Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Grapefruits? Yeah, bad

Good thing mine are cantaloupe sized

Oh nice you’re good

Then bad again once you get to watermelon

Was running errands around town but just ended up in front of Kyle’s again

(From the gravitational pull of his trouser knockers)

https://x.com/magneticnorse/status/2054063379887603841?s=46

Is it weekend yet?

Also someone covered one of the star theater bathrooms in these cheese stickers

Classic Cheesemonger vandalism

The Cheesemonger Vandal

https://x.com/whitehouse/status/2054187989887037809?s=46

🤦‍♂️

https://x.com/gurgavin/status/2054230889123496232?s=46

Stupidest timeline getting stupider

https://x.com/quinnypig/status/2054213047577927945?s=46

Any of you guys want to dry either hokum or obsession this weekend?

I’d maybe be down for hokum Saturday if the weather is too bad for a softball thing I have planned

Saturday was the day I had in mind

We used to be a proper country