Wednesday, February 25, 2026

https://x.com/themattfriend/status/2026425531625832479?s=46

Apparently that guy also had racial outbursts beyond the one with Michael Jordon on stage

Could swear this whole episode was a nick Mullen bit on cumtown a decade ago

Do you want to be the state of the union? Kids can call you “SOJU”

(deep simpsons reference)

The hint is in the incorrect acronym

Anyone betting on how many times Biden is mentioned tonight?

RIP Bill Paxton

May you be slain by terminators, predators and xenomorphs in Valhalla

Didn’t he die several years ago…?

Like 9 years ago lol

Yeah on 2/25

(Today)

Yar Yar

Bill Paxton observance day

Fight an alien

Or robot

Or tug your dinger

Check!

Actually he was celibate and known semen retainer

https://x.com/aoc/status/2026696988272546182?s=46

Banger alert

Friday looks ripe for a hoen

https://x.com/adamferrellnfl/status/2026700863637745759?s=46

200IQ move

Jets showing him a map of Rutherford, NJ before calling his number at the draft *checkmate*

I would not blame the Jets for passing up on me either

I am approaching 42 and may be considered ‘injury prone’ but they can roll the dice

But you’ve got something most players do not

✴️

Tru

Is it still ham pink?

Need to bust out the mirror and confirm, it’s been a while

You don’t get weekly hue checks from Jen?

Alysa checks mine daily

I get smell and sound checks

We know