Thursday, December 3, 2020

https://twitter.com/RBraceySherman/status/1334166921026039809

yes

https://twitter.com/besf0rt/status/1334250865767682051

I love that chord he is playing

He’s actually demonstrating a throat rip on the guitar

Proper technique

His hand looks huge

I think alysa has that same ring

Is Alysa also a sensei?

Brown belt

In couch fu

https://twitter.com/ASovietOnion/status/1334121439591534593

You guys think that pontifex would be a cool dj name?

Or pontifexxx a cool catholic sex star name?

I just watched the recycling guy empty my separate yellow glass container into the big blue one

What’s the point of the yellow glass container?!

Then why did I have the bowl, Bart?

So people don’t go diving into your blue one

People go diving into the blue regardless

I guess it ends up in a landfill or burnt anyhow

Guys I have something to confess

I’m Q

You put the Q in LGBTQ

LGBTQanon

So you’re learning about the spectrum of orientations now Evan?

Moved past the you’re either gay or straight thing

Look I’m just saying you like ducks or you like cunts

Ducks and dicks

Don’t get all PC on me, nerdlinger

Dux or cuntz

Amen baby amen

Trace McSorley leads the nfl week 12 in QBR, minimum 6 attempts

Cole Beasley had more TD passes than Derek Carr & Sam Darnold combined on Sunday

That’s also a huge love

Kirk Cousins NFC offensive player of the week

Kurt for MVP when he gets the vikes into the playoffs all the way to the Super Bowl

Where they are crushed by the bills

Sorry guys

Neither of those teams are going to the S bowl

Evan are there no more winter Columbia sales?

I had a dream last night about the bills beating KC in the playoffs

A dream? Nay a vision

That would be sweet

I’m tired of KC

Sadly it will probably be Pitt that wins afc

I think the nfl wants them to

I haven’t heard anything about the next sale but I’ll let all you bros know if and when it happens

I bet Pitt loses their first playoff game even if they go 16-0

Weakest SOS in the NFL look it up

It’s a joke they’re undefeated

No way they come out of the AFC

I think they could lose to KC

It’s possible

But other than that, haven’t they beaten all the other afc contenders?

Oh they play the bills week 14

They beat the Titans when half of their team was out on Covid

They didn’t play KC

The only other contenders they play are in their division w/the Ravens + Browns and now the ravens aren’t even going to be in the playoff

Because they suck too

They haven’t played anyone

We’ll see how the Bills & Colts games go for them

Current AFC playoff standings they’ve only played 1 team

The Browns

Baby booty soft schedule

Do the browns pay baker after this season?

He’s been so middling/bad

I have no idea. Tim thinks they’ll move on

Looking at their schedule now I’m thinking Pitt doesn’t win out

All playoff contenders except the bengals

Yeah I forgot about colts

The bills and colts are questionable

Otherwise I think they win out

Skins have a good D, are still in the playoff hunt and Pitt is on short rest. There’s a chance they drop it this weekend eve

I mean WFT

I feel like Washington sucks

They are in the worst division

And they are Barely in first

They’re just putting it all together Kyle!!

Gibszn

They aren’t great but you are giving Pitt a lot of credit. Pitt is winning on their defense

Shadow man

What more can you ask for

Also Pitt lost another starting d to acl tear

So that’s at least 2 d starters out for year, if not more

Pitt played the titans when they had a bunch of guys out from Covid. Current titans kill Pitt

Idk if I agree with that

Killing? Beating in a close game seems more likely

Nah Murder

KC Tenn BUF are top 3 in the AFC IMO

You aren’t giving the Bills nearly enough credit. Only losses are to KC + Tenn when BUF was down key defensive players + a Hail Mary on the last pla

While also pounding 2 NFC playoff teams

I guess we will see

KC probably wins afc

If not them then likely TN or Pitt

I am happy to wager against Pitt winning the AFC it’s simply not happening

Pp

Bills also barely beat very bad teams

Bills are just giving up a ton of points in the 2nd half every game after running up a big lead

Not concerned

Bad defense**

8-3 with a solid SOS tied for 3rd in the AFC but OK

They got stomped by TN

Barely beat the jets

Down key defensive players

Divisonal game

Excuses

Scoreboard baby

Either way, I’d wager the bills don’t make the super owl

Steelers, KC or TN would be my afc picks

Yeah I’m not laying any bets on the Bills going to the SB

I can’t wait for you to be spectacularly wrong about Pitt

I don’t think they are great

But I think the nfl wants them and KC in afc championship

I like your fandom, when I see packers games I’m just like good god that defense is bad

But you’ve got a nice spin to it

Well the defense has also won us games and come up huge sometimes

True

We’re just susceptible to the deep ball and when you’re playing with the lead everyone is going deep

Literally given up Hail Marys in the last 2 games

But I guess it’s just hard when the idea is that you should be putting teams away at that point

Defense has to step up

Green Bay likes their defense to step down

Thanks Leslie Frazier

I think our defense is also on the field a lot because our run game sucks

So we score pretty fast and can’t kill the clock

They should use moss more

He seems like the better all around back

Which reminds me

Dan set your lineup this week plz

Bills Vikes Super Bowl is on

I think that’s about the short and long of it

And matt is taking all bets regarding that super owl

My version is Vikings make it to the playoffs with the last wildcard slot to knock out the #2 saints

I can’t wait to bet against Pitt in the playoffs

Then they probably beat the packers by running dalvin 46 times

Then lose to the Washington football team

Who goes to the super bowl

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1262027601175928836

Anyone taking that bet

Lol at Dallas and ravens

Easiest strength of schedule and still absolute trash

To be fair, preseason strength of schedule metrics are whack imo

Also, that’s a black/white picture

Football is more about matchups

Yeah that was from May

I agree but it’s really hard to find updated stats on that

And I got sucked into a meeting so I had to stop looking

I love how the afc east are like 4/6

Evan, new lock screen photo for you

That is sick

Ehhh no peg

For you, Matt

Quintez Cephus is not practicing today

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This is kind of. East

East

East fo sho

White supremacists toppled the California monolith

Good I’m sick of that dumb viral marketing stunt

What a fucking 2020 headline

I must say I’m curious what it is marketing for

It’s like the Simpson’s angel episode

It’s probably for a new mall somewhere

The end...of high prices!

I will see dune in theaters

I will watch mortal KOMBAT at home

The Regendering, eh?

Yeah that’s p wild

I’ve wondered about how common trans siblings are

Seems incredibly unlikely

Or maybe more likely...?

Anyone check out that succubus porn yet?

Does this count?

It has tiddies

Going back to work is hard

But I do it every Monday

I’m technically working right now

But really I’m reading about succubi and the white supremacists toppling the monolith

Sleep paralysis wet dream

https://www.instagram.com/p/CITHRQBjpTs/?igshid=zx3jztpg9xab

https://twitter.com/Srirachachau/status/1334288201658163202

Gotta love gay pedo incest

It’s a There Will Be Blood reference not incest

Gotta love gay pedo incest

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1334598469642805248

Already added him in all formats

Will he be suspended again before the end of the season?

Weed is legal in Washington so probably

Idk if legality has been a barrier for him

True but temptation staring him in the face all the time!

A man can only be so strong

Twix or snickers?

Snix ice

Non iced

https://twitter.com/yeah_good_okay/status/1334605922019131393

Great news

Permanent corona

https://twitter.com/AwfulReddit/status/1334620521401626624

The baby

https://twitter.com/roto_tudor/status/1334534101265682434?s=10

This is where we are

Thanks, Obama

Finally saw the video of then guys knocking over the monolith. The “Christ is king” chant really tops it off

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1334607794209779713

Alright losers

December 7th - 13th

Extra spicy discounts

That’s a love