Sunday, September 13, 2020

Holy shit

It’s amazing

Whoa

Oh

I got that from Sas and had to share

Pervmom dot com

Tiiiight

That mom is clearly a Pervmom

My body is ready

Care to explain this Elon?

Ah so good of colonel mustard to come out today

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1305184974362931202

I’m on a private discord but they’re running into problems getting the links up this morning I think

PACKERS TO RECEIVE THE BALL

Here they come what game you want

Sea chickens?

Aaron Jones 1 yard

seahawks:

https://neuclnlds67dal.akamaized.net/nlds/nfl/falcons/as/live/falcons_hd_4500_pc.m3u8?hdntl=exp=1600102282~acl=/*~data=hdntl~hmac=45f858fffb5aa4e89fc172eacff4784791e4abbbe56539975d9cd0cf606e110

You need HLS player extension in your browser

🤨

browns:

https://neuclnlds34dal.akamaized.net/nlds/nfl/ravens/as/live/ravens_hd_4500_pc.m3u8?hdntl=exp=1600102678~acl=/*~data=hdntl~hmac=ba770acd27b0d6aea53d51e6e11dba19d526d992ac2ed2f89d7ab9dc267e616

Browns ravens...?

So fucking needy

eagles: https://neuclnlds80dal.akamaized.net/nlds/nfl/football/team/as/live/football team_hd_4500_pc.m3u8?hdntl=exp=1600102282~acl=/~data=hdntl~hmac=45f858fffb5aa4e89fc172eacff4784791e4abbbe56539975d9cd0cf606e110

Oh they pasted the eagles link bad there are some spaces in there

Bro just go to Sportsurge

Many links

I think you just need “/“ where the spaces are

redzone:

https://neuclnlds222.akamaized.net/nlds/nfl/nflxrz/as/live/nflxrz_hd_4500.m3u8?hdntl=exp=1600102282~acl=/*~data=hdntl~hmac=45f858fffb5aa4e89fc172eacff4784791e4abbbe56539975d9cd0cf606e110

N Hines with a 90 yard TD

Whoops

Roddy B with the extra point!!

I want a red beer

Have one bro

Don’t have any red

Do you have any tapatio?

Squirtz!

Did he squiiiirt?

Ty for the link matt

How’s Todd gurley doing?

Do his legs work?

Carson baby

Mr unlimited tho?

Yes

Josh baby

Cool

Dan I’m sporting a 67% win chance in our yahoo league

CRson has 2 yht

Zang

I have him in a league so that’s fun

Can we talk more about Young Ho?

Safety in your game? Jesus

Nice

Glad you got to use that twice Kyle

Yeah Kyle wtf you doing man

I couldn’t find one of a Green Bay player

Hey I didn’t get to appreciate it the first time

Sacking the Minnesota qb (what’s his name)

Packers about to make this game 8-7

Josh Allen is a qb touchdown hero

Damn man he’s torching the undefeated jets

Goedert got a td lol

Our division is so bad this year we might win a lot of games

It rules

Why is that an Lol?

Because I hate him

He’s supposed to have a big year

As a former Zach Ertz owner I hate him

I like guys that work hard

Like JJ Arcega-Whiteside

(Pronounces ar-thega)

Oooo za’darius

Well Kyle your fantasy teams are doing very well

Oh LOL dobbins got a yht

Oh no!

AJ Dillon is a MAN

My weather app says my air quality is 6 aka good

Go for a run

It’s the two minute warning in MN and the Vikings have attempted two passes

But they have the games only touchdown

Davante yht

Ooo maybe not

It is

Confirmed

Zangggg

I just noticed Atlanta is not playing in their dome

I imagine that’s covid

Four pass attempts

I have double double dipped in Beaverton league

One pick

🤯

How many completions?

Does it matter Kyle

He was 2/2

He just overthrew thielen

I’ll tell you that

...he just threw a pick

Bro I said that like two minutes ago

Oh wow I’m very behind

Young Ho is having a great day

Oh I’m getting a Trump ad

DK had a bad drop

Damn it

...he fucking missed

What?!?

He misses in the red zone

😔

Devante Parker is hurt

Cullen

I double dipped

DK yht

Tiiiight

Mr Unlimited —> DK

I’m 2 for 2 on dippers so far

Cool bro!

Thanks

Let’s go liams team!!

I think Liams team is also the Minnesota Vikings

Idk what that means in this context

The thing about Liam

I mean it is week 1

I will never win fantasy

Let’s go Washington football team tho

Yeah I wanted an Antonio Gibson yht but that wasn’t in the cards

Carson!

Don’t use philly RBs

Or New England

Unless his name is cam newton

Mark Andrews is a fucking animal

The jets are having a really Jets-like outing

The bills are just that dominant

Their defense is filthy

Lamar is amazing

Kyle, want to tell us more about Josh Jacobs?

Wilson has gone unlimited

Cullen, why did you bring up Josh Jacobs?

Because he’s getting TDs

But he isn’t on your team

He isn’t in my team

He isn’t on either team playing against either of us

You were repping him earlier

No

That was josh Allen

K whatever

Jordan Howard yht

But I k ow understand

I thought you were trying to talk smack

Tajae got a deep target

An absolute disaster of a play call

Terrible

Yeah that’s a very strange call on 4th and short

Oh MVS...

Bro...

Did he fucking drop again? You’re ahead of me

Did he ever

God DAMNIT

what a fucking asshole

Rodgers looks furious

Doesn’t matter

This game is in your hands anyway

Play lock doesn’t matter for Rogers

It’s a two score game

https://twitter.com/matthewberrytmr/status/1305224372907581440?s=10

MVS didn’t drop that one

😬

Did he yht?

Oh nice!

Le’veon is already injured

Come on ravens I want a triple double

What does that mean?

It means Jimmy Graham YHT

A triple double dip

Also Thielen YHT

THIELEN YHT’d

Dan has him in the yahoo league

Good ball

Wait

#secretyahooleague???!

Yeah I’ve only got a 67% chance to beat you now

I invited YOU AND KYLE

Evan claims he doesn’t give a shit about projections

But quotes them religiously

He’s not wrong!!

Dobbins has 2 yht

Calviiiion!

Calvion

Ooo

How about Minshew tho

Seattle may have to unleash mr unlimited one more time

Well billy turner just broke his neck

Narrator voice: Billy Turner was inactive this game

Wow I really picked a dud in Devin Singletary

Allen our #1 back

But he does it well

You get a touchdown!

You get a touchdown!

You get a touchdown!

Bro

Sorry

Rodgers is just giving them away

Yeah man

Class

CH on the board

Son of a bitch

I wanted one more unlimited

Maybe Hayden hurst will get a garbage time yht

Cullen it’s a 10 point game

Josh Allen’s first 300 yd passing game

Thanks Evan

Don’t look now but jimmy graham has 2 yht

ITS EXCITING BRAH

That’s disgusting

Oh wow josh jacobs

Allen’s moustache got thicker throughout this game it’s a real caterpillar now

Cam newton is 5th in rushing this week

What

Why

Oh I see

ITS TIME FOR AMERICAS GAME OF THE WEEK

How did Adams get 17 targets

That’s insane

He’s fucking dank

This is very strange to see gronk and Brady on the fux

Does the fox sports app suck for anyone else?

It doesn’t have the saints bucs game

Which pisses me off

Me too

Lose for Joe!!!!

Elite already

https://twitter.com/haley_darling/status/1305205518294806530?s=10

Kirk is braver than any cop

Kyle, D&S update

Neither

Currently jogging

Jogging?

Yeah

How?

Aqi is under 500 so it’s okay

Nice

Good luck

Taysom

That’s a boom

💥

Oh shit!
Brady is declining rapidly
He’s done

Why doesn’t Chris godwin have 6 yht?

Brady is getting lit up

It’s pretty awesome

Mmm Brady

How did Diggsy look today?

Looked good and gets the other guys open

Hope we don’t get him killed

Hmm Chris godwin May have been a mistake

Wrong TE

Damnit

I know right

Shoulda drafted quintez Cephus

https://twitter.com/courtneyrcronin/status/1305261742818164736?s=10

And yet they scored like 36 points

That’s some chip kelly shit

You guys watching the masked singer later?

https://twitter.com/super70ssports/status/1305255751821266957?s=10

Kyle

Joe Mixon