Tuesday, January 5, 2021

I heard that on the radio this morning

You get a warning first and banned for like two weeks if you’re rude

Evan got his warning for eating chips in lone

He did

How bizarre

They didn’t take his info tho

No one is supposed to be eating chips, pandemic or not

Not a real warning then

and he wasn’t a jerk about it? impressive

No one said he wasn’t a jerk about it

He quietly put his chips away

Yeah I jk

Then he screamed “I’m horny”

It’s good they are cracking down on people wearing neoprene masks with nose and mouth holes

I hope those bros that have been disrespecting it get yelled at

https://www.etsy.com/listing/927162137/the-immaculate-reception-towel

https://twitter.com/johnbiggs/status/1346482357981700097

Literally playoff football all day Saturday and Sunday

all of Ohio has COVID right now

I mean the browns barely beat the Steelers when they were resting their starters

The good news is their starters aren’t much better

I think when they played their starters they destroyed them

Yeah the Steelers own the clowns at a franchise level unfortunately

38-7

I’m sure it will be closer than that game

God I hope so

Steelers defense is a shell of itself now

To be honest I don’t mind playing the Steelers in the 2nd round and that wouldn’t happen if the Browns win

But I do want to see the Browns win still

If you get to the second round

😈

Don’t worry

I don’t think Phillip rovers has ever won a playoff game

I will be apoplectic if we lose Saturday

Inconsolable

Suicidal?

Homicidal

Even better!

You won’t be if you have a brand new baby in your arms

Evan and I both have the luxury of our team not playing this weekend

You shouldn’t expect a win in the playoffs but I need to get out of the first round its been 25 fucking years and the Bills look awesom

If they lose I’m moving to a cabin in the woods and learning bomb making

Well said cullen

!!

Though it is funny that the bears get in at 8-8 and Dolphins don’t with 10 wins

Or really the Washington football team with 7 wins

Something something NFC

[insert punt NFC comment]

Ah you beat me to it

Puny**

Yeah I kind of wish the nfl just let the top teams into the playoffs

Like the nba

Though the bears and cardinals would have still made it at 8-8

So wound the Vikings

And the Dolphins still would t have

Vikings wouldn’t have

They are 7-9

We would have if we had won one more game

If they had gone 8-8

Like that shit ending against the Seahawks

Let Russ suck!

Or any of the games they lost?

Choked away

Yeah let’s not discuss this

Maybe not if they still lost to the bears idk

I’ve made peace

Please talk about your successful teams and leave line alone

I guess I’m rooting for the Hawks now that the vikings + cards are out

Why is that?

Go Bears!!

Let’s get it, Mitch!!!

Lol

Cause I’m largely indifferent to the NFC outside of generally rooting for the Vikes and I decided I kind of like Murray this yea

I sort of default to the seahawks for PNW rep

Makes sense

I just hope everyone has a good time

Me too

I hope Russ cooks a satisfactory meal

He’s gonna make a mediocre beef stroganoff

With some of Chris Carson’s ear blood in it

Mmmm iron-y

And a vegan version using quorn for DK

My life for IRON

woof

Did you know the person in the photo in home alone is actually buzz with a wig and make up

Yeah

It’s not buzz in wig and make up but it is a boy

Because they didn’t want to make any girls feel bad about being ugly

I think it’s the directors son

Or some crew members son

Oh I thought it was buzz

Heather lord to me

Lied

My entire life is a lie

*grabs hammer*

I’m about to find out

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1346540350941310976

Good lord

The big ones tomorrow boys

Oh yeah?

Yep it’s when they’re certifying the election right?

Yessir

I thought you meant a larger super spreader event

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Moving forward, if you need to be reminded to wear a mask, you will receive a warning. We will

I like these rules

No more chips for me

The one time I wasn’t following the rules

Yeah I like that

Meanwhile a circus of assholes around us not wearing masks

I hope they enforce the assholes who don’t cover their nose

I prefer bouquet of assholes

https://twitter.com/alexthomp/status/1346567152090959872?s=21

We get the needle tonight

Hopefully we get map guy!

Did you get the needle today?

I did

You’re cured!

You’re gonna be wasted

Kyle, would you like me to notify you if I become black?

Only if you turn into t Suggs

Well yeah

That’s what I meant

K, I’ll let you know

If you do turn into t Suggs I bet you could make a killing on cameo

I have a weird affinity for Bill Gates all of the sudden

Must be that salt & vinegar chip

Map guy!!

“Expect early results to lean republican, as smaller counties tend to report faster”

FYI