Sunday, December 20, 2020

That was kind of funny

Don’t fucking punch my guy

Dude was kind of asking for it

Flagfest

Bro

Rare opi

You’re doing well

It’s ok

It’s just annoying on both sides

85 is humongous

I’m more annoyed with flags on every play than who they’re against

Jesus

These flags

See

They’re trying so hard to make this a game

They just want josh to have more passing yards

They need a white guy to win mvp

Josh Allen won’t win MVP but it would be so cool if he did

He’s trending up though

I’m getting one of those white 17 Jerseys

I mean he’s a franchise qb with so much talent

This is year 3?

Yeah

He’s pretty filthy man

I didn’t think he was very accurate but this season he’s insane

Just wait until you guys pay Aaron Jones I’m the off-season and have a run game

That would be litty but we’ll see what we have left after paying daddy

I don’t think we have cap problems yet

Young team

He’s got another year on his rookie contract tho

He’s going to get like $35 million

And now you’re getting into four quarter territory

Why do we get the worst announcers?

Now we’re in 4 quarter territory baby

I love that so much

Oh. I

No

Trey

Nooooo

Fix him

He needs to rest

Be done with this game

Yeah he can probably sit now

Definitely

This is good for the soul

Very impressive to se

Chicken soup

Denver sucks tho bro

Maybe they don’t need Aaron Jones

Don’t suck your sick too hard

But someone will pay him

It won’t be Green Bay

Dick

It’s nice that Melvin has 2 yht when I’ve already been elimidated

Barkley time baby

That was all Barkley

Love Matt

One more chance for Denver

Let’s go garbage time

Philip Lindsay

What happened to diggsy?

Announcers talking about bills mafia

Get your tables ready

Is diggs severely injured

He was carted off!?

I doubt it

Kings don’t need to walk

I saw him on the sideline joking around

I think they just want to pamper their best receiver not named Gabriel Davis

Fun fact: that is objectively true

Did you guys vote Robbie t to the pro bowl?

Crazy Green Bay doing so good against an afc team

NFC is trash

Bruh a 4-9 team and you’re bragging?

Wait Carolina is an NFC team

Drink some water

Fuck

You caught me

*A trash NFC team

GB is the only NFC team I begrudgingly respect

I’ll take it

And the vikings of course

They’re no billies

Billies looked fucking sick today

The AFC has the three worst teams in the league

I’m voting Cole to the bowl

The Cole bowl

The NFC is like republican states, sure Texas pays for itself but the rest of you are a bunch of welfare queens

(GB is Texas in this metaphor)

I don’t think that’s a very good analogy

Okay

Matt you’re being a soi boi

Why do you like GB so much?

“Respect”

I don’t like GB they’re the only team who look like they’re worth a damn in the NFC

Well

I will disagree

Good for you Kyle

Why the respect for the Vikings?

This game is script is perfect

Everything you want

Because the vikings and bills are superbowl loser bros

False

The bills are

I believe the Vikings have never even made it

Cullen can confirm that

Lol

You’re incredibly wrong

Alright. I thought that was one of your bragging rights

Are you saying the CIA faked the vikings Super Bowl appearances like the moon landing?

We’ve been to the superbowl four times and lost all of them

I see now they lost every time the made a super owl

And haven’t been since the 70s

That’s also dismissive of some of the hugely talented teams that had the classic Vikings heartbreak in championship games

I bet you could say that about any team

Probably

Especially when you’re biased

For a specific team

But we have some famous ones

Eg: Gary Anderson

Also the purple
People eater years

Anyway, yeah it sucks

I am horny boy

I guess I’m not sure what to say

Also horny

The best team rarely wins the Super Bowl

Just tell me you’re horny

Yeah the Bills probably won’t win the Super Bowl 😞

And they aren’t the best team

Bruh if packers don’t go I’m all in on bills

Josh Allen may be a quarterback touchdown hero

But I still think KC is better

Hopefully they play in afc championship ship

That would be an awesome game

We still have to unleash our John Brown secret weapon in the playoffs

MR glass

He has sickle cell I think

Yet became a professional football player

Despite his being made of glass and also have sickle cell

I think that the bills showed they can beat a 5-9 team today

Like, dominate

Packers about to do the same thing

I can hear Evan peeing while he types that

Oddly impressive

That’s a hard per

Panthers almost beat the chiefs, Green Bay is still really good I swear!!

https://twitter.com/stefondiggs/status/1340550343101394944

That’s right buddy

I have a headache from drinking

Cullen, were you drunkenly trying to FaceTime me last night?

We FaceTimed a lot of people

I see

So the answer was yes

I say “we” but Cullen was wielding the phone and I happened to be there

Yes

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8dbac2ec-c02b-4994-aa79-b3955e8719cf

See it wasn’t just me annoyed with all the flags

I love the flags

Score 3 times on one drive

This just in: local man, hungover, takes Valium

https://twitter.com/annabel_meschke/status/1340128100051546112?s=21

What

That’s a real game

How is it rated E

It should be rated B

For Black

https://twitter.com/austincbelisle/status/1340735358250708995?s=21

Creamo Samuel

Did the patriots just get eliminated from the playoffs

By Miami?!

💦💦💦

Matt aren’t you at least going to say fuck the pats

Fuck the pats

There it is