Wednesday, May 13, 2026
59 messages from 6 senders:Daniel Miller 17Evan Bbbender 15Cullen Conway 12Brian Ambuel 6Kyle Derrick 5Matt 4
https://x.com/damintoell/status/2054007133469818980
Latin “say less”Evan Bbbender
Quite a statistic by the NYT this morning- [Kyle immediately starts crushing dog testicles]
- Confused what urine jet length has to do with testCullen Conway
- The rest of it is pretty clear and straightforward to youBrian Ambuel
Bold of him to go with injectionCullen Conway- I’m gonna main line this and then see how hard I can piss
- You’d rather eat dog testicles?
- Gotta get it in somehow
No way he was focused on increasing the length of his urine jet- That guy was trying to shoot ropesBrian Ambuel
- 100%
- Reacted 😂 to “That guy was trying to shoot ropes”
- I want to increase my rope girth
- Diameter?
- I want fatter ropes
Evan Bbbender- Yeah certainly. Dried and powdered on a nice salad. Delicious
- Leave me alone about my dotsDaniel Miller
- I shouldn’t have to justify trying to converse with the boysCullen Conway
- I just wanted you to get to see them too
It’s always a mystery- Will he respond? Is it an accident?
- Any hoens this week?
- Weather is underwhelming
- I’d like to hoen
- I’ll Hoen
- That’s 2 hoen right there
- I’m likely hoenDaniel Miller
- Something casual, a laurelhurst?
- Would Sunday Sauce be fun? Has a meatball sub…Brian Ambuel
- I’d rather sunday sauce
- Though, this does look like a lower-rent dimos
- I guess we can’t eat dimos every week
- Or could we…
- I had the same thought haha
- It’s worth trying I reckon
- Let’s sauce
- Yeah, lets see what she can do
- Espresso martini and a chicken parm please
- If anything, maybe I won’t hate myself if I eat the whole thing
- I saw their garlic bread martini on the dinner menu
- Someone has to get that
- Garlic bread infused vodka
- Sounds disgusting, I’ll have two2
- Three martini lunch is back for the summer
- https://x.com/deitaone/status/2054606394586804323?s=46
- This is so fucking funny
- Christ.
- We should do some crime
- I had the same thought.
- I don’t know if this admin would prioritize pardoning us
- I have a bunch of crypto scams ready to goMatt
- Our bribes would not be large enough
- Crypto scams are auto pardon I think
- Definitely, also I’m going to send you a link, just click ok and install it
- https://x.com/heynavtoor/status/2054208239282356304?s=46
- https://halupedia.com/charlie-kirk