Thursday, April 2, 2026

1

Governments change, the lies stay the same

Thanks Obama

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/2039498355689075010?s=46

Thanks Obama

https://x.com/petehegseth/status/2039520449483145622?s=46

2

I’m gonna have to ask for a double to hit the over

Failure

You bring great shame upon your family

I still believe (I need this)

It ain’t over!

Watching requiem for a dream to get me in the mood

Kyle going a2a on the airplane

I’m so gassy I don’t think that would work

Picturing you watching that scene on the airplane and just turning to the guy next to you and saying ASS TO ASS

Young buck next to me wants to hit the over too

May even be into A2A

The real 2A

“Due to low snow pack, our last day of operations has moved to April 12 and this event is now canceled.”

That’s awesome phrasing

We moved it and also cancelled it

That bad eh?

Guess that’s not surprising

Shoulda just moved the pond skim up

Double achieved

Over hit!

For Cullen

Bag?

Man that movie is dark

Perhaps the darkest

They should have stuck to ketamine

Can’t get addicted to that!

Not with that attitude

You couldn’t do A2A on k

Two would become one

What would be the charge if I lit up a cog after exiting the plane?

https://x.com/_billyreid/status/2039628717454971052?s=46

https://x.com/Tanya_Sabrinaaa/status/2039596737149689917

Matt, congrats on Josh Allen being a dad

Also

Any hoens?

1 hoen

Hoen

2 hoens

Is this Dimos hoen?

It’s blutos dude it’s always blutos

I thought you wanted that French dip

If Cullen is joining its Blutos otherwise it’s Dimos

Cool

Hoen hoen hoen

Dimos123! Is my password

Not the one you told me to use!

https://x.com/newswire_us/status/2039746281669546276?s=46

DOW > 50k inbound

https://x.com/sopranosworld/status/2039760164702519320?s=46

She any good?

https://x.com/dannywgoodwin/status/2039719981747687646?s=46

https://x.com/TMZ/status/2039815199985721728