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Monday, February 1, 2021

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://v.redd.it/ib4m7oa5puc61/DASH_720.mp4?source=fallback
  2. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Aint that the truth
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen Conway
  4. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1355893622437277696
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol it’s true
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn that’s a good one
  7. Cullen Conway avatar
    “Hunter Biden created covid in the pantry of a Marxist pizzeria”
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
  9. I almost can’t believe the ubiquity of this
  10. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What are tendies in relation to stonks?
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s part of the meme culture
  12. But how do people feel about Wednesday tendies
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    But what is it
  14. Matt avatar
    NEETs love tendies
  15. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s a play on cash tender
    Kyle Derrick
  16. And chicken tenders
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s what wanted to hear
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Didn’t know the cash tender part
  19. Just assumed gains
  20. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, so a tender offer is to buyout all the stock in a company
  21. I think WSB went heavy on some stock that got bought out at some point, maybe Slack earlier this year
  22. And they all got tendies from it
  23. Not sure of when it started
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That’s some good economics and historical meme lore
  25. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think all but a few of the WSB crowd just repeats whatever they see in other messages
  26. Matt avatar
    4chan tendies memes definitely outdate WSB nonsense
  27. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah the tendies are about neckbeard basement dwellers
  28. Matt avatar
    I think WSB just appropriated it w/cash tender
  29. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I think they’re just appropriating it
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    That makes sense
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Or using it for leel
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’m over the GME craze, I’m ready for it’s spectacular end
  33. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You meant utter implosion
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    O yes
  35. Very excited for that
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then it’s back on to penny stocks
  37. $NAKD
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/ign/status/1356309104239767560?s=21
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fittingly this really jives with wallstreetbets referring to themselves as strong
  40. As apes**
  41. And that together, apes strong
  42. Daniel Miller avatar
    🦍 strong together
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🚀💎🙌🏻
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    Thanks you for tying this back to wallstreetbets
  45. Been starving for more of that
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    lol
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Don’t worry it’s gonna die soon
  48. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, I think this week
  49. Maybe it goes until Tuesday of next week when short interest is reported again
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    People who bought into the hype this late
  51. About to lose some money
  52. *cough*
  53. 😬
  54. (I don’t own any GME)
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    It was funny how all of us instantly jumped to conspiracy theories when Robinhood prevented trading
  56. Like AOC, Ted Cruz, Musk, literally everyone
  57. And they were like, no, we were just afraid of running out of money, feel free to keep trading
  58. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean how many class action lawsuits were filed
  59. Also where my Wednesday mountain boys at
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dustin Diamond died
  61. Matt avatar
    rip screech
  62. how?
  63. Cullen Conway avatar
    Cancer
  64. Matt avatar
    damn wtf
  65. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah I’d like to go Wednesday
  66. I’ll be losing weekday car access after this week
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ahhh so
  68. Well we can take mine if there’s no big dumpies
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t go this week
  70. I could Saturday tho
  71. Daniel Miller avatar
    My kid finally started sleeping, I think I can finally go
  72. This is just me thinking out loud
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wednesday it is then
  74. Cullen Conway avatar
    😔
  75. Matt avatar
    how do you make the kid sleep?
  76. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1356301475945848832?s=21
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    Not much to do until he’s like 3 months or 12 lbs, but we just stopped picking him up instantly when he started wailing and he calms himself after a few minutes and goes back to slee
  78. You are gonna have to wait and suffer though, haven’t heard of much that works before 3 months
  79. Matt avatar
    I’m pretty good at stuffing this kid full of milk. Gotta shoot for 12lbs
  80. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yea, keep stuffin
    Evan Bbbender
  81. Matt avatar
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/police-pepper-spray-9-year-old-girl-rochester-n-y-n1256313
  82. Cullen Conway avatar
    I saw that
  83. Fuck
  84. Matt avatar
    ACAB
  85. Cullen Conway avatar
    “I am a child...”
  86. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Tuesday Night
    Snow showers. Low around 19. Windy, with a southwest wind 21 to 28 mph, with gusts as high as 36 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New snow accumulation of 6 to 10 inches possible
  87. Awwooooooga
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    Damnit
  89. Sounds dank
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wow
  91. I’m gonna be buried up to my nussy
  92. Baby daddy boys? Can you join?
  93. Daniel Miller avatar
    That is very appealing
  94. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Bussy swabs for all
  95. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’ll take one nuss
  96. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Buss only