Wednesday, January 6, 2021

Have you become Nemesis yet?

Stop the count!!!

https://twitter.com/hardmoneymag/status/1346592152298479621

That’s satire?

https://twitter.com/NickOlsonNFL/status/1346523889388695557

Straight As

I’d love Sewell to fall to the Vikes at 14

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1346624152007041025?s=21

https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/1346614630244732928

Man how the loser prison has grown into something magnificent

Is the loser prison Dan’s basement?

It is looking nice

That’s not the true loser prison

It probably doesn’t even have a flea infestation

Can we stop the steal please?

They’re going to stop it tomorrow I’m Congress

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1346631135653208065

uh oh not Dre

Did we steal the election yet?

Matt, what do the bettors say?

Bovada has the D’s up quite a bit

-1200 Warnock -650 Ossoff

My D is up big time

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1346630175497326594?s=21

Those statements conflict with each other

No they don’t

He’s saying they’ve been padding their lead but in an ineffective way with the Dekalb county votes incoming

Padding their lead in an ineffective way?

By counting the votes?

They just got two dumps that increased their lead

But should ultimately be inconsequential

I see

So it’s looking like dems will win both?

Despite currently being behind in both races

That’s what everyone online is saying

Particularly Warnock

That race has been called by many

For Warnock

NPR is showing 87% reported and both dems are down by like 100k votes

That doesn’t seem like they would by very likely to overcome that deficit

There are over 170k votes in a hugely dem district that were early votes about to be counted

Unless all the remaking votes are from urban areas

80% of the votes from that have gone Dem

That’s good!

On an unrelated note

A WR won the heisman

Yeah that kid is good

That’s wild

Get to watch him in the championship game too

He went off in the semis

Which was after the voting

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346659909492998146?s=20

Here we go

https://twitter.com/ossoff/status/306526178091606016?s=20

Purdue only up 2k

Was just over 100k

Warnock ahead 30k

Here comes the steal

I’m at steam

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1346696293310054400

Slow down there Matt, it’s not like it’s a super majority

Matt, did you know that the bills longest play was a 56 yard td strike

By Matt Barkley

Matt “Air” Barkley

I think he threw 2 bombs on the dolphins last week

Yeah both to my fucking guy Gabriel Davis

Because he loves yums hums

Anyone watching this?

I’m watching porn

No

What’s happening

These fuckers are objecting to the certifications on the floor and receiving standing ovations for it

It’s so repulsive

Meanwhile thousands of MAGAs are trying to storm the building and overtaking the police

Crazy that one asshole can bring us this close to collapsing

The rot’s been there long before the one asshole

This photo is pretty good

Lol

Heather lift running

Open from Pluto down

💦

https://twitter.com/rhinosoros/status/1346807887394435073

Leel bro

God damnit I want that tasty snow

Are you guys fuxing tomorrow?

I can’t

SAD

I can’t

SAD

It fucking is

Protesters have breached the capitol

They’ve stopped the hearing and gone into lockdown

They’ve overtaken the police, so apparently they’ve given up the whole “blue lives matter” thing

[“I love democracy” meme]

https://twitter.com/lukeisamazing/status/1346645046746107904

This is kind of crazy

Extremely

It’s unreal

Are we literally teetering on the edge of a civil war?

Or at least violence

Violence maybe

Planned violent uprisings

Not even close to civil war

Evan told us that the MAGAs would whither away by now

Those aren’t my words also

Remember when people were saying Obama was the anti christ?

I think most people will go away

It’s a summary of what you said

Yeah most of them will go away

Probably

But this is what I was expecting

The thicc husband & father

New report: armed standoff at door of house floor

Nice

These are patriots though

Jesus christo

They’re apparently shooting into the chamber

What!!

Ok this I did not expect

This country has reached peak insanity

And peak embarrassment

Fucking Republicans playing lip service to this insane idea that the election was stolen

This is what happens

Does 45 actually think the election was stolen?

Who knows

I really wonder if he is so deluded that he does think that

I hate to say it but man

If these were

Black people

Instead of patriots...

BLM would have been shot with lethal rounds before getting inside

That’s it

I’m going to steam

Get in line

How come the congressmen voting to stop the certification were evacuated?

Shouldn’t they stay inside with their fellow patriots?

Anyone know conservative media other than fox?

I’m curious how this is being reported

OAN is really good

Credible and trustworthy

https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/1346911224005488640?s=21

Law and order president

Lol

That’s Mike Pence actually

Kind of odd that those trump supporters aren’t all open carrying firearms

I’ve been looking through photos and haven’t seen any guns

Well

Saw a report of one person shot

https://twitter.com/TaylerUSA/status/1346913549898149888

Whoa

I’d seen the reports but that video...

Am I not supposed to think the Secret Service merking that chick is funny?

Aw did someone get shot when you attempted a fascist coup?

Yeah I mean I have no issue with any of those people that stormed into the building being shot

Protesting out front is one thing

R/winstupidprizes

R/leopardsatemyface

god i hate reddit

I know ye do my boy, I know ye do

What if josh Allen liked reddit?

i mean r/buffalobills is OK

but reddit as a whole sucks

What about r/gsex?

u/M_A_T_T_H_E_W is matt barkley and he posts there

Loved an attachment

On a lighter note

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1346879207750701056

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJt7bSzlCwk/?igshid=kxlynohdda32

Please stop Kyle

It’s making me so jealous

There’s no line at star

I know

It killed me when I saw that image

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1346928882595885058

all of this shit rules so hard

Go home in peace but I won the election

???

I guess that’s the only way he could calm his supporters down

Meanwhile the Dems took the senate

What a wild day

Someone’s eating pant tonight boys

It you

https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1346910823411695624

https://twitter.com/joshuapotash/status/1346931235176783873?s=21

I don’t know how reliable this source is but...

yeah I saw that but didn’t share because I questioned the veracity

there’s a lot of bullshit going around too

Yeah it’s hard to sort

twitter is a constant source of entertainment

*we’re

https://twitter.com/bing_chris/status/1346933484858736640?s=21

This photo is pretty wild

They still barely have any police there from the looks of it

Just letting the rioters mingle

Oh they just showed up

https://twitter.com/derek8185338005/status/1346916627007213568

First time the capital has been breached since 1814 by the British in the war or 1812

https://twitter.com/rhinosoros/status/1346900486134358016

https://twitter.com/HollyAnderson/status/1346945368651489281?s=20

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1346954970910707712?s=21

He can’t help himself

That woman who was shot died

Sometimes terrorists die