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Saturday, September 12, 2020

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I asked heather if we could have a sexy party right now and she said yes
  2. So guys come over
  3. We’re having a sexy party
  4. Daniel Miller avatar
    Big, if true
  5. Cullen Conway avatar
    Whoa
  6. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is it Russian fishbowl style or just kind of a free for all
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Free for all guys
  8. Come on down it’s a sexy party
  9. Bring your masks!!
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Is cullen going to wear his jock strap
    Cullen Conway
  11. Matt avatar
    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/g5pe59/a-key-eyewitness-in-the-portland-shooters-killing-says-his-account-was-misconstrued-reinoehl-assault-rifl
    Daniel Miller
  12. Weird, Dan
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
  14. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Dalvin got paid
  15. Cullen Conway avatar
    Dalvin got paid
  16. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Alvin too
  17. Cullen Conway avatar
    I was expecting a Dalvin message
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Kind of funny they are named Dalvin and Alvin
  19. Like what are the chances of that
  20. Like no one is named Alvin anymore. Dalvin is probably the first person named that in history
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It’s French
  22. For “of Alvin”
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
  24. Matt avatar
  25. I need to get my hands on a box somehow
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Would you settle for Oops All Adderall?
  27. Matt avatar
    Yes
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Then look no further fam
  29. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  30. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Does anyone know how big the covid particles breathed out are?
  31. Cullen Conway avatar
    Yes
  32. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I just saw something showing they are smaller than wildfire smoke particles?
  33. No question mark
  34. But it’s from an idiot
  35. Kyle Derrick avatar
    And after doing research it turns out that the idiot was indeed an idiot
  36. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Wildfire would just be like carbon monoxide
  37. It would be at an atomic level
  38. Well not carbon monoxide
  39. Kyle Derrick avatar
    The smoke particles are like .4-.7 microns
  40. Covid virus particles are smaller than that
  41. But the covid particles are attached to particles larger than the smoke particles
  42. Which is why cloth masks work for covid and not smoke
  43. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I thought it would be the byproduct of the fire that is hazardous
  44. Not actual little dust or smoke particles
  45. Kyle Derrick avatar
    You don’t think smoke is hazardous?
  46. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But the chemicals that are contained there in
  47. Well it’s poison, it has low oxygen content
  48. And depending on the fuel, many more dangerous chemical compounds
  49. But it’s at an atomic scale
  50. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I mean, even plain old wood smoke is hazardous and to breathe
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah because it’s carbon monoxide
  52. Cullen Conway avatar
    Bro
  53. It’s both gases and fine particles that penetrate into your lungs
  54. The fine particles can fuck your shit up too
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Well alright
  56. Daniel Miller avatar
    Bro. Just read lung.org
  57. https://www.lung.org/clean-air/outdoors/what-makes-air-unhealthy/particle-pollution
  58. Cullen Conway avatar
    Why haven’t you told us how many microns your dick is
  59. Evan Bbbender avatar
    It would be a lot
  60. Well that site is not making me feel good about the air quality
  61. Cullen Conway avatar
  62. Matt avatar
    Yes it is literally hazardous to be outside without a proper mask
  63. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Baker continuing to show his leadership
  64. Well thank god for that N95
  65. Cullen Conway avatar
    https://twitter.com/dburbach/status/1304541520712937472?s=10
  66. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Lol
  67. Sounds about right
  68. Also love that BLM=antifa
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah of course they make that immediate association
  70. Daniel Miller avatar
    Despite the whole west coast being covered in smoke. I still really want mezcal
    Evan Bbbender