Monday, September 21, 2020

What a lovely post

Bruh

Are those oxies

Oh Xanax excuse me

That’s really nice of grandma

https://twitter.com/kalynkahler/status/1307839507702702080?s=10

Good thing the dux prepared him so well

He’s just like uuuh ok

He threw a lot of picks in or who.

Oregon

Did he?

Maybe that’s just how I remember it

Let’s do a google

23 over 4 years

95 yht

Oh yeah he was very good

I tried telling you years ago that Kirk is a jerk

His picks were ill timed and cost them games though

Aaron Rodgers had basically half those stats in college

And what would you have me do with this info? Call the management?

But he only played 2 years

Yes.

Y’all ever get those BIG nuts?

Every time

I take semenmax

Oh nice

Idk if cam newton can throw a yht

He can only run them in

Point and case

Pats cheating again

Lol threw the challenge flag

Then picked it back up

Carlos Hyde is elite

Dk metcalf on the board

Big Carlos hyde game tonight

Did y’all see Dr. Fagley raise the flag?

I’m not watching

Nay, I did not

I get it

It’s really funny!!!

Oh, hi Dan

We’re there actually accuracy issues with the show?

I think new iOS autocorrect got worse

Uh probably

But it was a dramatization

It’s impossible to do that perfectly, they have to abbreviate things

And change the language to English

Which is totally inaccurate

Decalf yht

Like super inaccurate

!!!

INGOT A DOUBLER

HE HAD GILMORE DRAPED SLL OVER HIM

That’s a double nipped

That’s a mr unlimited dk dd yht

That’s a huge double dip

Like 30 points

Yeah it was a bomb

Errr

Eh 20 but

20

Still huge

A game changer

I can’t believe they went for that and it worked against Stephon Gilmore

DK could have a good year

That helps me too

DK is a fucking unit

Yeah they were showing his vertical

Rex burkhead

Fucking hate that guy

King Burkehead*

Oh no Skyler’s hurt

That was a dank punt

Matt Asiata in the backfield

Any of y’all experience keyboard issues/lag on the new iOS?

Yeah

Like every time

Me too

Like typing in texts doesn’t show

Matt I’m a jets fan now

Cullen said I can’t like the Jaguars so I have to like the jets

Show him the image

I bought a mark Sanchez Jersey

I think I’m going to wear it over my jacket snowboarding

Oh man

That would be a look

The shit yellow jacket with the shit green and white

But it’s mark Sanchez

AFC Championship participant Mark Sanchez

Legend Sanchez

Do they give away Sanchez jersey’s for free?

It was $11

But it was also a kids xl

So it probably won’t fit me

Should fit you fine

That was my thought

https://twitter.com/pfref/status/1307782894815858688?s=19

I read that as Eli Manning at first

Damn that is wild

Brother Eli is a 👑

He’s part of an extremely fleeting era of giants greatness

Kiss the rings

Kyle, are you a scatback?

Oops

Come on dk

CC

Kyle’s boi

Damnit

Oh that was sick

Russ is sick

Damnit!!

122 points and kyles swinging that big dick around

Racist league not giving Russ any MVP votes ever

Now josh jacobs is going to have to go off to beat you Kyle

Or should I say...Lyle Dregs?&

Super racist to not vote for Russ and pick lamar

I meant his whole career

No votes ever is pretty crazy

Yeah it really is

https://twitter.com/mattgoldich/status/1307488783349223424?s=10

Oh good the unhealthy air is back

Only for soibois

Isn’t it just fog today?

My app says is unhealthy for sensitive groups

Yeah I’m just hoping that smoke doesn’t roll back in

Packers play saints next Sunday...is this going to be a taysom hill revenge game??

https://twitter.com/LaurenKGurley/status/1308054562868211713

Shithole country

Oh nice

It reminds me of the movie repo men

Just wage workers ruining people’s lives

I watched that again recently

Ridiculous movie

It’s pretty insane

But I like the premise

Yeah

Are we going back to bear market?

Guess we will see if it sustains

Seems reasonable

https://twitter.com/karengeier/status/1308069554682310657

KEEP DUMPING THAT MONEY IN BOYS

MEATS ALWAYS ON THE MENU

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/justice-dept-deems-new-york-city-portland-seattle-anarchist-jurisdictions-n124060

Man this fucking fat toad

Yeah it’s still delicious though

Awfulreddit is a pretty good twitter follow

I can smell smoke outside again

Soiboi

https://twitter.com/reproutopia/status/1307785450766163968

So we fucking octopi now?

https://medium.com/narrative/i-had-sex-with-an-octopus-626fdc3a0de1

Pousee!?

What was homies name who was biking and camped near us?

Think he got burnt alive?

Seth

He was long gone by then

He could have circled back though

Or ran into fires down south

Indeed he could have

Damn well

I hope he didn’t get got