Thursday, May 7, 2026

https://x.com/prem_thakker/status/2052106944702222829

That might explain all the recent bruising on his person

Someone in a meeting I was just in referred to as document as the “one source of truth” and I couldn’t help myself and added “you know what my one source of truth is? The man above.” And I think I may have really overstepped mysel

This is what they keep you around for

You might get a complaint on that one

Christian persecution!

Yeah I was a little worried about that one, it’s a group of people I’m pretty cool with but that’s generally not a good thing to say in the work plac

https://x.com/insiderwn/status/2052412008197169618?s=46

Presented without comment

Do you think we’d leave it up to the states to decide this time?

We’re #1

But like wouldn’t it be funny if you know, Florida decided not to shut down

You could single-handedly destroy entire voting blocs

I’m going to Madagascar

Famously hard to infect

I do think it’s funny that every Trump administration comes with a free pandemic

https://x.com/justalexoki/status/2052396790859595933

Quick poll:
Boy pussy or girl dick

Define girl dick

Extra large clit or transgender woman pre bottom surgery?

Or transgender man post bottom surgery?

Just by pure vibes

I’m very probable hoen

Probably like 12:30 at Killingsworth Hoen Yai

Vacation noise complaints:

Ladies - 1
Dudes - 0

Absolutely

We don’t sleep

We rest

We don’t rest

There has never been a boys trip where I arrive at the airport home and it isn’t one of the worst days of my life

I mean I close my eyes and writhe for a few hours and then say fuck it and crack a beer and a cog

A coast trip would be really nice

I can investigate this

To provide ample time, early September?

I was getting to that?

Yeah I figure that provides ample time

So please, if interested let me know when you could do a trip

Or just 9/11 beach house

If you’d like a 9/11 because house just respond with a plane and a boom emoji

We should also pick up the Japan ski trip if we want to get serious about that

Reacted with a sticker to “If you’d like a 9/11 because house just respond with a plane and a boom emoji”

Though that’s a much larger lift

I’d 9/11 house

Reacted with a sticker to “If you’d like a 9/11 because house just respond with a plane and a boom emoji”

I have no idea who that is

Lead singer of Pearl Jam

Ahhh ok

Yeah I mean I don’t listen to Pearl Jam but shame on me

I thought Eddie Vedder was

What the fuck is going on

O rage

Yeah I don’t listen to them either

I can’t tell if this is ignorance or humor

Lol

Im going to admit it’s ignorance I did the Amanda meme

But I just don’t like rage against the machine

I think their music is annoying

Yeah I know

Boo me if you must

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

😞

This is a bad look even for me I’m going to admit

Vapeagotchi

As if people needed more impetus to vape

Did that trigger you, Kyle?

I’m going to ask these students to rig this up on your bag of k

Why would it trigger me?

My bag of k is only for special occasions

(Now I’m triggered)