Saturday, December 19, 2020

Anyone else drinking?

Jumba

https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/1340073162684461059?s=21

This is so bad

Meanwhile, I’m the chair of this little task force known as the Covid task force

Sir, are you classified as a human?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

Is hot fuzz acab

Or is it exempt because it’s British

What

Do you know what this is?

Georges

Main lot is full and all the quads are iced, with rain coming down

Working on deicing the quads

Sounds a bit miserable

Just absolute hell

All quads delayed

Expecting a full crowd

Vomit inducing

Leaking brown inducing

https://twitter.com/samoyedcore/status/1340292346831728640?s=21

Matt, Mike and I have money on your game

Don’t let us down

Actually, we also have money on yours, Evan

It’s a parlay

Both betting on the bills? Bold

We made a bet together

Mike bet against the Bills after his team just got handled by them?

He texted me a photo of the bet last night when I was wildly stoned watching the fifth element and I consented

Bills should win today but I expect them to play down to their competition or something dumb

https://www.instagram.com/p/CI0eKBYD2EA/?igshid=zpoa9d7ngqjt

That’s a love

Did it share with preview?

Doesn’t show it did for me

No

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1340296124628918274?s=21

https://www.instagram.com/p/CI0eKBYD2EA/?igshid=105hq5qoq78cf

Damn still

Guess that broke for new iOS

Same link

Canada doesn’t operate 800 bases on foreign soil

I wonder if they have as many tax loop holes as well

Your taxes are for killing brown kids on the other side of the planet. That’s all you’re getting for your $ nowadays

But the military creates jobs!

Matt, how much are you gonna jaq josh today?

1 bowl!?

2!!?

I prefer 5 bowl

Ridge run to 5 bowl to waterfall is a dank run

When the snow is appropriate

That is indeed dan

How we feeling about Gabriel Davis today?

Go Billies

Do we pour our red beers into the Josh’s jaqs now?

Or is that when he makes his first completion!

It’s a pre game ritual I’m sorry

Is it an Allen Lazard game?

Is a g sex party game?

For $5 that’s a pretty fun bet

I’ve seen way crazier things happen

Do it then

Or are you a coward?

(You are)

Lol you know I am

touchdown daddy

Josh

I’d like to see a career game from him today

He’s on his way

Perhaps 700 yards passing

And 8 rushing touchdowns

He pussied that punt

Wtf

He’s usually so solid

Shit happens

That was an unfortunate series of events

Guys I’m not saying I’m a Gabriel Davis man

But I fucking love Gabriel Davis

Weak shit

Refs don’t want you to win any money

Diggs OPI weird

First and goal from the 35

Good ol first and 30

Don’t see that often

Going to fall out of FG range

Josh is gonna run it in from 30 yards out

Like a champ

Yeah Devin singletary got his 1 rushing yht of the year taken back

So that’s not happening again

Gabriel Davis filthy block

God get this man more involved in the game

TOUCHDOWN JESUS

former packers great!

Komerow

Never heard of him haha

His first catch as a Bill

He was waived by gb

He’s honestly not bad

Just doesn’t get a lot of playing time

They call him touchdown Jesus

The man cannon doesn’t discriminate he hits all targets

Josh is really good

What is that late flag

That’s weak

Pretty bad

Refball

Shit like that ruins the NFL

It was a make up call for the hit on josh

My love for Gabriel Davis

Here comes a rb yht

Shut up Kyle

Or josh

Preferably josh

I’m not even watching

Just a random guess that moss is about to score

Josh scored

Big daddy

He’s burgered

He burgered

He’s buggered

Are you cumming

Yes

Jerry

That was madness

He wanted a TD so bad

Cum more

Take some semenx

I need to drink some water to keep humming

Milk**

That TD was credited to Josh Allen on fantasy

Denver does not like the defensive heat

Heat between the legs

That pussy heat

Let’s see what Moss has

Can we?

That’s a thing of beauty

😭

I’m drunk

Definitely got that but agree with the call

Thanks Dean Blandino

AAAAY

DINOOO

Cole, baby

skillz

Cole, baby

That Diggs pass is so tucking pretty

I love Diggs so much

Me too

I like seeing him thrive

Josh looks good