Saturday, December 5, 2020

i’ll take the bug bounty TY

can you guys post that video? It has copyrighted music but seems like it should fall under fair use for parody

I made a poopy

Oops!

I honee boi!!!

I just ingested weed

Does my buffet appeal to you?

It tasted very strongly

It does

Watch out Brian

I mean Austin...

Brian’s gonna fuck me this weekend

And by weekend I mean Sunday-Tuesday

It will be a drawn out affair

So

Tell me more about this “duck sauce”

Idk, alcohol is prohibitively expensive in Norway

Can you imagine a 6 pack of pbr being $20?

Just drink reindeer piss

I am going to Costco

6 pack of reindeer pods

That sounds fucking awful

I don’t want to but I need to go

Saturday morning is an insane time to go

It is

Truly

Why not go later?

Especially on a gorgeous day like today

It’s fucking 9 am

I have all day

https://twitter.com/Nick_Newman/status/1335015361582862336

https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1335006495931510786?s=20

Don’t let him take Merry Christmas from us, boys

What if he just advises us to “avoid Merry Christmas”

Man I fucking love the pierce brosnan age of James Bond

I might be able to get into Bond movies if he incorporated more solutions like that

No

I’ve been spending too much time at vaccinefomhell.com

I found your computer chair, Matt

https://twitter.com/MarkGerretsen/status/1334939828643880961?s=20

Looks fast

I got a Herman Miller though dawg I’ll pass

Is the dub step in that tweet coming from the trailer or the person taping?

Because if the trailer is aggressively blasting dub step I think their message is more effective

Lol I didn’t catch that the first time

Looks like http://vaccinefromhell.com is down right now

They ought to fix that so people can learn how its the “mark of the beast”

*marrying me

Guy in front of me in the tire center wearing a Trump 2020 mask below his nose

That was a big highlight for me

I would be so pumped for that

Dan I’m walking to rev hall if you fancy bringing the dog and fam

Probably 15-20

I imagine that at any given moment on the weekends these days Evan and Frances are walking somewhere in this town

It’s beautiful, rally

Really

Uplifting

Thank you Cullen

Also possibly shitting in someone’s bushes

Have to do something while heather has her requisite 4 hour nap

It’s a question for the ages

I think it’s more of a hobby

My working theory is it is related to adderal use

Meat cheese bread steak and eggs fucks so hard

Yeah I love that Sammy

Yessir

I hadn’t had it in a long time but good lord it slaps

Proud boys at Lloyd center

Start a fight

Yeah i saw them when I was jumping on tables at that park

Tell them that pierced tiddies taste like quarters

Just walked past a guy with a tricked out AR

they seem to be packing up

Go cough on them

Norwegian coke heads are into some wild shit

Dan, in the spirit of competition, can you set your lineup this week?

Shit

That likely means you’ll lose

You probably would have made playoffs if not for Chubb and ekeler going down simultaneously

Probably Matt

Prolly

Big love

Yeah if I can’t win I definitely want matt to

Me too

Though he is probably least deserving of acquiring the henny chain

He deserves cum