Friday, November 20, 2020

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1329210638921555968

Man where do you find some of this stuff

I saw the iron sheik at an airport during a layover once just chillin at the bar with a wrestling belt looking old as hell

Wrestlers aren’t usually walking when they’re old

Nope he had a wheelchair

Ah ok good

Still looked like a legend though

I hope he was getting blasted

https://twitter.com/gramscifancam/status/1329435954155839492

Who double fists some hot dogs better? Dan or Slavoj Zizek?

Plenty of hot dogs to go around friend

I know that guy

Zizek isn’t that obscure he ethered Jordan Peterson in a debate before JP put himself into a coma

He’s an eccentric philosopher

Everyone’s favorite Slovenian

Yea he’s an entertaining character

I’ve been playing a pretty fun point + click RPG called ‘Disco Elysium’ which I’ve heard described as a Zizek simulator

As would I

Sounds delicious

😮

Dan are you watching your birds

Isn’t Giuliani island just Little St James?

The AZ CARDINALS

You’ve got 2 bird teams in theory

It’s a football game

They’re good

That sounds nice

I imagine you’re just living in nacho cheese stained sweatpants

There’s probably some bbq sauce in there too

“Bbq sauce”

Damn I didn’t notice that until Dan laughed at it

Matt’s got jokes

https://twitter.com/zachandmattshow/status/1329260461049700352?s=10

We don’t believe in handouts here

https://twitter.com/livposting/status/1329653857559879681?s=10

You have to earn your keep

https://twitter.com/ZmacZane/status/1329567985955196931

She nice bby

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1329754123512799234

Boom roasted obama

Daaaaaaang

59” ytd

I mean, Marianne deserves some roasting of her own

She’s whacky

👁

Bro

They fuck each other

Not incels

Probably Burt

Which one is which, I can’t recall

The tall narrow headed one is the top

Actually idk. But they definitely fuggin each other

Are you an incel if you only get pounded?

I don’t think so

I believe Bert + Ernie’s relationship is consentual

I don’t think we need to ask an authority if G sex involves consent?

It’s definitely consentual

The question is, do reach around a count?

oh

I think we do need to ask the authority on G sex

Evan

Incidentally I’m doing my annual training on sexual harassment right now

It appears they I am a sodomite

Did the Nasdaq edge up today?

!!!

Looks like it was truly booming around y2k tho

https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1329839039688699909?s=10

“I don’t call on activists”

🤦‍♂️

It’s certainly a circus

So much

I miss them all

Sean spicer

Anthony scaramucci

Alysa is playing werewolf with her students

And I want her to shut the hell up

Walk up behind her naked and say, “I’m the werewolf”

Then take your pecker out

Oooo

Get her fired and become a sex offender in one fell swoop

Not a bad outcome if you ask me

If you wear a werewolf mask they’ll never know it was you

Or just a little makeup, you already have most of the look down

Can we skin it and sell it?

It’s edging

Could make the video version where the app plays the GM for you and picks the werewolves + doctors

Yep

Needs more sex

I suppose it could quickly turn into chatturbate

I wanna jerk off with strangers

I think you get stuck with some overhead cost though because ‘zoom as a service’ isn’t free and that’s kind of what you need from a technical standpoin

Free 10k every month even

I’ll have to play with that when I find some time

Let’s get to the real elephant in the room

Dan, you excited to roll out starting quarterback Taysom Hill in your TE spot this week?

You did

He’s projected at 18.5 in the TE spot

The highest I’ve ever seen

That will be reevaluated

Next week

It will switch next week

But he’s locked in this week

You could win $10!!!

I may already have it

If so, I’m asympto

I mean I was going to the gym for the past two weeks

But otherwise no reason to think I could have been exposed

And I’ve been smooching people on the streets

Dan, as a new dad, you can wield this joke

Hooooooo

I see what you did there

Depends on the donut shop

Is there a punchline to that one too

I donut know

https://www.wweek.com/bars/2020/11/20/the-yamhill-pubs-general-manager-is-seeking-financial-assistance-through-gofundme-to-survive-the-pandemic/?fbclid=IwAR27t49uBCW4xrvdeLH_moMBFQMXH40BKkuyUU8N0NoKKpfUOon6RbS6ZE

https://twitter.com/drericding/status/1329901611674705926?s=21

Does the third option really have to be “no dinner”

Lol

Those numbers are higher than I would have guessed for the going outside the household

Me too

And for going to bed hungry and angry at your wife

/husband

Oh

The with outside of family indicates outdoor dining

So that explains it

https://twitter.com/BatEveryHour/status/1329627480504692741

Jr. has covid

Trump?

Yeah

Nice

I think Eric is blonde one

God that is terrible form

But that maybe be over 400 pounds

I think 375

I’d never

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHgsCqRFUUS/?igshid=4ejqkcylw6lo