Thursday, January 7, 2021

Twitter put Trump in timeout for 12 hours!

I just got vax’d too. Flu shot + TDAP makes you covid immune right?

https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/1346962765475434500?s=20

Did y’all know about the jail in the Eagles old stadium? Legendary stuff

They’re only going to charge most of the people with tresspassing apparently

The better face recognition the fuckers that were inside

They won’t

Stealing shit from senators’ offices

I bet they get some of them

https://twitter.com/derek8185338005/status/1346924379897094144

Today has really stressed me out

Combined with work stuff

And treasonous riots

Treasonous work stuff

Same

Time for a glass of wine

Or to eat pant

https://twitter.com/KeeangaYamahtta/status/1346905112468463616

That was pretty clear

And/or they support it

Ahhh, our old friend Tomi

Ok I’ll stop for a bit

Carrying a confederate flag whilst doing it too

Yup

And Melania’s chief of staff resigned

Huge

I’ve been calling for that

We all have

I’ll take 50 doses

Also, about Tomi

Trump didn’t lose

He was stealed

They were trying to stop the steal

But they stealed!!

Congress is going back in to finish their shit now

Guy in one of the photos wearing a “camp aushwich” hoodie

But spelled correctly

One of the white MAGA guys in the chamber was wearing a shirt that said, “blacks for trump”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99PR2mWDb9w

Timeless

https://twitter.com/indikota/status/1346913978602164226

I’m sorry that’s terrible

Mitch about to speak

Probably worth watching

I don’t speak tortoise

Where do you go to school?

https://twitter.com/ZackBornstein/status/1346903734698168320

Hahaha I noticed that

That’s a leel

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/1346988052850249730

This year?

Matt, that wheelchair video is real?

Real funny

Is that Jason Street from Friday night lights?

https://twitter.com/BDSixsmith/status/1346924972049117189

That is such a good assessment

I don’t know what it is about this guy that’s so incredible

Recreation of the 181st airborne as they plunder souvenirs from The Eagle’s Nest

https://twitter.com/1braywoods/status/1346929792784887808?s=21

Wut

Dan Carlin can do that

Oh I’d be glad to

But dan Carlin is better

If you like voices that change frequently in volume and tone

I wanna hear George Carlin read transcripts of Dan Carlin Hardcore History

https://twitter.com/TaraReid/status/1346919119711580160

Same gurl

Same

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1347020454603710464?s=20

Evan, go get your man

I fucking hate Matt gaetz

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1347002301874135041?s=20

Should I make this my work thumbnail?

Yea

I honesty love this imag

Despite what it signifies

Big fan of frothing at the mouth

How do you feel about seething anger?

Not as multifaceted as frothing at the mouth, but still strong

https://twitter.com/BethLynch2020/status/1347042768363937792

I wonder how the rest of the debate went after that little interruption

Did republicans continue to vote against certifying the election, or did they just kind of sit there

They did 2 hrs of debate last night first

I know, but what the hell could they possibly have been discussing

Like, wow so that was bad

It was on c-span, really just grand standing and stroking off about the events of the day

It was terrible

Honestly it made me think congress deserved the invasion after seeing all of the self gratification that goes on in those speeche

Yeesh

Though kudos to you, I didn’t know it was actually possible to watch c-span

I was watching someone watch it on twitch haha

Total Matt move

I watched some in cnn

https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1347121508896817155

I guess the direct link is better

https://twitter.com/YoussWay/status/1347111050571898883

Elon richer than Bezos!?

Dan are you going to retire yet or what

Bravo that’s something else

Eh you bought the right stock

Oh yeah

May I suggest a more suitable mansion in the west hills for you and your family?

It’s going to be really hard to satisfy all of those needs

Will you instead consider a different business opportunity

You should

But

Buy

Steam!

I hate bitcoin

Maybe it’s because I don’t understand it

But maybe there’s really not that much to actually understand

Did you dump the btc you had?

haha no I bought 1 like 12 years ago to get access to a usenet server but I was never in it to invest

It’s going to the moon boys

don’t lose your fucking wallet though..

I do like the anti bank aspect of it

Evan couldn’t or we would all know his wallet id by now

Idk it’s pretty wild down there

The only thing getting tattooed on my perineum is a falcon

https://twitter.com/WalteroDMV/status/1346982242338304000

https://twitter.com/LucasBrownEyes/status/1347064942151626753

I didn’t see them before they vacated the sidewalk!

https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1347205357605711872

https://twitter.com/alexqarbuckle/status/1347300440820613125?s=21

That’s history, baby

He is volatile

Markets went up when the Capitol was stormed

Not mine

Your wife is vaccinated and you’ve been sipping on her brist

So I believe you know

Have you become a large black man with receding gums and an underbite?