Friday, October 23, 2020
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1319443115107864577- Also works for Gucci Mane
What about Kwatto?
It’s Kuato and he’s too young for office and too revolutionary for electoralism anyway2Evan Bbbender
Man that’s a big love
Even got electoralism I there, very nice- *in
Actual footage of Russian hackers breaking into US voter databases:Daniel Miller- https://makeagif.com/i/KP9C6vDaniel Miller
- He spiked them!
Slug heads!
The ol tuck the boner in the belt loop?
- He was looking thicc last night
What a dumper
That’s what McDonald and kfc do
I thought that was photoshopped- Can we stop fat shaming Trump though guys come on!!!!!1
- GIO TIME!!!

- Sons debate please
- It’s the only way to truly decide
My big guy vs your big guy lets go- Reminds of being a kid say my dad can beat up your dad
https://www.bendbulletin.com/adventure/la-ni-a-could-make-for-big-snow-year/article_2348cc96-0422-11eb-80a8-e7eba47d38d8.htmlMatt
Cum
I love it when you talk snowy to me
😊
He’s got that beautiful mustard jacket
That’s me, bro
I wish you mustardios could shlarp like that- I’d settle for some good snow tho
IS ANYONE STILL HORNY OUT THERECullen Conway
I was just wondering the same!!!- Also, yes
Are we on the same horny cycle?
Always?- Perennially?
- Ineluctably?
My horniness is more seasonal, sprouting anew every spring only to die during the first winter frostCullen Conway
I’m sorry
I could enter into the world parenting any moment now- What should I do with my last breaths of freedom
Does that make you horny?
“O my yes”Evan Bbbender- -- Evan “Blandino” Bender
It’s actually Evan “Tim ‘The Tool Man’ Taylor” Bender
Sadly I think the pandemic limits what you can do
I think I may watch Borat like 9 times tonight
I can’t wait
Is it available at a specific time?
Dan, will you be taking Bruce to shop in the No Means Yes section?- It’s already available
tight
I’m going to get really high and play ps4 tonight
Tiiiiight tight
No, I’ll the boy develop his own misogyny, but I definitely will be wearing Alices’ maternity future feminist shirt- The one with an arrow pointing downwardCullen Conway
My paternity leave started 44 minutes ago- I’m already drunkMatt
- Feels great baby
So if the baby came you would Lyft to the hospital?
Ehh, you are supposed to get enough warning to work off a moderate amount of drink- So we’d be able to wait it out
It doesn’t just start crawling out of the uterus?
Much like the snake that came out of mother, it will fly out of Alices’ mouth- Spoiler alert
Will it fly?
O they fly- Omg, I’m so excited to not zoom with co-workers for a monthEvan Bbbender
- Good god
Have you already selected your lactation specialist?
I feel like caring for a newborn is more daunting
https://twitter.com/MelissaWrites22/status/1319464593287204864
No, you get a lactation specialist after the birth. Also more importantly, just got my first gg of paternity leave.- Still go it.
- *got
- This might only be for Evan, maybe Matt
A good game?- You playing ape?
- Aoe
Yeah. It’s the customary way to concede defeat
I like that you’re drunk, on paternity leave and playing aoe- American dream
Amen
Here I am drunk and working- Nary a GG to be seen!
Go get some- Speaking of gettin in some
There won’t be any gg. I am backstabbing my teammatesDaniel Miller
What’s the pizza menu lookin like tonight
Hamburgers