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The Kirk Method

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The Kirk Method is the chat's name for the practice — first articulated on January 29, 2026 — of leaving an unflushed restroom souvenir before exiting a charged social situation.

The Kirk Method

The Kirk Method is a piece of Newfound Glory Hole lore, coined in a two-message exchange on January 29, 2026 between Kyle Derrick and Matt. It is the chat's name for the practice of leaving an unflushed restroom souvenir before exiting a socially charged situation.

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Daniel Miller, 2025-10-15 — Reacted with a sticker to “You’re included in the boys! ”
Daniel Miller, 2025-10-15 — Reacted with a sticker to “You’re included in the boys! ”

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Founding text

"I do like the thought of Kirk having left shid in the toilet before getting Merced." — Kyle Derrick, 17:58 UTC
"The Kirk method apparently." — Matt, 18:05 UTC

This is the chat's first attestation of shid as a noun and the only known case of a chat doctrine being named in the same minute it was articulated.

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