96. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fucking genius
  97. Heather got her covid test back in less than 24 hours
  98. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is it positive?
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I guess a lot less people are getting tested
  100. No
  101. It’s negative
  102. But that would have been a sick way of casually letting you all know that you’ve all been exposed to Covid
  103. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s cool I got some extra vaccine from the people by the milk factory
  104. It hit way harder than the first dose
  105. Evan Bbbender avatar
    T Sizzle
  106. Kyle Derrick avatar
    When you guys meeting? I may bike and pop by
  107. Evan Bbbender avatar
    5
  108. I’m gonna start walking in 10 or so
  109. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is there a bar or bring beers?
  110. Daniel Miller avatar
    Important question here
  111. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I brought a beer but there is a bar
  112. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah actually I’m gonna bail
  113. Not quite finished with work stuff that I need to get done
  114. Daniel Miller avatar
    Kyle
  115. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Evan, I’d maybe grab a beer on the way back
  116. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just stop by
  117. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay well bring beer or no?
  118. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or dan and I could meet you somewhere (perhaps) if that’s easier
  119. Yeah definitely
  120. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ill see you at the park
  121. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I guess I should celebrate my luck of winning $500 today
  122. Daniel Miller avatar
    You won $500 ?
  123. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah he won the push eating contest
  124. Pussy
  125. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nice
  126. Very noce
  127. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I ate so much pussy
  128. Made me ill
  129. So then I ate too much bussy
  130. Which also made me ill
  131. Daniel Miller avatar
    Don’t go buss to puss
    Cullen Conway
  132. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What about p to b?
  133. Daniel Miller avatar
    O shit, I gotta start going.
  134. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m gonna be 5-10 minutes late
    Daniel Miller
  135. Sorry
  136. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m leaving now
    Daniel Miller