Friday, December 4, 2020

You’re insane

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1334673525655830528

Biden sucks so bad

He can reward my cock

He’ll probably just means test your cock

Do some studies maybe

I’d be curious to see what he finds

Apparently your penis study told him to cut social security

Shame for future me and current my mom

Is that what that tweet means

You’ll excuse me, I’m a bit slow

No I’m just being cynical because Biden is going to cut SS for sher

Well he should give me some of that money back that I put into it first

It should have been “Children of the Porn(hub)”

What’s fucked up is they do scare stories like that and then use the laws enacted in response to go after legitimate sex worker

Who here wants to try for a ripper next Friday?

Meeee

Assuming we get new snow

Excellent

Well yeah

🤙

I may see if I can buy a roof rack this weekend

Need to see if my garage has enough clearance

Do the maths

I will at some point

It gets a little fuzzy because of the incline

If only I had a wagon

a suburban hearse would be better

But that’s what evan is gonna buy

It’s true

House voted to decriminalize weed

It was on the ballet

https://twitter.com/abnerpastoll/status/1334769996157763584?s=10

danish is a silly language

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.backpacker.com/.amp/gear/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices

That’s what that ski bunny had

She kept talking about using a squeegee on her puss

Mountain woman

With a hairy upper lip

Unconfirmed but maybe

She also wanted her friend to ask if an unidentified man is down to “bang a married woman” presumably her

After which she would presumably use said squeegee

Presumably that is

Her and her friend were talking about some guy

Anyway, this is unnecessary info

MOVE THE KID

MOOOOVE THE KID!!!!!

They should have moved him

Dan and Matt if that’s ever your child, don’t expect any special treatment

Is Kuato gonna be a blade boi?

He’s going to send it to the revolution

Revolve my dick

I’ll work on my material

...trend my...dick?

https://twitter.com/notkristiane/status/1334914440127422464

twitter is the only good app

Bigly*

Anyone ever tried taking beano?

I just bought weed actually

Kings of canna is a very fine establishment

Kinda made me want to praise jah

where’s that at

It’s on 15th and Prescott

I think it used to be pok pok noi

It’s funny that pok pok is dead

We’ve seen Portland go from a hippie haven to hipster paradise to full blown yuppie

Where several iterations of new restaurants have died

To be replaced by generic and expensive places like afuri

And dan wei canting

What you got against sex workers bro?

It just makes me giggle

You should work on shutting the fuck up

At least when your giggles are coming at the expense of marginalized communities, as they have recently

https://youtu.be/LahcSFleKm8

Wrong chat

this video reinforces a lot of negative stereotypes

her body her choice

https://youtu.be/bGz7tiD01fo

Cullen you’re just too woke sometimes brah

I ain’t hurtin no body but my body

I’ll try to be a better armchair activist though

And support random tweets thrown into the void about normalizing sex workers

Dating them, rather

I don’t give a fuck who anyone dates

But it’s nice when people get their self-righteousness juices flowing

Sex workers deserve love too Evan

Of course they do

I guess I’m just not woke enough to have someone cramming it down my throat as though my opinion were otherwise

Evan, there are certain things I’m gonna call out because I don’t find it funny to joke about. Most of

Yeah I’m not sure how that tweet is supposed to be a measure of ‘wokeness’ but the guy complaining about it seems like kind of an asshol

I think it has to do with the delivery

Repeating it over and over like a mantra

I like the DJT approach

Just shout it once in all caps

NORMALIZE SEX WORKERS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXSCzZbP_O0

NORMALIZE DATING SEX WORKERS!

But yeah I shouldn’t belittle the sentiment, I’ll concede that

That’s not the what would you do way

Sorry bro you’re not allowed to jerk off on the internet anymore because you hate sex workers

But...

You gotta go out in the rea world and jerk off

I am more of a purist on that account anyhow

That tweet accompanied by the what would you do song makes me think of the other what would you do song about sex workers

Would I be a sex worker if I made wank videos and distributed them gratis?

Kyle, are any of the vids on your pornhub channel Stuffed! themed?

Hard to make a Stuffed! themed wank vid

Unless...

I like this idea

We should explore it further

Although I don’t think I’ll actually be on a faster stream than Kyle

That was just this past week

It’s any game I don’t watch with hd antenna

Ie not streaming at all

Lots of weird times for games next week

You got the Monday 2 pm

national tv games all december for the billz

Time for josh to shine

But what about Cole?

He’s quietly a top 30 receiver

Josh can’t shine without John brown

He needs smoke

Should I go bridge city or ranch

Does Cole have a perfect passer rating on the season?

I think you need a minimum 6 attempts

Bullshit

Give me the stats and I’ll tel you if it’s perfect or not

But he’s responsible for 1/4 of Gabriel Davis yht (touchdown) this season

That’s where I’m leaning

1/1, 20 yards, 1 yht

That’s perfect

Oh shit, check this shit out

I mean it’s a thing of beauty

Heather has lifted her ranch ban

So I’m implementing a ranch bahn

Where I get it delivered all the time

Like a super highway to my door

It’s wild

Replace “super highway” with “slow, dithering courier” and it’s pretty accurate

Is that a 158.3 I see??

Oh my that is

They did it

The sons of bitches did it

Well, Melvin Gordon has a perfect DUI rating

Actually he’s probably driven drunk all the time and not been caught

So nvm that

Kenosha’s own, Melvin Gordon’s Gin

Dan, how did clocking out 30
Minutes early pan out for you?

I’m debating a similar move

Do I go straight into a bevy is the question

(The next question)

Damn you’re back already?

Time really flies when you’re drinking cum

Word

That Blandino cameo was one of the highest moments of this dark time

I never knew the power of cameo

It’s making America great again

That link just takes me to his page