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  1. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/prem_thakker/status/2052106944702222829
  2. Evan Bbbender avatar
    That might explain all the recent bruising on his person
  3. Someone in a meeting I was just in referred to as document as the “one source of truth” and I couldn’t help myself and added “you know what my one source of truth is? The man above.” And I think I may have really overstepped mysel
  4. Matt avatar
    This is what they keep you around for
  5. You might get a complaint on that one
  6. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Christian persecution!
  7. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I was a little worried about that one, it’s a group of people I’m pretty cool with but that’s generally not a good thing to say in the work plac
  8. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/insiderwn/status/2052412008197169618?s=46
  9. Presented without comment
    Matt
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Can you imagine the mass psychosis we’d witness if we had lockdowns with everyone using AI all the time
  11. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Do you think we’d leave it up to the states to decide this time?
  12. Daniel Miller avatar
  13. We had a high death rate during covid compared to other countries and I’m sure we’d do it again during the next pandemic.
  14. Matt avatar
    We’re #1
  15. Evan Bbbender avatar
    But like wouldn’t it be funny if you know, Florida decided not to shut down
  16. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted 🥇 to “We’re #1 ”
  17. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You could single-handedly destroy entire voting blocs
  18. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Daniel Miller
  19. Daniel Miller avatar
    Great game
  20. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I’m going to Madagascar
  21. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Famously hard to infect
  22. I do think it’s funny that every Trump administration comes with a free pandemic
  23. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/justalexoki/status/2052396790859595933
    3
  24. Daniel Miller avatar
    Maybe they’ll put a temporary hanta virus clinic in the whole where the east wing used to be
  25. Welp, now I’m stuck a twitter hole.
  26. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Quick poll:
    Boy pussy or girl dick
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Define girl dick
  28. Extra large clit or transgender woman pre bottom surgery?
  29. Or transgender man post bottom surgery?
  30. Daniel Miller avatar
    Its the digit she drops in your butthole
    2
  31. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Just by pure vibes
  32. Daniel Miller avatar
    Hoen check ?
  33. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m very probable hoen
  34. Daniel Miller avatar
    When its best for you and your bussy ?
  35. Cullen Conway avatar
    Probably like 12:30 at Killingsworth Hoen Yai
  36. Daniel Miller avatar
    Ok, see you there
  37. Cullen Conway avatar
    Vacation noise complaints:

    Ladies - 1
    Dudes - 0
    2
  38. Daniel Miller avatar
    Honestly I bet they 10x our total hours slept
    Evan Bbbender
  39. Cullen Conway avatar
    Absolutely
  40. We don’t sleep
  41. We rest
  42. Evan Bbbender avatar
    We don’t rest
  43. There has never been a boys trip where I arrive at the airport home and it isn’t one of the worst days of my life
    2
  44. Cullen Conway avatar
    I mean I close my eyes and writhe for a few hours and then say fuck it and crack a beer and a cog
  45. Daniel Miller avatar
    Speaking of which, someone organize a summer boys trip please
  46. I want like a liberstock 2: Everdrink endgame vibe
  47. Evan Bbbender avatar
    A coast trip would be really nice
    4
  48. I can investigate this
    Daniel Miller
  49. Daniel Miller avatar
    Start with dates first, if you please
  50. Summer is a busy time
  51. Evan Bbbender avatar
    To provide ample time, early September?
  52. I was getting to that?
    Daniel Miller
  53. Daniel Miller avatar
    9/11 is the start of football season in the us, starts in australia on the 10th for some reason this year
  54. Err, thats out of order, but in any case, could be a good weekend
  55. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Yeah I figure that provides ample time
  56. So please, if interested let me know when you could do a trip
  57. Or just 9/11 beach house
  58. If you’d like a 9/11 because house just respond with a plane and a boom emoji
  59. Daniel Miller avatar
    Reacted with a sticker to “If you’d like a 9/11 because house just respond with a plane and a boom emoji”
  60. Kyle Derrick avatar
    We should also pick up the Japan ski trip if we want to get serious about that
  61. Matt avatar
    Reacted with a sticker to “If you’d like a 9/11 because house just respond with a plane and a boom emoji”
  62. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Though that’s a much larger lift
  63. Daniel Miller avatar
    This is going to be the best 9/11 ever!
  64. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’d 9/11 house
  65. Matt avatar
  66. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Reacted with a sticker to “If you’d like a 9/11 because house just respond with a plane and a boom emoji”
  67. Daniel Miller avatar
    “A second bag has been found”
    2
  68. Daniel Miller avatar
    Cullen, can we tell Amanda this is Zack de la Rocha
    3
  69. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I have no idea who that is
    Cullen Conway
  70. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Lead singer of Pearl Jam
    3
  71. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Ahhh ok
  72. Yeah I mean I don’t listen to Pearl Jam but shame on me
  73. Daniel Miller avatar
    💀
  74. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I thought Eddie Vedder was
  75. What the fuck is going on
  76. O rage
  77. Yeah I don’t listen to them either
  78. Kyle Derrick avatar
    I can’t tell if this is ignorance or humor
  79. Cullen Conway avatar
    Lol
  80. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Im going to admit it’s ignorance I did the Amanda meme
  81. But I just don’t like rage against the machine
    2
  82. I think their music is annoying
  83. Yeah I know
  84. Boo me if you must
  85. Brian Ambuel avatar
    Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me
    3
  86. Cullen Conway avatar
  87. Evan Bbbender avatar
    😞
  88. This is a bad look even for me I’m going to admit
    2
  89. Cullen Conway avatar
    Vapeagotchi
  90. Kyle Derrick avatar
    As if people needed more impetus to vape
  91. Cullen Conway avatar
    Did that trigger you, Kyle?
  92. I’m going to ask these students to rig this up on your bag of k
  93. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Why would it trigger me?
  94. My bag of k is only for special occasions
  95. (Now I’m triggered)