Wednesday, December 30, 2020
Matt, is Josh gonna play hard Sunday? Do they have anything to play for? I’m in a stupid fantasy league that goes through this wee
Hard to say. Bills are talking like the want to keep the momentum going and they need to win or Pitt lose to get the 2 seed. He did sit for the 4th quarter last night but that was with a big leaCullen Conway- Anyone else on drugs?
Not tonight- Unless you count cocaine
- https://twitter.com/ColsBols/status/1344033990316093443
- https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1344128724971696128
Are you saying Santa is real- “after telling everyone it isn’t real” is the operative part of the santa analogy
- https://www.instagram.com/p/CJbNqBzB_gk/?igshid=1lat4aw675wva
- One of the best
- Mike Pence tips like a dick
- Yeah that’s weak
- Fuck me I tip 2.5x that on my lukewarm Postmates
- https://twitter.com/jeremysmiles/status/1343710933454114824?s=21
- Dalvin’s Dad just passed away at 46...very sad
- The vid?
- I don’t know, it was unexpected
- He was diabetic
- https://twitter.com/historyogi/status/1344125603365015552?s=21
- https://twitter.com/davidfbrand/status/1344327415577899014?s=21
- I’m sorry I’ll stop but that quote about the conga line is wonderful
Guys there is going to be a major television event on Jan 1- What’s that
- Oh wow
- A national phallus comesus
- Isn’t he actually in jail now?
- Like he faked getting arrested and then actually got arrested like a month later
- https://twitter.com/eeberquist/status/1344040732303085568Daniel Miller
- https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards/status/1344023289451180035
- damn used my back2back for the dayKyle Derrick
- At least these ones didn’t require clicking into them
- oh the british millionaire has a delightful video if you want some shadenfreude
- That’s my sole energy source
- Is he actually a millionaire? If not, that would just make this sad
- They said he was doing $2.5mil a year
- And also he voted for Brexit which is the direct reason he’s going to go under
- “I wasn’t on the conga line. I ate by myself. I don’t know how I got this,"Matt
- https://twitter.com/jil_slander/status/1344289301065035776?s=21
- Kyle, watch out
- Were all only one homeless person away from the proud boys
- This just came in the mail for me and appears to be my bonus
- LOLOLOLOL
- drink some of that tea and calm down a bit OK
- I thought it was a prank and then heard from others that they received the same
- I’m blown away by how terrible this is haha. The opposite of a morale boost or a bonus
- There was no note every, just random objects in an envelope
- Do you normally get a bonus around now?
- No
- But at least we don’t get this
- Haha
- Oh boy Jen just saw the dr and it might be on as soon as next weekDaniel Miller
- Wow!!!
- That’s exciting!
- Are you going to name him Bruce?
- Bruce2Daniel Miller
- Wow
- Are you ready?
- Is the bottle ready
- Joshallen Gucci Joshallen Woodman
- Excuse me
- Comrade Joshallen Gucci Lenin Joshallen Woodman
- Comrade Kwato Joshallen Gucci Lenin Joshallen Woodman
- Comrade Kuato Joshallen Gucci Lenin Joshallen Woodman
- Or CKJGLJW for short
- Gotta pack my hospital booz bag already
- They don’t supply those in the birthing rooms?
- What are we paying for?!
- BYOB SAD
- I can’t even leave for a liquor run once we’re in
- Dude serious tip, they won’t give the birth partners access to medication either, bring Advil or whatever else you will need after not sleeping for 3 day
- Like it’s a fucking hospital but they won’t give you an aspirin or let you leave and go get one
- Lots of eatable weed
- That’ll do
- Wait
- Why don’t you sleep for 3 days?
- Because there’s a fucking infant sleeping next to you
- Oh
- You never really sleep again
- I thought they took the baby away
- And put it in a room with the rest of em
- Nah, that’s no longer in style
- En vogue
- Lame
- I’ll put that theory to test. I sleep pretty well
- That will be helpful
- Isn’t that neglect?
- Jen doesn’t so it’s cool
- We have shifts worked out I think it’ll be alright
- It would really be ideal if this child could come before the playoffs start so I don’t have to worry about watching the bills while Jen is in laboDaniel Miller
- https://twitter.com/vinabby/status/1343797253958471681
- Hell yeah
- That comment is Kyle
- Like so Kyle
- How auspicious would it be if your son was born the day of the bills first playoff win since ____
- 95 oof
- 1995?
- Yeah I just looked it up lol
- https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1344348921880059905
- Tiiiiight tight
- Are you guys fuxing tomorrow?
- I have the day off
- So barring a terrible forecast
- I’m fuxing
- Not like anyone got any diesel fire to do at. Other
- Do at night
- So May as well shred all day
- If you had diesel fire you could still shred bro
- Such an important point ^^^
- I could still
- But would I?
- Why not?
- Diesel is fuel for your tires steezy legs
- Head trauma preceding a cocaine binge?
- No thanks
- But not importantly, there is no diesel fire
- I don’t really see the relation but sure
- Jüm jüm
- Cullen, how big is stewies dinger?
- Let’s just say it’s about equal to the amount of fresh up at Meadows
- Wow
- He’s packin’
- Yeah dude
- I really don’t want to work anymore today
- I just had the same thought
- Might have to squeeze in AOE game
- Dan we should play sometime
- now?
- I need to learn the internet ways
- Ehhh I may have to intermittently work until 4ish
- Just block off your calendar and call it FOCUS TIME
- Mmmm daddio!
- You can’t do your best work with all these distractions
- There are so many of them
- Yeah, be an example for your co-workers
- Stop responding to them and let’s aoe
- I need at least 15Daniel Miller