Monday, September 14, 2020
I’m a Bills fan this yearEvan Bbbender- Let’s fucking go
- https://twitter.com/jessespector/status/1305228937702838276?s=10
- Are there any good burgers that are delivered?
- I want a burger
Ok listen to me- It’s not delivery
- It’s not digiorno
- But the 6 pack of hamburders from canard
- It’s worth driving for
Let’s see em- 6 of those fellas
- I fucking love those
- God damn
- They are so dank
- So bangin
- And the 6 pack is a thing they sell
- I want one
- Like somehow eating 3 or eating all 6 feels like the right amount of food, so you can split it with somebody
- (A 6 pack)
- CeeDee
- It’s my new favorite Portland burger
- New??
- It’s been a banger for a while bro
- To be fair, my last fave Portland burger was also a le pigeon creation
- The double breee
- I’m bored so I’m gonna get stoned
- tiiiiight
- You should slam puss
- Would if I could
- Zeke yht
- A 20 yarder at that
- Fuck
- There’s the dagger
- I’m done
- You are still up 10
- Evan
- You have Zeke for the rest of this game and Melvin Gordon
- You’re good for -0
- 10
- But it also shifts the scales for dan in our secret yahoo league
- I don’t know if there is a worse way to start this season than to lose to Evan in fantasy, as well as the Pack
- What a miserable day
- Evan, that’s a close one
- I’ve the freak though
- And The Leg
- Also, dobbins on my bench
- So that’s cool
- Oh I can relate to that one
- Malcolm Brown chilling on a cool 11 points lol
- Tyler Higbee is definitely packing
- People who drafted cam Akers
- How’s that going?
- He has time to get going
- No the nfl season ends after week 1Daniel Miller
- Is my understanding
- Are y’all aware that we’re living in the CUM zone?2
- Those edibles kick in yet cullen?
- I think so...
- Is it cloudy out or is just the smoke?
- Smoke
- Maybe there’s no way to know?
- When is this shit supposed to break?
- Rain comes this week, that should help
- I want to leave my house
- A fitting end to a disappointing summer
- GTL
- Noooo
- Did he miss,
- Miss?
- Oh my yes
- A costly misleg for you dan!!!
- God damnt
- I can’t lose in 2 leagues today
- That won’t do
- Yes you canEvan Bbbender
- I’m doing it as well
- I’m a huge loser today
- 😨
- At least you didn’t fucking puke all over the terlet at 1 am last night
- Yeah that’s true
- Who did that and why?
- Me
- I drank way too much
- He drank mezcal and Jager
- A horrendous combo
- It was disgusting
- Honestly, I feel like I missed out
- It sounds fun
Always got that George’s 🧠 here- Ah dan now you’re in trouble
- I may have to name my son George Gucci
- Fuck, you dakked me
- No it’s short
- It will get called back
- Evan is probably wrong
- And you got Dakked
- Correct I have been dakked down
- No he didn’t get in
- Zeke did though
- So more points for dan
- Evan
- You still think I have a chance
- ?
- Yeah I mean not a good one
- But you have more points still
My neighbor is outside having a smoke- It looks like he’ll
- That’s right
- Kyle I’m coming for you
- But probably not
- Matt’s autodraft team about to lock in the w
- Guys, I’m beginning to feel like butter scraped over too much bread
- Go on
- U wot
- I’m beginning to feel like butter scraped over too much bread
- What other foods do you feel like cullen?
- I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread
- I think Evan’s crushing defeat has finally broken cullen
- Were gonna have to get a new one
- It’s a Bilbo Baggins quote as the ring has worn on him2
- https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1304536685565411339?s=10
- lol, I had a similar experience
- I was wondering if that would resonate
- Yeah, the tech just pointed to the screen and said, there’s the gall bladder
- There’s the sex
- As if we had equal interest in the two and that I knew what a gall bladder wasCullen Conway
- *wakes up*
- *checks air quality*
- Yup, still poison
- Same bro
- At least we did have our jokes burnt to the ground and/or have to evacuate.
- Didn’t
- That’s true
- But I’m tired of poison air
- Also tired of poison air
- Kind of wish I had a sensor to measure inside my house too
- Yeah. Then you’d be like oh damn
- Yeah I’m curious what indoor quality is like
- I mean, all the indoor air has to come from outside
- Hopefully a lot of the dangerous particulate gets filtered out :/
- But probably not
- Ya I’m feeling like shit today I think it’s the days of poison air on end
- Yeah I’m so fucking over this
- Idk if I can do another week
- Where can we bounce to? Who got that good air?
- Montana if this sticks around
- No end in sight
- I thought it was supposed to get better?
- Potential rain tomorrow or so
- God please
- Rain and wind
- Rain is off the forecast for tomorrow
- Until Thursday now
- Fucking great
- This was pretty pessimistic
- https://cliffmass.blogspot.com/2020/09/much-more-pessimistic-air-quality.html
- Though some other models predicted things could clear up a bit this afternoon
- I’m feeling pessimistic
- Pessimistic is a safe bet
- Omg, that blog post
- Cliff goes deep
- AQI actually good in seaside and some other places on the coast maybe that’s the place to go
- Yeah, they are supposed to get some rain soon too
- Anyone else want to work from the coast this week?
- It’s raining and AQI is 174 in seaside
- lol
- That’s still so shitty compared to “normal” life
- I saw something about the winds shifting the smoke hanging over the Pacific Ocean being blown back inland
- That was in Matt’s blog post
- Ah
- Oh the AQI site I was looking at was not good for seaside
- It’s still half what it is in town out there
- Were having a bunch air purifiers shipped today. I don’t know how well they work though.
- I have a couple HEPA filters they’re better than nothing I guess
- Wish I had a particulate sensor to measure the air quality in my house. Adafruit is sold out
- Lol, this almost makes up for 6 consecutive years of fantasy losses
- https://www.google.com/search?q=google+finance+dkng&oq=google+finance+dkng&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i64.3824j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-
- Draft kings is booming people
- Does anyone know anyone who actually uses it
- People need gambling in a pandemic
- I haven’t met anyone who will admit to it
- Kyle uses it
- O nice
- I mostly just play the free games
- He does the low stakes low rewards
- *mostly* there is no shame for gambling here Kyle
- I’m definitely in the black when it comes to fantasy gambling
- It’s easy to do when you play free games
- They really have a geat model
- Provide the platform for people to gamble and then take a little off the top
- Yea, basically like poker in a casino
- You don’t play the house but they get more money the more you play
- Yeah
- And business is booming
- Like you see more people in the app everyday?
- Nah I meant beacaue nfl season started
- ya
- Like all sports are going at once right now
- Not sure that has ever happened before
- It hasn’t
- Nevada is the closest breath of fresh air
- Might not even be fresh anymore after Trump
- You think he’s gonna lay a stinker
- Anyone got any good air?
- We have huge heap filters going
- They seem to help
- I KNOW ONE OF YOU IS HOLDING OUT
- How are the filters going?
- Like purifiers?
- ya
- Covid/wildfire Vegas trip
- Put your mask up and let your hair down
- https://twitter.com/jared_carrabis/status/1305521504365535232?s=10
- Some really great quotes in here
- ILL TELL YA ANOTHER REASON I HATE MASKS
- MOST CHILD MOLESTERS LOVE EM
- That’s the best one
- Kyle, you think that Saquon and Noah Fant are good for 70+ points tonight?
- A lock
- Ok team, here’s a real world situation
- I can see people smoking heroin in front of my house
- How do you know it’s heron?
- How do you know it’s not crack
- I mean they are chasing the dragon
- Lighting tinfoil from behind and sucking the smoke through a pen tube
- Couldn’t that be meth?
- Yeah that’s some freebasing
- I’ve smoked dmt that way too
- Adderal too!!!!
- No way.
- You should go out and confirm w/them the drug then come back to us for adviceKyle Derrick
- Ok ok
- I’m gonna send in my drone
- Man the apocalypse sure takes its turns
- Bro take your drone and see if you can go above the smoke
- I tried, the smoke goes all the way up :0(
- Zang
- O man, they are packing up a bunch of ballons
- Maybe its someone’s birthday party
- I hope they like dope.
- I know I sure do
- O wait, I think one of them is a nurse or doctor
- Looks like bad air through at least Thursday
- Said it could start improving Friday, “but gradually”
- I saw something saying gradual improvement starting Tuesday night
- But very gradual
- https://twitter.com/nwsportland/status/1305629633065279489?s=10
- This is my source
- This is my sourceDaniel Miller
- Cornhub.com
- You can buy that domain for $485k
- Dang
- I just spent 500k buying scornhub.com
- Can we get some Danny Dimes bets going?
- Over/Under 3.5 YHTs tonight?
- Under
- https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/14/us/oregon-armed-checkpoints-wildfires-looting-trnd/index.html
- Armed checkpoints by rural residents on cars they don’t recognize
- "The first thing I'd ask them to do is please stop that," Roberts said
- I mean I am getting quite tired of all the theft that occurs here
- People stealing catalytic converters from cars like every night
- Using FOB spoofers so they can unlock your car a go through your shit
- Trump wants to have presidential debates on the Joe Rogan show
- Isn’t that something?
- HES UNBIASED!
- Steelers look pretty good
- Joe Rogan good?