Tuesday, February 2, 2021

I may have to bail

weak

I could also say fuck work

They would never dare fire me

Hm

Well

That’s inconvenient

But if you’re a nice boy maybe I’ll pick you up though it’s very far out of my way

And not my preferred option

Cant you just buy a new car?

Dan I’ll wake up early, pick you up, drop you at Kyle’s, then go home and work a full day

Cullen that’s perfect

Will you get up extra early so you can drop me off at Kyle’s too?

Damn are we going full send?$

??!!!??

Are we going to have 2 daddies?

Dan I know it’s not ideal but you could schedule an uber

What options do we have here

Oh good

Yeah, glad that word for everyone

Cullen you did the right thing

Now you get 1 free buddy pass to heaven

But you have to die within the next 72 hours to redeem it

Wut

Pussy + ass

Anyone else lose power?

nope

Niet

Guess I’ll shid in the dark

So what are y’all thinking for super bowl?

Good question

I’d like to rage

I won’t be raging as it’s a Sunday

But down to hang

I will
Rage

I’m off Monday-We’d

Welllll look at that

A little eager

Rager

Disney+ is really pushing Wanda Vision on me

Is it supposed to be good?

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1356626153243611136

Great, power isn’t supposed to be back til 1130

Yeah I lost $400, AMA

Oops

Still a bit far out but Sunday looking kinda nice. Nice enough to hang a sheet somewhere

Alice was pretty clutch with the bloodies and burgers

I don’t think Amanda would want us screaming again

At 5:30

Bitch

Amanda is going to her aunts and wants me to come, which is why I’m trying to figure this out haha

Alice was clutch indeed

Don’t forget that Dan brought in 48 wings

It was a good time all around

Jealous of the shred tomorrow boys. Pour one out for me

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1356637872439386112

This power outage may compromise me

*Have one for me, boys

I’ll smash some chippies with your name on em

I thought he had his tea poisoned

But sick burn

This dude is totally going to be murdered in prison

Dan what’s the plan tomorrow

We’ve been leaving at 6:30 so that should play well into your inability to sleep

Well generally kyles house

But if you can’t leave yours maybe we can come to you?

I thought you were gonna pick him up

And bring him to my place

Yes I can do that...I don’t want to, but I can

Yeah I mean I’m driving is all up there

I know

I don’t mind dropping him off on way back

K Dan I’m coming for you at 6:15

I thought Dan said he figured it out and had a car

Very good lads I think we’ve reached quorum

Dan for lunch I’ll give you rides there and back

So Kyle doesn’t have to deal with it

K

Kyle will have 0

Neither will you or myself, however

Lol

Honestly I’m still on the fence

I lost two hours of work this morning due to power outage

It depends on how much work I can get done today

But I’m probably down

Like 75%

Yeah I’m in

But we wouldn’t want to take my car if it’s just us

We could leave it for Alice is that ok?

The Tesla would be better

I see I see

https://twitter.com/davidnakamura/status/1356681828816543749?s=21

Dan, what are the prospects of you hosting a SB 🎉?

That’s a love right there

I won’t know until the evening

Are you serious about that?

Okay well I should know by like 5

Not really

Cant you just say you won’t be there and then if it falls though show up tomorrow
Morning?

Or is your work filled with nazis?

I heard that it’s filled with hitler hisself

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/02/08/you-praised-hitler-in-a-speech-how-to-avoid-those-oops-moments

Might want to give this a read then

Dan, do you have a time you need to know by?

BIG IF TRUE!!

Bezos stepping down to follow his dreams as a supervillain

What will he do with all that money

Hint: not spend it on people who need it more than him

Or a meaningful percentage of it on people who need it more than him, which at his wealth is really 1% or more

Shit maybe even .1%

Ok you GOT ME DAN!!!

Yeah he’s got a very deep well

I’m very surprised to learn he’s given away 1% even

Whenever someone reaches a billion dollars we should throw them a big party and then throw them in a volcano

Oprah can be first

Hermione is black

Ron weasley is gay

Not jerry

I wouldn’t worry about that

Yeah I’m down now

Fuck work

🚀💎🤚🏻

I know right

6:15 dan

Or so help me god I will rain Sonos hellfire upon you and your entire family

It’s nice to be able to add “and your entire family” now

Hahahahaha I wouldn’t do that

It wouldn’t be right to threaten a newborn

They’re a newborn until they can hold a smartphone

And infants until they can watch porn on said phone

Vista
Likely for Wednesday-Greater than 50%-delayed opening-access restoration-was not open Tuesday
Cascade
Likely for Wednesday-Greater than %-delayed opening-access restoration-was not open Tuesda

No big Texas sends

*maybe* big Texas sends

This is killing me

Skip work

Eat pant!

Not an option, unfortunately

I don’t see why not