Sunday, September 20, 2020

Justice Douglas tho

https://twitter.com/catholicdad420/status/1307133127719112705

https://twitter.com/chuckgrassley/status/1307454467890122753?s=10

More or less cryptic than Collins?

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1307453788815536135

Grassley and roadkill name a more iconic pair?

He’s on one, huh?

I’m confused

I don’t understand

Grassley with some absolute smoke on how he’s gonna move forward

Brilliant

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1307491919384260609?s=10

This is pretty funny

In 2023 Frank Gote Jr is eligible to enter the nfl

If Frank gore can hold one just 3 more years

He can play with his son

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/274723095288360960

Fuxking gross

It’s good

Now the Russians can use racial recognition on Dustin diamond

Better

Scrumbled eggs

That looks phenomenal

Is that Scandinavia

It was really good actually

Yeah that was Norway

I would like to do a fam trip with y’all

Let’s do it brah

!!

I’m down

But what about yer wife

I’m high

Watching I, Tonya

It’s mostly about domestic abuse

The hell is that

Like80%

Domestic abuse

I’m watching silent hill

Kyle

What’s your beef with younghoe

2 words

Explosive power transfer

😂

I love that

2 words

........

Explosive power transfer

Dan’s here?

Extra sauce

That’s a doner kebab

Was that when you got extra suace and spilled
Sauce all over the place?

That’s the one!

In Norsk

Yar

You can tell how drunk I was in that photo

Hey, Evan and Dan

Happy rashahana 2020, my guys

That is just so good

God that’s a great keto meal

It gets me every time

It’s hard to beat

My fucking dawg

Kyle, more labia

Alright

Yo what’re you watching that looks sweet

Lords of Salem

It’s Bon Zomboe

Any good?

Yeah I liked it

Kind of bad though

It’s Bib Zombie

I thought that it was krëm zombie

Tarik Cohen got paid

Good for that lil guy

He did

I’m surprised he wasn’t out celebrating Rosh Hashanah like a good Cohen

Then again, business first!

Oh fuck yeah

Nola baby

So began the proud tradition of sitting atop ornamental cannons

Something about that image is so...peaceful

Well, I was talking about Dan’s

Then Evan swooped in

Mine is more visceral

It’s for action fans, not soy boy bottom bitches

Whoa, bitch

Now that is a chill bro

I can’t imagine a piece of information I’m less interested in seeing than my screen time average from last week

Seriously

Mine just popped up too

Same

Wut

Fucking sick shield

Practical

And stylish!

💅🏻

Anyone cracking a crispy boy yet?

Soon

Oh yeah, you got the spiiiiiicy red beer, huh?

Breakfast of champions

I love this

Anyone getting gay at all?

Damn they have 9ers/jets game in tv

Who do you want to watch?

Idk to tbh

Maybe cowboys Atlanta

That could be fun

Tell me if zeke breaks his leg

Should be lots of offense

Or if my guy Compact Disc gets any yhts

CD lamb

Oh or if tg💯 gets any yht

I don’t use TV Kyle

I stream

Yeah streams never work great when I cast them to my tv

Doctors HATE IT

I just jack my computer straight into that HDMI

I even tried getting fubo tv but it also only has the stupid 9ers jets game

That’s a good idea

Man what a terrible game

The jets are disgusting

🤮

It’s Perriman szn today

You watch

No it isn’t

It’s 137 total yards for the jets offense szn

Damn

Johnnu with the 60 yard reception in the first minute

Oops

Whoa

Moustardio 80 yard td

Lol mostwet 80 yard yht

Yht* excuse me

It’s awesome tho

Goddamn the lions

Did Melvin Gordon fumbles AGAIN?

No nope he didn’t

Damn johnnu is beast

Little Davey M YHT

Yummy

That will be 1 of his 5 YHTs this season

Sure

Oh man...

Parris Campbell

Looks very hurt

Oh no

What happened

He got smashed after a run

Damn

His knee

Thank god

Ok playing against him in a league as well

Lol

He’s becoming a fantasy monster

Saquon down

Josh is a qb touchdown hero

No he’s not

He’s a runner

And a interception cannon

12/15 200 yards and 2 yht

Yeah that’s fucking dank

Quarterback touchdown hero

Wtf is going on we it’s Dallas

With*

Gronk is booming

0.0 points

Elite

How’s Scotty Mills doing?

Brashad P is down

David Montgomery too

Is he?

People are dropping like flies

He’s going to the locker room

Yeah it’s crazy

Diggs is beastin today Cullen

Oh good

I’d prefer Allen has a nice 40 yard rush td

Can Buffalo get a pick 6?

That’s what I need

Vikings have three consecutive games with a safety on them. That’s how you draw it up, boys

Great strategy

Everyone loves safeties they’re just being entertaining

Know what you do when pinned in your own end zone

Slow developing pass play

Holy fuck

Johnnu

Goddamnit

Corey Davis needs that

And he is on my bench in both leagues

Well enjoy that historic performance

And start him next week and get 4.6

Lol

Maybe he is dank

Though HH might get another yht

He must be I mean

Geaux Dux

Triple H

Hayden Hurst Helmsley

That was a thought for an ff name

Goddamnit

It’s Calvin Ridley again!

I believe that qualified for an

OOPS

It’s quintez cephus time

Jordan reed doe

Ducking up the jets

Yeah he has 2 yht

https://twitter.com/christomasson/status/1307747331559886852?s=10

Yeah Cullen we know Kurt isn’t good

He’s not good

He’s elite

When he’s Kurt, he’s so bad

He would be better if he was Kurt IMO

Robbie T yht

Kurt throws a 40qbr at least

The Jets gave up a 55-yard rush on 3rd and 31

God that’s awesome

This is going to be known henceforth as black Sunday

It’s wild

So many significant injuries

Anyone trying to watch some football this afternoon?

Perhaps on a patio?

Are you inviting me over

I didn’t say my patio

And you’re in the naughty boi house

Then DONT FUCKING INCLUDE ME IN THE TEXT

Oh did I hit a nerve with that one?

😔

Next iOS has an exclude Evan feature

Until then burn in hell losers

Is bills game still frayed?

Frayed

Delayed

Yeah they’re back on the field but not playing yet

Why was it delayed?

lightning

Lightning

Power outage earlier

Yeah game is taking forever

Lol

Keep getting kicked to this dumb steelers game

Kyle, Zak Pascal got the YHT instead of your oops

I know

Oh pascal you say

Yeah I said that

Matt, tell Josh to get a rushing YHT

Please

why

Because he is my qb for both my teams

And mine

And he’s a yummy boi and he deserves it

And my opponent has diggs

How about singletary!!!

What a talent!!

I legit had a higher blood alcohol content at times during this game than Kurt’s passer rating

Well yeah above 0

Yeah

I’m not wrong

For those who don’t know, Kurt had a 0.0 passer rating

I need to medicate

The fuck is going on with Buffalo

Missing our top 2 linebackers the defense is kind of bad

How bout come Beasley!!

Cole**

Gritty

Matt just sent me The Sound of Silence

Losing to the dolphins is sad

Bro

You have Coke Beasley

Coke

Cocaine Beasley

Nick Bosa and Saquon both tear their ACLs today, perhaps Parris as well

Not good

Black Sunday brah

Packers have 85 points in the past 2 games

Vikes are tanking for Trevor Lawrence

They should have lost for jo

Joe

Lawrence is supposed to be better

His head is longer

I started Gabriel Davis in all leagues

Bears are still the best in the division though

They don’t have 2 division wins my guy

Don’t “my guy” Matt, bro

My doggy

I shouldn’t be trolling when my team is about to lose to a bad team

Can they close it out with a pick six please

Yea galllup

Did it stand?

Idk

Hareem Kunt

It stands

Now just a nice yht for him too

Fuuuck I wanted that zeke

Holy shit Diggs

He’s so good

That was a catch

Zeke will probably get it

Or another add to Gallup

Shhhh

Dakar

Fucking dak

What a waste

Herbert alert

I saw that

Dak went full on lamar today

JOSH

Thank you josh

Love it

Quarterback touchdown hero

Did he rush one

No a bomb to not Diggs

Jesus Christ he has 400 yards and 4 tds

Big dick

That’s huge dick

Boys got the kick!

I’m

Ooomg

That onside kick was crazy

THIS IS INSANE

I’ve never seen it spin like that

*insert Super Bowl meme*

What were they thinking!!

They just watched it

CD LAMB

COMPACT DISC

Atlanta is good at blowing ears

Special teams coach about to get fired

Is Alysa stoked?

The Hërßter already has a YHT

Really

Damn

He ran it in

Loser

Preston Williams

https://twitter.com/surrender_idx90/status/1307824705294999553?s=10

I love that fact

I was a bit fan of them going for it

It might be hb time

God lvl kicker wtf

Seriously

That’s why HB is my ride or die

Butker what a name