Wednesday, November 11, 2020
https://twitter.com/NathanJRobinson/status/1326284822982123520
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He’s gotta give his corporate sponsorships some love- Did y’all know that Matt is changing his last name to Allen after Josh’s performance last Sunday?
- It’s true you can call me Matt Allen now
- I’m going to start signing documents Matt Allen like a little girl with a crush
- Put some stars around the name too
- Guys can you name a place that you hold in your hearts?
- Camp onawana?
- That’s the one!!
- Good work with the quickness
https://mobile.twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/1326510440734666755Evan Bbbender- This is a good one
- And a nice break from post-election drama
- https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/329648298333974529Daniel Miller
- That’s the message we’ve all been waiting for
- Tbh looking at trunks Twitter timeline is terrifying
- He’s entered certified nut job status
- Better than looking at the illustrations from the latest edition of 1984
- With so much experience w/soft coups in Latin American countries you think they’d be better at it by now
- I fucking hate Sean hannitt
- Hannity
- Also don’t drag the CIA into this Matt
- They’re good peopleMatt
- They might have to save us 😬
- They aren’t good peopleMatt
- The secret service is gonna have to give Trump the boot
- You see the crowds ‘threatening’ civil war? Those people aren’t fighting anything
- What, are they some gun-toting qanon fatties?
- More like your crazy aunt
- I’m deep in the Donald trump fake Reddit site
- I do have one of those
- Got any good stuff for us Dan?
- “I think civil war is going to happen” coming from a woman in her 60s isn’t that scary
- They love guns and talking about how they would win a civil war
- Things like
- “Bongos and dildos vs ar-15 and military discipline”
- It’s full of gems
- Especially now, they really believe there is a massive conspiracy
- To be fair
- They’ve always believed there was a massive conspiracy
- Though surely this is just one of its many manifestations
- And provides further evidence for said conspiracy
- Ya but this time it threatens their champion
- I mean he’s fucked
- He has like 4 states that would need to overturn their election results
- Why are the republicans standing by him?
- White suburban boomers aren’t fighting shit
- I have no idea why they are
- I assumed most would just disavow him
- I guess they don’t have anything to lose in the meantime
- Ya, especially since the downballot races outperformed him
- Like the Republican Party ex-Trump did really well on election night.
- https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1326269847999688705
- I seent that one on the Reddit
So do any of you guys get today off?- Nope
- No
- If you want time off
- Just make a baby
- It takes seconds
- Sounds more expensive in the long run
- And less time off
- He also projectile shidded on Alice yesterdayCullen Conway
- Fuck yeah
- Baby’s first projectile shid
- Making daddy proud
- I bet baby bruce could poop on the fireEvan Bbbender
- Bender has competition
- Bender has proven he can’t do it
- Shots 🔥
- It was too hot on my tushy
- It made my tushy go ouchie!
- I’m in an unconscious bias training and this conversation is a wild departure from that content
- Do you think you’re unconsciously bias against bender because you know he is incapable of pooping on the 🔥?Daniel Miller
- Ask the trainer Cullen
- I know I am
- I’ve recognized this bias
- Is conscience bias ok?
- Overcoming your bias is a diff training I assume
- Matt
- Sold out online SAD
- I better stock up on my Jaqs while I can
- How the fuck are they sold out
- Diff company from joshs jaqs
- https://www.hy-vee.com/grocery/PD53132113/Hy-Vee-Cousins-Cinnaminn-Snaps-Cereal
- https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/267626183783493632Evan Bbbender
- The bar formerly known as conquistador is now officially reopening and covid free
- As per ig