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Thursday, November 19, 2020

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/theoldswordclub/status/1328840556676452352
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sir Geoffroi Proudcock
  3. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/IrrationalChad/status/1329114983637131268
  4. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/neoliberal_dad/status/1329445651118219266
  5. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Man you’re just on a tear this morning
  6. Matt avatar
    Yea waiting to propose some shit at my 9am meeting so I’m bored on twitter
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very nice very nice my guy
  8. Keep the content coming
  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeACT6GHBh8
  10. This should eat up a nice chunk of time for ya
  11. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/saletan/status/610862609294864384
  12. Cullen Conway avatar
  13. Guys, I made a Dexter style murder lab
  14. Daniel Miller avatar
    What is that for?
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Murder
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is that some secret jerk off station?
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Must be window related
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    No, it’s for jacking off
  19. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The floors all taped off
  20. Yeah if I had to guess you were smashing those windows
  21. Daniel Miller avatar
    hmm
  22. Is that how they uninstall windows?
  23. Just smashing
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Typically
  25. Matt avatar
    I usually do it with a bootable USB but to each their own
    Daniel Miller
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh you techies
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just use succubus porn
  28. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1329468338590937089?s=10
  29. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s not succubus porn
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wow
  31. 200 combatants
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    Good guys on both sides tho, remember that
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    These people aren’t necessarily white supremecists
  34. Probably are
  35. Daniel Miller avatar
    200 combatants of color
  36. Probably not a very diverse group
  37. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Almost certainly all white people
  38. But it’s a little different than the sides at Charlottesville
  39. Quite scary nonetheless
  40. Cullen Conway avatar
    The sides here are the public officials being decapitated and the 200 combatants
  41. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots
  42. You know what I’m saying?
  43. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Did Trump comment on this saying something similar to good guys on both sides?
  44. Daniel Miller avatar
    Amen, always nice to hear from my boy TJ
  45. Cullen Conway avatar
    No
  46. Kyle Derrick avatar
    https://www.skihood.com/about-us/meadows-blog/posts/2020/11/opening-date-set-for-november-30th
    Matt
  47. Matt avatar
    #blessed
  48. Kyle Derrick avatar
    55 inches ytd
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Oh fuck yeah
  50. Spread that shit
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Good lord
  52. Stop stop
  53. I can only cum so much
  54. Matt avatar
    We first reviewed pass holder visitation, and found that on our average January peak day, about 17% (less than one in five) of our pass holders are riding lifts at any one time. We are confident that we will be able to accom
  55. Respell
  56. Respek
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    We show up when we want
  58. Hermies beers
  59. Can’t wait
  60. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hi hermies
  61. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that just season pass or does it include multi pass ?
  62. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, why do they feel the need to make is so complicated
  63. Matt avatar
    Includes us
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Leelu Dallas multi pass
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m wondering if I should take Monday the 30th off...
  66. Or if that’s gonna be a mess
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I will be, in anticipation
  68. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that sounds like a good idea
  69. Cullen Conway avatar
    Man, I’m tumescent over here
  70. My dick swol
    Evan Bbbender
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Y my pp hard
  72. Matt avatar
    I could take a day off that week fo sho
  73. I’m dumping this project on QAT that Monday so I’m totally ready for a day off
  74. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/helenkennedy/status/1329492483122851842?s=21
  75. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why is that man even dyeing his hair?
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    Look how healthy and youthful he looks
  77. Matt avatar
    So he can pretend to be 60 instead of 80
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s like pelosi doing the same
  79. It’s like bitch, you’re clearly ancient
  80. Age gracefully
  81. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It really frames his face nicely
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    The idea of Rudy waking up, putting in his hair dye and looking in the mirror and thinking, let’s coup!
  83. Matt avatar
    Gotta let the just for men set Rudy
  84. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Meadows covid email
  85. Normal lift operations it sounds like just no inside use
  86. Matt avatar
    I wonder if they’ll set up some outdoor operations to sell food n beer
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    How will I overeat though?
  88. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I think they are still doing Togo for foods
  89. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Togo chix tendies
    Daniel Miller
  90. Evan Bbbender avatar
    $19
  91. Cullen Conway avatar
    You sure as fuck aren’t getting a chili trencher this year, Kyle
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sadly they discontinued the chili i bread boules
  94. They made me fardy
  95. Cullen Conway avatar
    *fardier
  96. Daniel Miller avatar
    *fardiest
  97. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is anyone else’s juice loose?
  98. Daniel Miller avatar
    As luck would have it. I just changed the spelling of my kids name to “Bruice” like juice
  99. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Very nice
  100. Matt avatar
    I like it
  101. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It needed a millennial twist
  102. Matt avatar
    The Bruice is loose