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Thursday, October 22, 2020

  1. Cullen Conway avatar
    These seem like chill notifications
  2. Yes, Evan, that’s my girl behind the notifications
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I was just wondering who that was
  4. Cullen Conway avatar
    You think this “vote for Trump ‘or else’” play is gonna work?
  5. If I get that email it will probably swing my vote tbh
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It already might have on me 😬
  7. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I guess I’d prefer foreign entities doing that than domestic ones
  8. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah?
  9. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1319073788433227777
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Credulous o clock!
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    Matt, don’t make me “or else” ya
  12. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Initially o expected it to have originated from domestic terrorists a la kidnap the governor
  13. Don’t get me wrong, regardless of the origin it is not good for democracy
  14. “Democracy”
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There we go
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah lies are bad no where they come from
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    Agreed
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Wake up sheeple! You have been consuming lies your whole life
  19. That’s why I’m pro human annihilation
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean, Kyle has been advocating for a penal colony for homeless vagrants
  21. And that’s actually his more merciful take
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ll hear him out
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    His harsher stance is to just kill them
  24. Depends on where he is in his cups
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You only execute them after they get a chance to redeem themselves
  26. That way the good ones can escape poverty
  27. Cullen Conway avatar
    At the penal colony?
  28. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No pre penal colony
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Exemplary servitude for the colony?
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Penal colony/recycling would be last resort
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Wait, isn’t executing them last resort?
  32. Kyle, get your platform together
  33. Of execution comes prior to penal colony but penal colony is last resort I’m confused
  34. Troubling platform
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Don’t be daft
  36. Give them a shot > penal colony > execution
  37. > recycling
  38. Cullen Conway avatar
    You stated you execute pre penal colony. Pre-penal cum
  39. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m shidding
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    No.
  41. I should have made it more clear what that was in reference to using the rely function
  42. The redemption option is pre
    Penal colony
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Red rocket redemption
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Circle jerk McKinnon
    Cullen Conway
  45. Evan Bbbender avatar
  46. Any takers this Halloween fellas?
  47. Cullen Conway avatar
    🙋
  48. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😈
  49. Cullen Conway avatar
    Alright boys, buying a shralp pass now
  50. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You do not have my permission to do so
  51. Cullen Conway avatar
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m locked and loaded
  53. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🚨🚨🚨
  54. LETS GIT IT
  55. Cullen Conway avatar
    I just nudded
  56. Matt avatar
  57. It is done
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    He’s wearing a condom!!!!
    Evan Bbbender
  59. Also
  60. 🤙
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1319348750519832581?s=10
  62. Kyle, I feel like you’d be into this
  63. Rectal opium and whiskey
  64. Daniel Miller avatar
    🙋🏾‍♀️🥃💉
  65. I’d like to volunteer for this
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Guess Dan wants the rectal opium and whiskey
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    He does
  68. Really anything opium sounds nice right now
  69. Birth is imminentr
    Evan Bbbender
  70. Matt avatar
    INCOMING
  71. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Imagine going into the hospital after a rectal opium/whiskey infusion
  72. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is Alice in labor?
    Kyle Derrick
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
    No, but she’s in something called pre-labor
  74. I think it could be sunday
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So we could still get drunk on Saturday?
  76. Matt avatar
    During football?  Kind of inconsiderate
  77. Daniel Miller avatar
    The things I go through for this kid
  78. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Seriously