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Saturday, September 19, 2020

  1. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I mean, that’s still not enough
  2. Need at least one more
  3. Cullen Conway avatar
    Romney might be secure
  4. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah hopefully
  5. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hell cave
  6. Cullen Conway avatar
    Collins will be like, “I’m disappointed that she died”
  7. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yup
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    “I have very mixed feelings about this”
  9. *votes forcit*
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    There it is
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    —Pelosi
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  13. Just as hypocritical
  14. Cullen Conway avatar
    JK
  15. --Mitch McConnell, February 2016 (within an hour of Justice Scalia's death)
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hah
  17. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/Thoirdealbhaigh/status/1307105013408378880
    Daniel Miller
  18. Cullen Conway avatar
    Whoa
  19. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1307103669054304257
  20. Cullen Conway avatar
    My sister just said best case scenario is Ted Cruz gets it, so yeah we’re fucked
  21. Anna Brown
  22. Daniel Miller avatar
    —tizzy
  23. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How many Democrats moving to Wyoming would it take to permanently flip it blue?
  24. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s not the small states that make the senate so unfair, it’s California
  25. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What
  26. Matt avatar
    Well DC has a larger population than some states and has no representation in the senate
  27. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah and that’s fucked
  28. But Cali has 40m people. A voter in Hawaii or wy has 40x more senate representation
  29. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Right
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Checks
  31. And
  32. Balances
  33. Guys!! Oh
  34. Kyle Derrick avatar
    That’s why we need just need some white cis families to move from the heavily populated states to the red lowmpopukationbstat
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m down
  36. Wyoming has nice spots
  37. Daniel Miller avatar
    We’re sending Cullen
    Cullen Conway
  38. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is that gonna be enough?
  39. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/gushers/status/1269110304086114304
  40. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  41. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Nice palette cleanser
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I’m eating ranch
  43. AQI 110
  44. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I had killer burger
  45. It’s national cheeseburger day
  46. Daniel Miller avatar
    Having kachka tonight. It’s Rosh Hashanah!
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    L’shana tova!!
    Daniel Miller
  48. Matt avatar
    https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1307120182645723136
  49. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Nice he didn’t even wait 24 hours
  50. Cullen Conway avatar
    Just amazing
  51. Not surprising
  52. Evan Bbbender avatar
    They’re going to have that justice in there before you can perform ten detention camp hysterectomies
  53. Cullen Conway avatar
    But wow
  54. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is it wrong of him to push the nominee through now? Or was it wrong of him to hold it back in 2016?
  55. Matt avatar
    There were 11 months to go in 2016 and the turtle doesn’t get to have it both ways
  56. Cullen Conway avatar
    Would you say that Mitch can’t have his cake and eat it too?
  57. To which I’d say, why the fuck do you have a cake if you don’t eat it?
  58. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Was it always simple
    Majority to confirm or was this part of the nuclear option back in the day?
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    It used to be fillerbusterable
  60. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/jimdabakis/status/1307120855454044160?s=10
  61. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1307115333669580807?s=10
  62. Do you trust any of this
  63. Because that’s 4
  64. Evan Bbbender avatar
    No
  65. They’re all available for the right price
  66. McConnell might offer Romney 2 passes to the celestial kingdom
  67. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cullen, are you gonna get any CEH dd yht?
  68. Cullen Conway avatar
    Daniel Miller
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sexy!
  70. Evan Bbbender avatar
  71. Cullen Conway avatar
  72. Pro Life Libertarians seem confused
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol
  74. I bet that person gets confused a lot
  75. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-athletes/nfl/legarrette-blount-net-worth/%3Famp%3D1
  76. I figured he’d be worth more
  77. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  78. Are you high?
  79. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yes
  80. Very
  81. I was just looking at his Instagram for like 15 minutes
  82. Daniel Miller avatar
    Go dux
  83. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Anyone else watching twins right now?
    Daniel Miller
  84. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibP5IQxId34&ab_channel=ChasingBubbles
  85. I’m watching this
  86. Dan, you might like it
  87. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is it about seals?
  88. Cullen Conway avatar
    Homie just decides to sail around the world
  89. Meets lots of people
  90. Sees lots of things
    Daniel Miller
  91. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I thought it was about scuba
  92. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s not
  93. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just by looking at the title and scrolling
  94. Huh
  95. Seems like it’s about scuba
  96. How many Vern Troyers wouldn’t take to beat up Danny devito
  97. Daniel Miller avatar
    Danny devito in twins or dd in like season 9 of always sunny
  98. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t know which ones more dangerous
  99. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen Conway
  100. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Hey Cullen
  101. Let’s see the dog
  102. Hey Kyle
  103. Let’s see the S
  104. Cullen Conway avatar
    My weather app isn’t even showing air quality anymore
  105. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah it’s good
  106. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well I wish we could all bike
  107. But I’m in naughty jail
  108. Matt avatar
    Can’t believe it took this long to be honest
  109. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean, I probably don’t have covid
  110. Both people who had the connection to this person tested negative
  111. But still, I get it
  112. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It apparatus college football is going to happen this year
  113. Just delayed start
  114. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Apparatus Lyle Dregs
  115. Kyle Derrick avatar
    DUX
  116. Cullen Conway avatar
    Would risk today if anyone wants to fux
  117. Get real stoned and poke Kamchatka
  118. Daniel Miller avatar
    Maybe in the afternoon?
  119. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  120. I like it with the lights on, baby
  121. Daniel Miller avatar
    Are you the pool boy or the Falwell?
  122. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Is that ken fillet reference?
  123. Daniel Miller avatar
    If only
  124. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I wanna doody
  125. Kyle Derrick avatar
    So, in doing further research, how does the Biden rule come into play with relaxing rbg
  126. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Oh she’s relaxed baby
  127. Daniel Miller avatar
    Relaxing?
  128. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Replacing
  129. In 2016 the Obama was president and senate was gop controlled
  130. Now since the both and senate and White House are gop, it changes things slightly
  131. Matt avatar
    Dems have to shut down the senate it’s the only way to stop them
  132. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah that’s what McConnell said in his memorandum
  133. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s not an equal precedent to 2016
  134. Matt avatar
    Dems can grind things to a halt
  135. Kyle Derrick avatar
    How?
  136. Matt avatar
    Procedural rules
  137. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah they have enough to pass if the Dems are in absentia?
  138. Matt avatar
    Same way McConnell did when he didn’t control the senate
  139. He would just shut it down
  140. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Or like how the Oregon senate earlier this year?
  141. Where people ran to other states to prevent a vote
  142. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I don’t think a walkout can work
  143. Daniel Miller avatar
    The federal rules don’t have that
  144. That’s an Oregon thing
  145. Matt avatar

    Filibuster
  146. Kyle Derrick avatar
    They only need simple
    Majority to end filibuster?
  147. Matt avatar
    No
  148. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah you can’t filibuster anymore
  149. Matt avatar
    That would defeat the purpose of the filibuster
  150. Yes you can
  151. Daniel Miller avatar
    It ended in 2017 with horsing and kavanagh
  152. Cullen Conway avatar
    I read a concerning piece that there is a lower court vote on ACA next week that is expected to strike it down. If it goes to the Supreme Court now, even if Roberts votes to save it, it would be 4-4 and the lower court ruling would hold.
  153. Matt avatar
    You guys are ignorant lol
    Evan Bbbender
  154. Daniel Miller avatar
    *gorsuch
  155. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It is 60
    Votes
  156. Or is that only for legislation and not Supreme Court?
  157. Matt avatar
    The senate runs on the unanimous consent system which basically means to do its most basic business, all senators must consent
  158. Cullen Conway avatar
    Didn’t Harry Reid push away from the 60 vote?
  159. Matt avatar
    Any 1 senator can effectively shut the whole shit down
  160. Daniel Miller avatar
    It’s different depending on what they are voting on
  161. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-democrats-block-neil-gorsuch-s-supreme-court-nomination-n743326
  162. It’s quite confusing
  163. But this 2017 change is what is most important I think
  164. Matt avatar
    Schumer could effectively grind the senate to a halt
  165. But he won’t
  166. Daniel Miller avatar
    Big, if true
  167. Matt avatar
    Spoiler alert it is
  168. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why wouldn’t they if they have that power?
  169. Matt avatar
    Spineless.
  170. Cullen Conway avatar
    That filibuster reform goes back to 2013 when Harry Reid put it in motion
  171. Thanks, Harry
  172. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, it’s true
  173. The filibuster is silly though
  174. Cullen Conway avatar
  175. Mitch’s warning came true...
  176. Daniel Miller avatar
    The filibuster is extra constitutional and it should be eliminated. Sucks that it’s gone in this case though
  177. Matt avatar
    Http://senate.gov/reference/glossary_term/unanimous_consent.html
  178. Damn link did t work
  179. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah I was just browsing the schedule
  180. Lol
  181. Let’s see here, scheduled hearing
  182. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is it already scheduled ?
  183. Matt avatar
    https://www.senate.gov/reference/glossary_term/unanimous_consent.htm
  184. Daniel Miller avatar
    That’s so nuts
  185. Matt avatar
    If the dems are serious about stopping them for 2 months they absolutely can
  186. But nothing else will get through the senate
  187. https://indivisible.org/resource/i-object-withholding-consent-and-filibustering
  188. Cullen Conway avatar
    Nothing has been getting through anyway
  189. Daniel Miller avatar
    But u consent can be overridden by a vote, no?
  190. Cullen Conway avatar
  191. Matt avatar
    This is why the democrats are a worthless political party
  192. Cullen Conway avatar
    My lawyers are telling me that Legislative actions are different than executive confirmations.
  193. And the unanimous consent might not work here
  194. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That sounds ignorant!!
  195. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, they should consult us
  196. Matt avatar
    What lawyers would those be?
  197. Doubling down on ignorance. Bold
  198. Daniel Miller avatar
    Also, Matt, can’t unanimous consent be overridden by a vote?
  199. Like it just takes something from an “all say aye”
  200. Matt avatar
    Dan the point is to do it every day over mundane things
  201. Daniel Miller avatar
    To a vote
  202. Matt avatar
    It’s not that simple
  203. Daniel Miller avatar
    Well whatever strategy they choose, I hope it works
  204. I’m sure they’ll nominate some 35 year old reactionary weirdo
  205. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Mr Q himself
  206. Cullen Conway avatar
    I hope it’s the Mr. Pillow guy
  207. Matt avatar
    The purpose of the unanimous consent tactic is to schedule unnecessarily hearings etc to keep pushing back the senate agenda
  208. At this point they should be fighting everything in the senate
  209. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/ce_saire/status/1307167285019316224?s=10
  210. Matt, this you?
  211. Burner account?
  212. Matt avatar
    Nah Harry Potter is lib shit
  213. Evan Bbbender avatar
    There are only 5 books available in ASOIAF
  214. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah they better was that like 13 book series
  215. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So unless this man knows something that I don’t
  216. Matt avatar
    Realistically is the only thing they can do to stop it
  217. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wheel of time
  218. Matt avatar
    Hand wringing in the media won’t
  219. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Yeah that’s pretty clear
  220. Cullen Conway avatar
    Look guys
  221. I’m too horny to argue
  222. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It sounds like if the senate and whitehouse are both turned blue then they may end up adding more justices to the Supreme Court
  223. Matt avatar
    That’s what they should do
  224. They should add so many that the court is pointless
  225. Cullen Conway avatar
    That’s what we discussed last night, Kyle
  226. Matt avatar
    But they will add just enough for it to be “balanced”
  227. Daniel Miller avatar
    I’ve always been a big fan of the additional seats plan. Germany has like 15. No reason we couldn’t add more.
  228. Would lower the stakes on each nomination
  229. Matt avatar
    Most countries don’t have lifetime appointments to their high court either
  230. Daniel Miller avatar
    Yeah, lifetime is tooo long
  231. It should be ten years like the fed
  232. Matt avatar
    Kyle Derrick
  233. Cullen Conway avatar
    Grappa time?
    That bucket is maybe like 1/10th of the grapes up here
  234. Matt avatar
    Get stompin
  235. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/anthonytilghman/status/1307360544559706113?s=10
  236. These people seem nice
  237. Kyle Derrick avatar
    What are they protesting? Early voting?
  238. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yeah
  239. Blocking libs
  240. Excuse me
  241. Soibois
  242. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Seems undemocratic
  243. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s unamerican to be a soyboy
  244. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1307402758799134720?s=10
  245. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The answer is clearly gloryholes
  246. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/senatorcollins/status/1307412600397987842?s=10
  247. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Only three more to go
  248. Daniel Miller avatar
    Lol, she isn’t saying she’d vote no
  249. Cullen Conway avatar
    No she’s not
  250. Daniel Miller avatar
    I think she copied and pasted that statement from the kavanagh one
  251. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She’s saying hey we shouldn’t be doing this now
  252. But if it comes to it she can have no culpability when she inevitably does vote for it
  253. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ya
  254. Like if the justice aligns with her ideology, she won’t vote against them on the basis of democratic norms
  255. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It is equivocal but sounds like leaning non
  256. Evan Bbbender avatar
    She’s basically saying that she doesn’t think the d should be there
  257. But if it is, she’s gonna slam it
  258. 🥵
  259. Cullen Conway avatar
    😯
  260. Susan...
  261. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Reviewing the credentials is not the same as voting yes
  262. But yeah I can’t play optimist
  263. Cullen Conway avatar
    Is it the same as slammin’ that D when it happens to be there?
  264. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s almost a certainty that whoever is nominated gets confirmed
  265. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We should blumpkin patch soon
  266. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s September
    Cullen Conway
  267. Daniel Miller avatar
    Never too soon
  268. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’d say September is definitely too soon
  269. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah this weather is making me want to go eat a dawg at sauvies
  270. Kyle Derrick avatar
    This weather is making me gassy
  271. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Is it possible that you recently ingested a bean?
    Cullen Conway
  272. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You know, I may have
  273. Cullen Conway avatar
    Holy shit
  274. Big if true ☝️
  275. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys it’s really nice out
  276. Does anyone want to get covid?
  277. Kyle Derrick avatar
    It’s not particularly nice out
  278. But I may go to culmination later
    Evan Bbbender
  279. Daniel Miller avatar
    ???
  280. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Guys come on I’m tired of isolating
  281. Cullen Conway avatar
    Don’t listen to him y’all
  282. Stop your ears with wax
  283. Daniel Miller avatar
    Dude, you should go and actually expose yourself and then isolate
  284. Cullen Conway avatar
    It’s the covid soeakibg
  285. It is looking for a new host
  286. Daniel Miller avatar
    Then you can go through life with immunity
  287. Having as much gay sex as you’d ever want
  288. Evan Bbbender avatar
    🤤
  289. If ONLY!
  290. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Okay it is p nice out now.
  291. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s awesome out
  292. There’s a nice breeze
  293. Just think if it was any other year we’d be out drinking all day and doing cocaine at conquistador
    Cullen Conway
  294. Kyle Derrick avatar
    When things finally get back to normal I am going to go on a tear
  295. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Me2 brah
  296. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Sadly that’s probably like a year away
  297. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Sad!
  298. I heard they there was a phenomenal, strong vaccine that’s basically ready now
  299. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Your source?
  300. Cullen Conway avatar
    Donald
  301. It’s the best vaccine
  302. Should be available first week in November
  303. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Unless he loses
  304. THEN NOBODY GETS IT!!!