Friday, December 18, 2020

https://twitter.com/fieldyates/status/1339739010550394882?s=21

He’s pulling an opposite Josh jacobs

Shit

That’s not what I meant to send here

It was this

Matt, turn on the game!!

Bills great Nathan Peterman may be in the next raiders possession!!

Fine

Nice

Give me Nathan Peterman in the playoffs please

That’s where he’s deadliest

If he’s on your team

Damn

It’s Mariota

I turned this on for nothing

Sorry

https://twitter.com/BlackBernieBabe/status/1339747291016650754

What’s the utility m?

Mariota is feasting

Clinical

Surgical

Who is the better duck

Gynecological

Jimmy John’s

Matt, I now have that song Pussy Print in my head but with Asshole Print instead

Evan, these mountain hardware pants might be the most comfortable garment I’ve ever owned

How do they make your pussy look

I’ll have to ask Matt next time we go to the mountain

If I have a pussy print that is

Chinese chicken

I don’t even know which pants those are

Man I used to be a beef daddy

https://www.mountainhardwear.com/p/mens-polartec-high-loft-pant-1899091.html?mid=em&eid=trans&nid=MHW_US_OrderConfirmation

These pants

Let’s do blow

I like blow

The mountain has 121’’

That’s like 50 more from opening day

I shoulda taken tomorrow off

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1339866668848140288

https://twitter.com/tacticaldipshit/status/1339786686067195904

I’ve got a lead on come crack cocaine

Thanks to next door

Presumably

I like how quickly Dan emerged at that notice

Apparently lots of of it sold near intersection of Williams/Stanton

Lol

Someone was murdered there last night

Apparently that area has lots of gunshots

Matt heard the gunshots last night driving home

Stay strapped

He said there were like 10-15

Extremely loud

What 2 do with your next $600 check from the gov

Yeah apparently a woman was lit up in her car

Mean streets of Irvington damn

She was “lit up?”

That’s not Irvington

Is it a bad idea to eat a gummy before facilitating my morning meetings?

Ah right that’s Nopo, I just saw Stanton

Actually it’s a good idea

Chinqui

Oh good our quarterly meeting is in 3 minutes

Time to find out how we did and not get a bonus this year

Bonus my dick

Nothing

They talk about numbers

It’s like pulling teeth

At least they let you know now

I won’t know until like feb next year

Oh no I won’t know until February

But it’s going to be bad

And indicate no bonus

https://twitter.com/CokeEnjoyer/status/1339776705867751424

💦🦇

Why is he so special?

He’s a doctor

And he’s a wet bat enthusiast

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1339990843743236104

https://twitter.com/noahgarfinkel/status/1339746399651385344?s=21

Anyone else tired of being alive?

Working*

Where’s my elephant

Where’s my elephant!

https://twitter.com/joelbarkin/status/1340018058556026883

Yeah it’s absolutely ridiculous that the us purchased a quantity for approximately 1/4 of its population

It also passed on an offer for more months ago

Allowing that to be bought up by Europe

I saw that

Which puts us in a longer line

Dan and I even signed up to be lab rats and even then we’re denied

Acab

ACAB

You’re just lower risk I guess

When do I get my $600 already

What a joke

It’s like a minimum wage Christmas bonus

https://twitter.com/tacticaldipshit/status/1339805917781454848

I stopped the steal

Personally

yw

Apparently the same hacker also got him a few years prior with the password “yourefired”

Lol

Extremely

He should have listened to his nephew

His nephew knows all about the cyber

https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/1340033930158739456

https://twitter.com/WyattDuncan/status/1340050253714624512

That reminds me

Have any of you had your ass looked at by doctor? Do they just have you bend lf and spread your cheeks?

Whoever my anal fissure peeps are

I think they play Iris by Goo Goo Dolls the whole time, but otherwise yeah that sounds about right

Did you get a Brazilian wax beforehand?

Everyone clams up when proctology comes up