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Friday, October 23, 2020

  1. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1319443115107864577
  2. Also works for Gucci Mane
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What about Kwatto?
  4. Matt avatar
    It’s Kuato and he’s too young for office and too revolutionary for electoralism anyway
    2Evan Bbbender
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Man that’s a big love
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    Even got electoralism I there, very nice
  7. *in
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Actual footage of Russian hackers breaking into US voter databases:
    Daniel Miller
  9. https://makeagif.com/i/KP9C6v
    Daniel Miller
  10. He spiked them!
  11. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Slug heads!
  12. Matt avatar
  13. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The ol tuck the boner in the belt loop?
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
  15. He was looking thicc last night
  16. Matt avatar
    What a dumper
  17. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s what McDonald and kfc do
  18. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I thought that was photoshopped
  19. Can we stop fat shaming Trump though guys come on!!!!!1
  20. GIO TIME!!!
  21. Matt avatar
  22. Sons debate please
  23. It’s the only way to truly decide
  24. Daniel Miller avatar
    My big guy vs your big guy lets go
  25. Reminds of being a kid say my dad can beat up your dad
  26. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.bendbulletin.com/adventure/la-ni-a-could-make-for-big-snow-year/article_2348cc96-0422-11eb-80a8-e7eba47d38d8.html
    Matt
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cum
  28. Matt avatar
    I love it when you talk snowy to me
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    😊
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He’s got that beautiful mustard jacket
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s me, bro
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    I wish you mustardios could shlarp like that
  33. I’d settle for some good snow tho
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    IS ANYONE STILL HORNY OUT THERE
    Cullen Conway
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was just wondering the same!!!
  36. Also, yes
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are we on the same horny cycle?
  38. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Always?
  39. Perennially?
  40. Ineluctably?
  41. Daniel Miller avatar
    My horniness is more seasonal, sprouting anew every spring only to die during the first winter frost
    Cullen Conway
  42. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m sorry
  43. Daniel Miller avatar
    I could enter into the world parenting any moment now
  44. What should I do with my last breaths of freedom
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Does that make you horny?
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    “O my yes”
    Evan Bbbender
  47. -- Evan “Blandino” Bender
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s actually Evan “Tim ‘The Tool Man’ Taylor” Bender
  49. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sadly I think the pandemic limits what you can do
  50. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think I may watch Borat like 9 times tonight
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t wait
  52. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is it available at a specific time?
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dan, will you be taking Bruce to shop in the No Means Yes section?
  54. It’s already available
  55. Daniel Miller avatar
    tight
  56. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m going to get really high and play ps4 tonight
  57. Cullen Conway avatar
    Tiiiiight tight
  58. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, I’ll the boy develop his own misogyny, but I definitely will be wearing Alices’ maternity future feminist shirt
  59. The one with an arrow pointing downward
    Cullen Conway
  60. Daniel Miller avatar
    My paternity leave started 44 minutes ago
  61. I’m already drunk
    Matt
  62. Feels great baby
  63. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So if the baby came you would Lyft to the hospital?
  64. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ehh, you are supposed to get enough warning to work off a moderate amount of drink
  65. So we’d be able to wait it out
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It doesn’t just start crawling out of the uterus?
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    Much like the snake that came out of mother, it will fly out of Alices’ mouth
  68. Spoiler alert
  69. Matt avatar
    Will it fly?
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    O they fly
  71. Omg, I’m so excited to not zoom with co-workers for a month
    Evan Bbbender
  72. Good god
  73. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Have you already selected your lactation specialist?
  74. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I feel like caring for a newborn is more daunting
  75. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/MelissaWrites22/status/1319464593287204864
  76. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, you get a lactation specialist after the birth. Also more importantly, just got my first gg of paternity leave.
  77. Still go it.
  78. *got
  79. This might only be for Evan, maybe Matt
  80. Kyle Derrick avatar
    A good game?
  81. You playing ape?
  82. Aoe
  83. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah. It’s the customary way to concede defeat
  84. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I like that you’re drunk, on paternity leave and playing aoe
  85. American dream
  86. Daniel Miller avatar
    Amen
  87. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Here I am drunk and working
  88. Nary a GG to be seen!
  89. Daniel Miller avatar
    Go get some
  90. Speaking of gettin in some
  91. Kyle Derrick avatar
    There won’t be any gg. I am backstabbing my teammates
    Daniel Miller
  92. Daniel Miller avatar
    What’s the pizza menu lookin like tonight
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Hamburgers