Friday, September 18, 2020

And we have cracked 200

Air is officially just u healthy

HUZZAH!

You got a yhc!

Mike thinks your name should be: Oh Damn He Nicc! (Chubb)

Lolololol

That’s a Chubb dad

He’s short

I got a chubby

But they’ll just Chubb up again

He’ll get it on the next carry

Not if they go to OBJ for a triple yht

Please go hunt

He will get the carry

And he will YHT

A dyhc??

Stuffed

Better bring in hareem kunt

Bring in hunt!

Bring in hunt!

Wow

Sure would have loved that OBJ yht

Can we plz go hunt or obj

Or hooper

It’s a chubby

Dan, Chubb up my guy

I thought he was in

YES

HES SHOER BB

Yeah he’s down

Fuck Evan in the butt tho

I’m already well on my way

Chubb will YHT before the night is over

Shut it

Cincy just needs a nice 9 minute drive

I’m sick of your black magic

Saying what you don’t want to happen will definitely happen

I’m not being facetious

It’s your signature move

Then again

I have no Chubb stock so I don’t really care

I just want Dan’s throbbing Chubb to keep throbbing

I love the idea of “having shares of a player”

Whenever I hear that I’m like wtf you can have 1 share of a player

Though an equitable distribution of fantasy points would be nice

Oops

Oh no

The fates have decided

That Nick Chubb needs to have a night

A thick Chubb

Thicc**

He gets it

😔

I’m so fucked

I’m playing against Chubb

In another league

Damnit

It’s true you gotta just roll with the chubbies

I thought Evan was getting Chubbed down in the J-hole

Oh my no

But I’m like to get a right fuckin’ in that league too!!

There you go again

I’ve got TOUGH MATCHUPS CULLEN

Yes or no: joe buck is a human fuck machine?

GIO DUDE

Ooo

Come in mixon

Did they mark him on the 1?

Lol dang

That was awful

What happened

You’re ahead

Oh nice Mixon went back like 3 yards

Go’s they are inept at then goaline

Omg this is hilarious

Dan nice work:

That’s a big troll

What was it

Which losers?

You can’t make 2 bad players into one hood player

Can’t tell if browns are good

Or if it’s this game

Oh my my you offered him GTL??

8th round pick GTL?

You should explain just exactly what you’re offering him

Thank god they’re running hunt a little

Give Chubb a rest

Kareem Hunt looks better than Chubb sometimes

He’s getting like 7 yards a carry

Oops

https://gfycat.com/sophisticatedselfreliantbillygoat

Damn that’s a unit

https:

Detroit is basically leveled

They should have rented us a boat

I’ll admit, I had that thought when I was reading it

Fucking apocalyptic

Is this real?

wild

Impossible!!

Thunder and lightning was wild last night

Ya it woke me up

Yeah it work me up
And kept me up

Yeah kept me up too

The whole room was lighting up

It was illuminating my dinger

https://twitter.com/Browns_Iran/status/1306760719229050880

I only speak rudimentary Farsi but is this account claiming that OBJ will drink the blood of every farmer in Kentucky??!?

Damn it still smells extremely smoky out

I am opening my windows up regardless

The air in my home is so stale

I’m going on my first dog walk in days

If the air hood enough for an nfl game then it’s good enough for me to open the windows

I. Am see hints of blue outside

https://twitter.com/marcrebillet/status/1306958213007450114?s=10

This guy fucks

Yeah that’s p chill

Just learned the owner of the Hollywood beverage is a big Trump guy

Guess I will start buying my Hennessy elsewheee

SAD

Nextdoor

This just in: man who owns liquor store supports trump

That’s reason enough to take business elsewhere

That’ll be easy

Haslam is a bad person

He should probably be in jail

He would be a fullback

Yeah fuck all those guys

Edelman in there for some reason

Yeah I don’t think fantasy team members have much impact

However boycotting the NFL may be a good idea

Think about the players though Kyle

They need your viewership!

It would be an odd time boycott the NFL considering they have actually made shallow gestures towards social justice

Marketing campaign*

Since their new marketing campaign contains hollow social justice rhetoric**

Good old Lyle Dregs

He hasn’t been back to shoot up more

Hope he’s OK

Perhaps he shot up under the lightning last night

I’d ride

Weather not looking too hot

Ride or die bro

CJ Anderson retiring

I wish I could ride but I’m QUARANTINING

Oh matt doesn’t know this, so I’ll send y’all what I sent Dan:

Hey just FYI, Matt has been hanging out with kelsy who’s downstairs tenant (separate units) tested positive for covid. Matt and kelsy moth got tested and were negative, but I’m distancing myself from people for a few weeks just in cas

Matt’s test also came back negative

But he was in the phone last night with kelsy so idk he might have got it then

I know

Yes

Is there any particularly dank Thai in town?

I feel like most is around the same dankness

Yeah I agree to that statement

Do you want like regular generic Thai?

Like a pad Thai

Perhaps, or a drunken noodle

Thai farmhouse is pretty good

It’s permanently closed

Farmhouse kitchen Thai cuisine?

Dank curry

Anyone breathe the air outside yet?

Yeah I’ve taken Stewie on two walks

I saw a dude out for a run

No mask

Still smoky smelling but I walked with no mask

I think under 200 is probably fine for most people

I wouldn’t exercise outdoors though

It’s only unhealthy for soy boy sensies

That’s fucking right

I mean if the NFL can force its players to play in it then it’s probably okay for waking around in

The NFL also allows players to suffer traumatic head injury

Got my red for Sunday

Bro fuck yeah

It’s the spicy red

Guys, it’s only unhealthy for sensitive groups now

Outdoor exercise may resume

I have asthma asshole

Soiboi

Devastated

Heather has had an embargo on ranch recently and it’s pissing me off

Yeah alysa never wants ranch anymore either

RIP RBG this should be fun

Oh no...

Oh fuck

That just happened?

Yeah

They’re going to cram a new judge in there so fast

Moscow Mitch

Fucking asshole

Mitch’s corruption is as American as apple pie

Omg no

Fuuuuuuck

They already said they would do it too, huh?

Have they?

Like despite saying let the voters decide back when Obama was president

Back then, McConnell's justi

It’s just a simple majority for confirmation?

Man...honestly if they force someone through right now I could see this country exploding

It’s definitely reaching powder keg status

It would be ultimate hypocrisy

With the election less than 50 days away

Also, dan

My current waiver adds = 4

Yours = 3

You’re churnin’ em out too buddy

Oh they don’t care

It’s shameless

They’re gonna cram that guy through there like an unwanted hysterectomy

Does that surprise you?

Not at all

Do you think Trump did a happy dance when he heard?

Ez dems just make DC + Puerto Rico a state and then use the 4 extra senate seats to load up the Supreme Court and make it as worthless an institution as it deserves to b

But they have no balls

Soibois

What’s required for statehood?

congress

To make it so

https://twitter.com/aprildryan/status/1307105553437593606?s=10

Maybe Mitch will hear this

lol

https://mobile.twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1307103384479109126

https://twitter.com/lruskin/status/1307102957947715584?s=10

She said that before RBG died as a hypothetical 😂

Watch her roll back