Thursday, January 15, 2026

Tilt!

Are you a pinball wizard, Dan?

Does Bruce have a genetic disposition?

Was that pizza thief?

And who is hoen Friday

I want yum yum

That’s 1 hoen

I’m likely in

I liked the Dimos idea

You wanna walk around with dimo, don’t you?

Hoeny hoeny yum yum

https://x.com/dilbertreborn/status/2011617601315881238

Trump threatening the insurrection act in Minnesota after all this shit is fucking maddening

Timmy had a really good speech last night, scary for my nieces and nephew and family in that community right now

Really disturbing times right now

Super unfortunate this all is happening in Minneapolis

That city has been through the ringer

That’s no accident

Targeted

Unfortunately there was no national solidarity with Portland last time around so I doubt there will be much for Minnesota eithe

During George Floyd protests? There were mass protests across the whole world

Well Europe and USA at least

I don’t want to change the subject but

Wen hoen tomorrow

We’ll call it solidarity hoen

I’m good for noon

Noon 4 goon

I haven’t seen this, but what?

At least then Evan would have known what this movie was about (vampires)

Whoa

Over under for dead animals handled today: 2.5

Who wants gamble?

Define “handled”

The balls on this man

Dan may be a lot of things but he’s not balding

Kyle why are you handling dead animals

Me?

See his unedited, likely swipe texted, text

It’s always swiped

Frequently to my detriment

But what can you do

You told us you were going to stop swiping

I lied 😈

I’ll take the under

Under wins

Dead squirrel and dead bird in my parking strip

There is another rotting squirrel a couple blocks away…

Who is down?

I mean I guess

After party is at Steam

Hello gentleman, I have come upon two tickets to the Schnitzer tonight to see the Irish author Colm Tóibín speak at 7:30. He’s supposed to be amazing and I’m looking for a companion - not our usual fare but anyone interested

Seeing a movie tonight so no Colm for me

I wanna Colm

Anna is doing some type of real housewives show so I will be at home with the children

But generally this is the type of high brow invitation I would accept

Too bad Anna planned high brow events before you could

(That’s Cullen burning a book wearing a maga hat)

That’s not MAGA it’s Poler you idiot

It’s definitely a MAGA hat

No that happened I was there

It was actually a MAGA hat too, unlike mine

It’s not a MAGA hat

It’s a maha hat

He was early

Yeah, it was a straight up classic MAGA hat

We were slowly making our way to Thomas and Lauren’s wedding

Seriously

It’s unfortunately gaining steam

Daily

Both

On k?

K holing with Colm

Need this

What, are you going to like go eat one right now?

Or are you talking about your survival?

I think he’s talking about our planned lunch tomorrow man

I have no question he will attend that

But his “will I make it” sounds like he can’t wait

If this dick’s a-creamin’
Don’t stop steamin’