Friday, January 22, 2021

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1352402422451343360

The altar has been prepared for a bills mafia christening

The 3D printer was a good investment

Oh wow

Have you printed an effigy to smash through it?

Nothing like the real thing

I should figure out how to scan him though

Are you talking about your infant child?

He just needs a wee push

I was thinking an effigy of that fat guy puking all over himself

No way bro that thing is infant sized and he will join Bills Mafia the proper way

Idk if that scales

But fine

Smash him through

What’s the mahomes status?

Are you saying I need to print a bigger table?

He just needs a tiny push

Yeah a bigger table

His head is as big as the table

https://twitter.com/2chainz/status/1352294588829065216

Sheets kingdom

Cheap rent big house that’s low key falling apart

Damn, the one with him at steam isn’t very good

Let’s see it

https://twitter.com/derailed_derek/status/1352244833675522048

That’s not very good

Bernie you’re blocking traffic

Why not use this image

Or is it a geotag

You enter an address not an image

Geoduck

I may have to get a little ms paint going tomorrow

Because Bernie belongs in this chair

Love that

Big love

I’ve always loved that gif

That’s p nice

That’s a brilliant one

Mebús

When I started texting me likey I got that suggestion and had to roll with it

Sometimes I think I’ve taught my keyboard an entire language

Bruh next time I take mushrooms I’m watching this movie

It’s absolutely insane

What is it?

It was called like house of wolves or something

What is it though? A movie?

A movie yeah

I was not fucked up enough to watch it through last night

Sad!

I know right

Cullen, you got Pfizer vaccine?

Yes

Pussy

My moms like 70 and hasn’t been vaccinated yet

And this pseudo-health worker is getting his shot

Yeah man the rollout is fucking atrocious

AMERICA IS BROKEN!

There was literally no federal plan

I know

Ok

Well

I saw they had to give them away in some states

Pussy

Give me your blood

I’ll fucking molon that labe if you make me

Alysa got moderna vaccine

Evan is on a temporary Sheets Stadium ban

What a naughty little slut

I assume Alice also got the Pfizer?

Wtf man

A “no-fly” list if you will

What’d I do

You shit in my yard and you didn’t get sufficiently fucked up last night

Cullen

That wasn’t my shit

Or was it

[naughty purps]

Dan, I’m in your neighborhood

Don’t do it cullen

He wants your blood

He just wants your blood

Rather

Cullen, share your blood

His response was late, I’m home now

I did share my blood

That’s why I was down there

I know a guy who could use some syringes

Scratch that, he has plenty of syringes, what he needs is heroin

Found this from 2011

Look at how proud they are of those ribs

I don’t think that it exists anymore though

Deep sandy

I missed it but that QAnon congresswoman (and terrible human) Marjorie Taylor Greene introduced articles of impeachment against Biden?? That’s amazing

I remember going there

The oregon ducks were playing the Colorado buffalos that day

If memory serves

Wow what a memory

Pretty sure they thrashed them

Anyone see the big titty hornets?

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Kyle are you hacking my phone with that elite code?

Lol yeah

Click the link. I’ll steal baby Ds ssn

Claim him as a dependent

WE GOT A HACKER HERE PEOPLE

QUICK, DAN

DEPLOY ANTI HACKING COUNTERMEASURES

spike them, Dan!

The Americans are slugheads, you must spike them

THE SPIKE HAS BEEN SENT PEOPLE!

Huh, Natalya and Luke are both offline

I’m ready to go now I think

But I’m also playing PlayStation

K

Ok fuck it lets go

Dan and I are going to virtual Steam

https://twitter.com/BenSpielberg/status/1352417958589468672