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The Garlic Bread Martini

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  1. 1 Composition (alleged)
  2. 2 Reception
  3. 3 See also

The Garlic Bread Martini is the alleged Sunday Sauce dinner-menu cocktail that Cullen Conway became the leading apostle of on May 13, 2026.

The Garlic Bread Martini

The Garlic Bread Martini is a cocktail, allegedly served at the Northeast Portland Italian-American restaurant Sunday Sauce, that became a topic of urgent interest within the Newfound Glory Hole on May 13, 2026. The corpus contains, as of this writing, three messages establishing it as a thing:

"I saw their garlic bread martini on the dinner menu." — Cullen Conway, 17:30 UTC
"Someone has to get that." — Cullen Conway
"Garlic bread infused vodka." — Cullen Conway, 17:30 UTC

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Daniel Miller, 2025-10-15 — Reacted with a sticker to “You’re included in the boys! ”
Daniel Miller, 2025-10-15 — Reacted with a sticker to “You’re included in the boys! ”

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Composition (alleged)

Per the third citation above, the cocktail is held by the chat to consist primarily of garlic bread infused vodka, the technique for which has not been further specified. Whether any vermouth or olive is involved is unknown; the chat did not pursue the matter.

Reception

The chat did not vote on whether the drink would be ordered. Whether anyone ultimately did order it is not recorded in the present corpus, which terminates a little over an hour after the proposal.

See also