Thursday, January 22, 2026
105 messages from 6 senders:Evan Bbbender 49Kyle Derrick 26Daniel Miller 14Cullen Conway 7Matt 5Brian Ambuel 4
Department of Hoenland Security- Alright I’m going in to buy tickets I really need a final headcount now for Friday at 4
- So far I have Matt and Kyle I think
- Yall have 45 minutes to respond
- And then I’m going to nut
I’ve already nutted
I said I was in
Nut then coward- I’ve already nutted
- Cullen is in
- Any other fuck sticks wanna suck
I’m in- I’m saving my nut for the bone temple
- I’ve reverted to djarism
- The hoen temple
- Okay so everyone but Max and Dan?
- https://www.tearsoftheleft.com/
- Actually a really nice website tbh
- It is done
- Everyone owes me $8
- Bro I told you I already nutted
- Then use that nut to pay me back
- NoCullen Conway
- Yokos still rules
- Kyle Derrick
- https://x.com/richard_harambe/status/2013617525439836325?s=46
- 😮💨🥵
- Tweak my low pressure systems
- I can’t tell if they’re pierced or not
- Jen is in for the movie now too she got a ticket in the row in front of usEvan Bbbender
- Awww yea
- https://x.com/polymarket/status/2014343821841113474?s=46
- “McDonald’s OR *thinks for a moment, stumped* …I don’t know like, palantir”Brian Ambuel
- And also to get money from from their parents
- Like he did
- CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964Daniel Miller
I love that song- Well, maybe not love.
- But the album is funny
- It’s very catchy
- And funny, it’s got it all!
- The sock puppet song is really funnyBrian Ambuel
- https://x.com/chasaru3/status/2014343683294761185?s=46
- lol
- That path of snow
- Jesus Christ this is so bleak
- Ready to huck Texas?
- I did hit a 360 off mini Texas
- What a hole!
- He did, I regret to say that it was very cool
- Then he sucked his own dick
- Which was even cooler
- An instant classic
- Got sponsored by jerkmate
- https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/2013999862975435148?s=46
- Lmao
- https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT0vbaIEs58/?igsh=Y2xzZ3c0YjNrMmU2
- Anyone finna go here for hoen tomorrow?
- Just a burrito not a long affair
- Woud.
- Daniel Miller
- I don’t think poly market is a reliable source of information
- I’ll spin up a market to determine the veracity of that claim
- New game. Anytime someone exposes misinformation in this chat, I will buy them a large beer. Points to Brian.
- I’ll add large beer from Dan to my list for February
- I’m not horny
- FalseEvan Bbbender
- Beer for kyle
- I can see his erection from hereDaniel Miller
- False, minus one
- Kyle blew it
- If you tweeted it, I would’ve counted it.
- I can’t tweet
- But respect that rule
- Tweet my dick
- Man I’m ready bone
- https://x.com/rbbydotdev/status/2014437512782217633?s=46
- For someone who hates Elon you share the most Elon contentDaniel Miller
- I thought this was funny
- But I guess I am alone in that
- I didn’t look at it. Let’s see
- Nope. Requires account
- The more Elon content you share, the more he shows you. It’s just endless Elon evan
- I think that picture was the whole post because it looks like the frame before Charlie sprung a leakEvan Bbbender
- Evan with Elon
- Yeah it’s funny I even muted “Elon” but these little things just make their way into my feed
- Again, it’s cause you share them
- Start sharing more e-girls, watch your feed change
- Yeah it was my ig feed is all hot old women2
- And beefy lab
- FINE
- YALL ARE ONLY GETTING TITTIES NOW
- https://x.com/atwingracie2002/status/2002898234319180110?s=46
- Hell YEAH CHECK OUT THIS RACK
- Good ol x.com
- Squishy for sure
- Preview is nsfw so apple is cucking us
- Nice
- Keep em comin tho
- Oh we’re just getting started
- Let’s see some stacked puss