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Saturday, April 4, 2026

  1. Evan Bbbender avatar
    So nobody wanna get freaky on that movie tomorrow?
  2. Cullen Conway avatar
    I can’t, Amanda is surprising me with movie tickets on my birthday
  3. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Fuck your birthday
  4. https://x.com/ryansatin/status/2040132266631041465?s=46
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  5. Matt avatar
    2
  6. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Damn saw and almost sent
  7. Now Matt’s flush with likes
  8. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Cullen if he had to gamble in person
  9. Matt avatar
  10. Daniel Miller avatar
    Anyone else rippin Dimos farts
  11. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m ripping Blutos hummus fards
  12. Matt avatar
    I am so gassy
  13. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I just had Dimos pizza too
  14. I think I double deemed
  15. Matt avatar
    https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1937300887531364689
  16. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/whaleinsider/status/2040319225491755463?s=46
  17. That’s nice
  18. Matt avatar
    Been reading that for a few days waiting for it to be reported by somewhere real. If they are covering casualty numbers I bet that’s what finally gets him impeached
  19. I assume they got a bunch of spooks and contractors in that first big wave that took out all of our bases but those numbers are easier to hide than actual troop casualties where there are really strict rules around reporting
  20. Evan Bbbender avatar
    I mean it feels like they’re going to start losing containment of this, they fired so many generals yesterday clearly some shit is not sitting well with the bras
  21. Cullen Conway avatar
    I’m planning to bike around late afternoon and watch some basketball/drink patio beers if anyone wants to meet up to fux
  22. Evan Bbbender avatar
    You son of a bitch I just might be!
  23. Cullen Conway avatar
    Reacted 🤙 to “You son of a bitch I just might be!”
  24. Evan Bbbender avatar
    What time did you have in mind
  25. Evan Bbbender avatar
    https://x.com/edkrassen/status/2040479834715869287?s=46
  26. This guy is annoying as hell but man would it be funny if trump died on Easter
  27. Kyle Derrick avatar
    He died yesterday and will be resurrected tomorrow
  28. Evan Bbbender avatar
    He is rizzen
  29. Matt avatar
    I am jizzen
  30. Evan Bbbender avatar
    Cum Classic™️ or Cum Lite™️?
  31. Matt avatar
    Super sized
  32. Cullen Conway avatar
    Evan BbbenderWhat time did you have in mind
    Gonna swing by a buddy’s place around 5, then could be down to meet at like 7 or 7:30 or something
  33. Kyle Derrick avatar
    Homie at level is fully decked out in la rams shit
  34. Jersey, shorts and matching Nikes
  35. Evan Bbbender avatar
    The puka jersey my man is representing!
  36. Hes ready for rehab